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TheGreaseman81 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump's Leviathan of a cock lives beneath the sands of arrakis.

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was compared to Toad from the Mario games. I just want to know how he fits the whole thing in his pants.

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RedHatLobster 22 points ago +22 / -0

The actresses we see today are just like Hookers who will do anything to get famous. They've got morals of alley cats. Sex for them is just currency.

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The_Peter 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is exactly it.

They're glorified hookers who bought into what the press clippings said about them.

When they get much older than 30, there's already a new generation of hooker-actresses to replace them and they have to either accept the fact they used their (now expired) youth and beauty to get a job or jump on the #metoo bandwagon.

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they have to work fast when they’re young and build up an bank of IOUs so they can continue to try to be Meryl

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Turd_Master 5 points ago +5 / -0

Men and women in Hollywood, all sell their ass for work.

I think 90% of them are prostitutes.

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justice4kavanagh 10 points ago +10 / -0

dOnT ShAmE SeX wOrKeRs durrr

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Markdin7725 5 points ago +6 / -1

What? Isn't it literally the opposite? Look up the average male actors height..

Surgery you might be right, but men probably have it less than women.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Average? How do they define actors? If they include extras sure, but most big names are short, men and women.

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RedHatLobster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of the leading male actors are short. Tom Cruise is only 5' 5". The rest aren't very tall either. Johnny Depp etc.

And they have lollipop bodies. If you ever see them in real life you'll see they have giant heads on small bodies.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't some old timer back in greece or rome say actors are no different than prostitutes lol

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Eclypse3d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. Can't watch movies now without being like, "OK the people here are screwing someone to get these roles."

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Itateeverybody 19 points ago +19 / -0

Actors are almost all faggots.

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defroach84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think back to your school's drama club. It makes perfect sense now doesn't it?

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

fact

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Comanche_Moon 16 points ago +16 / -0

He also won't accept pedo crap from degenerates, either.

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TrumpLovesIvanka 14 points ago +15 / -1

This explains Graham more than anyone

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Fuck_reddit34 9 points ago +10 / -1

We ought to brigade celebrity AMAs asking how much dick they suck to get their roles.

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Blurpy 4 points ago +4 / -0

i like the way you think.

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Minarchist_Manlet 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know, but that is generally the rule in a corrupt society.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adam Baldwin, “STFU”

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought this was a well known doctor drew line?

Hollywood people hate those who don’t give head to get ahead.

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Turd_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only person with a bigger cock than Trump, is Michelle Obama.

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AussieFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://youtu.be/6Tq7U3NmES0

An old gem from a Aussie band. Seems appropriate.

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ozzybrian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha ha. Genius, there could be some truth in that if you think about it.

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DMFT 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I believe it, I am preeeety skeptical of anonymous sources.

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CitrusFantatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must be why Kamala Harris hates him too.

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mortymbg13 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is more true than anybody knows

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MAGA_or_GTFO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not more than Barrack.....

Trump would make his day.

Michelle makes his hole week!