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bullseyes 38 points ago +38 / -0

He won states we haven't even heard about yet.

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GravityBounce1976 21 points ago +21 / -0

The state of Jefferson, and new Trumpland in east of Old Oregon.

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MagaGal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we please divide my state of Washington into the states of Carterland and Reagan? (I'll let you figure out which part of the state is Carterland and which is Reagan.)

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bullseyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm with ya in Reagan already! Hello, neighbor.

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MagaGal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hi, there! Right now I'm in the middle of Carterland, but I cannot take much more, and I'll be heading East in search of sanity if sanity does not arrive here soon.

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OwnaLib87 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mars already voting trump

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Gmama2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Obama won 57.

But Trump won Greenland.

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CloakAndDagger 6 points ago +6 / -0

He won states that have not even been discovered yet by humans.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0