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Ichabod 25 points ago +25 / -0

Wouldn't trust him to lock up a Wendy's after that.

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TonsOfSalt 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you read his stupid "election security" section of his website, it was like a guide for how to cheat the election. He points out all the weaknesses in the system.

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StateofGrace 21 points ago +21 / -0

Im sure he has a job waiting somewhere in the swamp. His job is done.

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YUNG_GUAC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fluffer at CNN

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dougkeenan 6 points ago +6 / -0

there's a place where Toobin was

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YUNG_GUAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

See how perfectly the planets align sometimes?

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Hammerhawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need to borrow your car right quick

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SurfandTurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quick trial, death penalty.

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SurfandTurf 2 points ago +2 / -0

These go to 11.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a hell of a long time since I've watched There's Something About Mary. Thanks for the laugh, guys.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!?!

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PePeDidntKillHimself 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're Fired! 👌

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americaeffyeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

He go bye-bye! hehehehehe

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

why can't Trump fire these people on national tv live?

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ReaganRevolution 1 point ago +2 / -1

seven-figure book deal incoming for the swamp rat to pay him for a job well done.

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HolaPendejos 1 point ago +1 / -0

BRIE TIME BABY

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Sippin_that_Haterade 1 point ago +1 / -0

YOURE FIRED

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homertone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I say Geneva and you hear Helsinke????

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BoobRadley 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you hear about that cheese factory that blew up in France? Da Brie was everywhere.