Chuck Norris once delivered a reverse punch so powerful that he knocked his opponent backward through a plate glass window and into Stop sign on the street outside. Upon inspection of the aftermath, Norris noted that the street sign had been damaged, a violation of city ordinance. Nervous city police watched in shock as Norris apprehended himself and walked directly to the jail where he stood quietly in an open cell and meditated until a magistrate could be summoned. Upon seeing Norris in his courtroom, the Judge stammered to even start the proceeding so Norris took control of the trail and declared himself guilty and then sentenced himself to repair the damage to the sign and community service. Norris then went back to the sign and issued a roundhouse kick so precise that it restored it perfectly to its original condition and as his community service, Norris single handedly built a children’s hospital using stones he himself quarried from a nearby mountain. To this day, Chuck Norris still volunteers there every 3rd Tuesday of the month.