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OwnaLib87 154 points ago +155 / -1

It can’t be way worse than what I think. I think trump won in a 50 state electoral landslide

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Saxmaster 103 points ago +103 / -0

Jeb won

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 68 points ago +68 / -0

That is worse.

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NotJudging 25 points ago +25 / -0

Lol

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Big_Boss_Stones 18 points ago +18 / -0

Jeb would be better than biden by far.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not really, but he would at least try to make you think so.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe, but I believe at best, they are the same. More status quo Uniparty bullshit. I suspect Jeb! (please clap) would do whatever his Globalist masters told him to do.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

We would all finally get guacamole bowl stimulus passed

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Gmama2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Please clap.

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Kekintosh2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

¡Jeb!

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Ghost_Soul167 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck! where can I find one? I have my little glass turtle already.

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Mr_Man 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the hardest I laughed all day. Thank you.

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bullseyes 38 points ago +38 / -0

He won states we haven't even heard about yet.

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GravityBounce1976 21 points ago +21 / -0

The state of Jefferson, and new Trumpland in east of Old Oregon.

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MagaGal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we please divide my state of Washington into the states of Carterland and Reagan? (I'll let you figure out which part of the state is Carterland and which is Reagan.)

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bullseyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm with ya in Reagan already! Hello, neighbor.

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OwnaLib87 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mars already voting trump

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Gmama2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Obama won 57.

But Trump won Greenland.

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CloakAndDagger 6 points ago +6 / -0

He won states that have not even been discovered yet by humans.

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keoyome 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm guessing that they have information on past elections as well. That will be the nuclear part.

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TotesNotKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, we’re all so far ahead of the normie news cycle, it won’t be nuclear for us unless the classified info that Trump has is really something.

I will be happy with vindication and justice.

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peanut521 11 points ago +11 / -0

He probably did. That's why they stopped counting. That's why truckloads of ballots were brought in. The code and algorithm couldn't weren't enough to offset the volume of votes he received.

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williammcfadden 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's way, way worse than that. More like 30 states.