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DaayTerkErJerbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's where the Democrats plan of having the west coast secede enters the chat

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FormerGraveheart 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good thing there's historical precedent for using military force to prevent secession. Or even better: let them secede, then conquer them and make them territories, executing all Democrats within the rebel states.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd prefer they leave peacefully and we remove all our assets and they take 15% of the national debt. They don't get to keep Washington. Oregon and California can go but the rural areas of Oregon and California don't have to go with them. If they ally with china and attempt to bring their soldiers on North American shores then we go to war.

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d_lock 3 points ago +3 / -0

A slightly better proposal: they can have LA, SF, Portland, and Seattle. All docks still belong to the US but they can rent them for an exorbitant fee. Passport and visa required to enter the US. 2000% tariff on anything that goes through US territory.