"Merged himself with AI" Yet, he never seems to be able to remember anything his own business does behind closed doors. The man (or machine) that allegedly designed facebook doesn't know how facebook works at all when it comes to these hearings. Hrmmmmmm...
He's a billionaire and he can't hire one damn person to be his court jester and give him honest feedback.
"Sir, you would be seen at least 1000% more positively if you just hire an old school barber to cut your hair, the way he wants, not the way you want."
Zuck has the eyes of a 1990's star trek android, Something is off with him. Let a dog smell him like in the original terminator movie,. See if it can smell the machine beneath the meat.
David Ike & Alex Jones have been proven right on pretty much everything they have claimed over the years, all except the Lizard People who secretly run the world... Then i saw Cuckberg and i start thinking, nope they're right about the Lizard people too!!!
For real though, what is happening to Zuckerberg?? He’s slowly losing all human resemblance and is at about 93% robot now. Is there a conspiracy theory out there that the real Zuck was killed off years ago and replaced by AI??
I find it very tiring trying to resist the urge to punch both of them in the face. If I was to run into either one of them I'm likely to rearrange their hermit and robot faces. Neither one of their companies will ever get one red cent from me.
Two BOSSes who don't cuck unfortunately and treat who they want like unwanted ragdolls. How many more hearings? The left certainly must be having some laughs over these globalist asswipes.
Man... every time I see Zuck I rethink my denial of the Lizard Person conspiracy.
I don't know what he is, but he is not human. He used to be human, oh and he still is human.. .
Merged himself with AI
Bill gates tried this and got a virus. Now we all gotta get shots, shots, shots.
lol i dont know if theres any truth to this but the fact that it can be within the realm of possibility is astounding
It's true. It's unfortunate that he did it too soon and the AI runs Windows 98.
DEPORT THIS FAG
"Merged himself with AI" Yet, he never seems to be able to remember anything his own business does behind closed doors. The man (or machine) that allegedly designed facebook doesn't know how facebook works at all when it comes to these hearings. Hrmmmmmm...
Q. Mr. Zuckerberg did you have a cup of coffee this morning?
A. I don't recall specifically but I can check my security cameras and get back to on whether or not I can answer that.
I want a compilation of Zuckerbot using that line over and over, with the sound of a jammed hard drive trying to spin up in the background.
Official Sources say androids cannot consume coffee beverage.
Because it's covfefe.
Its his job to know. He should either be in jail OR the US government should start putting individual workers in jail.
Its his job to also conveniently not know...
He looks like Bill Gates used a swab from his own anus to make a clone that he could wire up with remote controls and sensors.
It’s SOPHIE with flesh..
"his hair cut" It's designed for rapid removal and replacement, by means of a single cantilever and a discretely-located hex nut.
Zuckerberg thinks he is the reincarnation of Augustus Caesar and cutshis hiar to resemble him.https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/09/11/report-facebook-ceo-is-obsessed-with-roman-emperor-augustus-caesar/
Under-rated comment!
"Senator...... meep gloop beep moop."
I think he wants to be Data from Star Trek: Next Generation.
Instead he became a lesser borg drone
Maybe it's the warmth that Brent Spiner brought to the performance, but Data seems more human than Mark Zuckerberg.
I see it!
He really needs to give CastreauTrudeau's eyebrow guy a call.
kek
kek
You would think with his money he could buy some eyebrows.
And a decent suit.
He can get a recommendation from Justin Castreau
He's probably why Zuck can't find any. Trudeau rerouted the entire narrow supply chain to his house.
He's a billionaire and he can't hire one damn person to be his court jester and give him honest feedback.
"Sir, you would be seen at least 1000% more positively if you just hire an old school barber to cut your hair, the way he wants, not the way you want."
Zuck looks more like Gman from Half Life.
Nah that guy looked cool
Hes got the same expression as Data from star trek, but somehow looks less human.
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman 👽
Wake up and smell the ashes.
Have you seen those photos too! Hahahahaha...
And "if" there are Lizard People, we need to show the world those too! LULZ
The Zuck is looking more and more like a guppy
There is something seriously wrong with that lizard give it some more dead flies or something...
Thats what I was thinking, lookn thin.
Dorsey looks like tried to keep up with Hunter last night. They're both pathological liars.
All I can see is Radagast the Brown.
There's birdshit somewhere in his beard. We all know it.
Nah, Dorsey looks like Rasputin after a drinking a binge.
