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upvotechamp 97 points ago +97 / -0

Gotta do something about these perverts grabbing children - fast trials, death penalty

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UndercoverInCA 27 points ago +32 / -5

Bring back cruel and unusual punishment.

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fadelio 30 points ago +31 / -1

It's not cruel if it's quick and it's not unusual if we do it often.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Major_Nutt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Redefine "Cruel and unusual punishment".

It used to mean stuff like being flayed alive, crucified, brazen bull, blood angel, scaphism, rat torture, keelhauling, impaling, or being boiled.

Electric chair, firing squad, hanging, injection are all RIDICULOUSLY humane comparatively.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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hilboggins 3 points ago +3 / -0

I vote for the spanish donkey, aka wooden horse.

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CloakAndDagger 5 points ago +5 / -0

I understood that reference!

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +2 / -1

#metoo

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +2 / -1

One of his best tweets.

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upvotechamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how there’s a tweet for literally everything on his account

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah, I've never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke and it is in fact garbage.