Fuck you, I'm done with this site for the night.
This made me look up the word "feltch." I am forever scarred.
lol same, don't bother folks
True
+1
I learned that word from Eminem.
Me 2.
Fucking hell man. You win, holy fuck. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should probably write the Zuck's autobiography "My life as a Lizard" the story of Zuck.
Zuck has the eyes of a 1990's star trek android, Something is off with him. Let a dog smell him like in the original terminator movie,. See if it can smell the machine beneath the meat.
Data!
Yep, but people liked Data and he tried to be human :)
Look at these fucking aliens.
These two look like not only the biggest beta faggots ever but also the loneliest dudes on earth,
OK, the Zuck has a Yoko Ono wife/partner. Does anyone know that the Jack keeps chained to the bedpost?
With that beard, a goat.
That's racist pede he has three goats black, fecal and shit stain.
Guess you never been around goats, they like to be choked out by fences.
Glorious.
You can tell Jack made an effort to clean up this time, because last time he looked like he’d been hanging on a dungeon wall for 10 years.
But why is he in his kitchen? That is bothering me.
Yeah, that is weird! And, it’s small shelves with all small size dishes.
Starring Tom Hanks
Jack looks like Great Value Rasputin and lacks his notable ahem attribute
I was thinking Anton LaVey's bastard child. So more or less the same.
Money can not buy good taste. They both need help. Yikes.
How does anyone look at Zuckerberg and think "yes, this person looks normal and reasonable"
Cuckbergs face looks like a character creation menu when all the sliders are set to zero
I wish the Winklevoss twins weren't naive enough to trust a Zuckerberg.
We all know Zuckerberg stole the idea of FB from the Winklevoss twins.
Is that the name of the CIA agents running the darpa project?
They were white kids raised by upper class parents. Historically where all the best ideas come from.
Mark Zuckerberg has plenty of money. He should buy some eyebrows.
Perhaps he can borrow a pair from his commie comrade, Castreau.
David Ike & Alex Jones have been proven right on pretty much everything they have claimed over the years, all except the Lizard People who secretly run the world... Then i saw Cuckberg and i start thinking, nope they're right about the Lizard people too!!!
Zuck always reminds me of the robot butlers in Woody Allen's movie "Sleeper." Also, he looks like he was the model for the NPC face.
Biden looks like the NPC model.
Couple of evil dorks
Time to give them wet willies and bankrupt their asses.
Filth like that will never rule over us.
So, which one is the bottom?
Both they are power bottoms.
Going ass to ass with a zucchini.
Zuckerberg is damned NPC
Is Jack a muslim? My woman intuition sensors say 'danger, danger' when I see a picture of him.
TOPKEK
Where the fuck are his eyebrows?
They ran away with Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows.
Zuck is definitely a robot. Look at this dude
😂😂 that is GREAT
WILLLSOOONNNNN!
robot butler is the icing on the cake here.
Wilson3000
Are these tech backed lockdowns made so the CEOs don’t have to travel to shithole DC for hearings?
For real though, what is happening to Zuckerberg?? He’s slowly losing all human resemblance and is at about 93% robot now. Is there a conspiracy theory out there that the real Zuck was killed off years ago and replaced by AI??
Is Zuck young enough to have been Jeffery Epsteins first child?
I laughed myself to tears. Had a good 3 waves of laughter.
Zuck you just pass the butter
He never smiles. Maybe he can't.
LMFAO that is hilarious indeed!
What's up with Zuckerbergs hair line? It's totally weird.
wow, haven't seen max headroom since the 80's
These two are total fucking idiots.
Add a small mustache to Mark Cuckerberg and he will be a spitting image of Adolph Hitler.
I think Zuckerberg is really Data from Star Trek and Dorsey has microdosed himself straight into Rasputin!
"Wilson!!!!"
I find it very tiring trying to resist the urge to punch both of them in the face. If I was to run into either one of them I'm likely to rearrange their hermit and robot faces. Neither one of their companies will ever get one red cent from me.
Two BOSSes who don't cuck unfortunately and treat who they want like unwanted ragdolls. How many more hearings? The left certainly must be having some laughs over these globalist asswipes.
These guys are gonna look so evil in the history books of the future.
Mark lookin like Steve-O after the first season of jackass, but also clearly enjoying that pillaged Hawaiian land.
Dwigt.
Are these two fucks even human???
🤣