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When libtards speak of rounding us up (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Dreyvius ago by Dreyvius +6476 / -1
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Seenev 354 points ago +356 / -2

Funny how they talk about rounding up the half of the country that is armed to the teeth.

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sometimescanbefunny 185 points ago +186 / -1

Even our teeth are armed!

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Sodium_miner 126 points ago +127 / -1

And our arms have teeth

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RyanUpCreek 93 points ago +94 / -1

I know an armless man who can shoot a .357 Magnum with his feet

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bigdickhangsright 30 points ago +30 / -0

Can blow the rest of your head clean off.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Did he lose his arms in a boating accident too?

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TangerineShine 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a toothless man who can shoot. For with his .357, he’s a bad dude, they call him Corn Pop

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's arm-less armed teeth men with arms all the way down, with teeth, annnnd guns!

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NotSpyRussian 15 points ago +16 / -1

and our arm-teeth have teeth-arms

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Paul-Revere 15 points ago +17 / -2

Cue the Team America theme song please.

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Sodium_miner 11 points ago +12 / -1

Eyes are watering, shouldn’t be this funny. 😂😂😂😂

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Parcus 5 points ago +5 / -0

There called fingernails!

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CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gives new meaning to "mouth full of metal!"

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe these libtards who talk boldly of rounding us up are lead deficient, and need some supplements?

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can you imagine a bunch of soylents in black hoodies jumping out of their mothers van armed with dildos and hi-points trying to force you into a minivan ? Shit will be epic .

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm imagining a bunch of them using dildos like light wands, though they'll probably suffer from FRI [forceful rectal insertion] if they try anything.

These people talk a big game, and love to beat up others while in their large groups, but confronted with armed citizenry? They're as craven and as cowardly as they come.

They don't understand (in a manner of speaking), Martin Niemöller's immortal words "[...] then they came for me, and no-one spoke up for me".

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the South as well - the coastal and big city elite class might like to make fun of the "redneck" flyover states/areas, but it is precisely these areas that would absolutely decimate them. There's a lot of hate bubbling just under the surface in a lot of "white America," so to speak- like you said, millions of people that are itching to go and tens of millions that don't look forward to it but will do whatever it takes to secure this country.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Relatable. I live in small little blue county with a very populated city at it's center. The rest of the state is blood red and I don't think I know one person that doesn't own a firearm.

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ohwell316 14 points ago +14 / -0

This one made me laugh. My dentures are sitting in between my carry gun and the 300Blk I am building right now.

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DarkestB4ThaDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Armed with 5 in one plus enamel strengthening toothpaste.... those libfucks don’t stand a chance

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SpezDispenser 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you have enough arms to pass to pets, youre still not armed enough.

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GayPedesAnonymous 61 points ago +61 / -0

Leftism is a mental illness that makes you believe yourself to be a paragon of virtue despite constantly spouting the most evil shit, and anyone who isn’t in line with your every belief is evil by definition. Therefore, the idea that they would face any opposition is unacceptable and the work of evil. There’s only one way to be a good person after all, according to them, so anyone who disagrees with you is wishing for only the worst.

What? You think my beliefs are harmful? Lies! You must be a mass murderer in disguise! I’m the good guy! I’m an ANTI-FASCIST!!! THAT MEANS I’M GOOD AND YOU’RE BAD!!!! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME?!?! I’M THE HERO AND THE HERO ALWAYS WINS!!!!! HOLLYWOOD, PUBLIC SCHOOL, AND THE MEDIA TOLD ME SO!!!!!!!!!

They don’t consider that they could get their brains blown out if they try to start a communist revolution, because in their minds there’s no possible way anyone could oppose them. Anyone who does oppose their agenda isn’t worth considering as a threat, even though that opposition comprises the majority of this nation. They should know what would happen if they tried to “round us up” because we’ve made it quite clear this past year. But they don’t. They think they don’t deserve pushback so to them it doesn’t exist. That’s why they’re able to do brazenly cry for “CIVIL FUCKING WAR” while being comprised of overweight women and underweight men who are all afraid of a handgun. There’s no road to the end in their mind; there is only the end, the end in which they’ve won.

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DZP1 25 points ago +25 / -0

They are like a political cult on meth and lacking the common sense god gave a goose. Any guns they own have an orange tipped muzzle. Their military training consists of watching G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra while hiding behind the couch.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Horrible movie lol.

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Carry_Your_Name 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's humanism in essence. It makes you to believe YOU are the messiah you've been waiting for, YOU own your destiny, YOU will ultimately build the New Jerusalem on earth. There's no god, no rules, you can create your own reality. It all started in Genesis 3 and Satan is still using the same tactics.

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Wolfsteppen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aussiepede here watching from afar, in my opinion this is a commie revolution, my hope is no certification where dominion systems were used until a full audit hopefully prior dec 23rd, prayers with you MAGA

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Phil_DeGraves 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Dunning-Kruger effect is very strong in leftists. Simply put, they're "too dumb to be able to realize that they're dumb":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning_Kruger

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MAGA9428 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been saying for months now that woke ideology may be the greatest threat to civilization in our era today. Even more than radical Islam because radical Islam is so obviously evil that it will never gain sufficient support. But woke ideology is both evil and clever enough at disguising its evil that millions of people support it.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Billions support Islam.

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based_biker 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least Islam doesn't support faggotry and transgenderism

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Modus_Pwninz 58 points ago +58 / -0

I've seen them claim that "the left is just as armed", which is a hilarious delusion.

I have eight guns in my living room. I have tannerite behind the couch. My liberal BIL, on the other hand, has zero guns. Anecdotal, but this is typical of leftists.

There are some few far left folks who are big on guns (John Brown Gun Club, Redneck Revolt, black panther derps who are basically retarded, the 3D printed gun community had some too) but your average leftist has no clue what your average conservative has...Most of us have guns not just to arm ourselves, but for a whole big group of people.

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BigRedPillMachine 34 points ago +34 / -0

Reminds me of that radical "militant" BLM group that showed up to some protest and ended up shooting 2 or 3 of their own!

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Modus_Pwninz 32 points ago +32 / -0

Exactly. The "not fucking around coalition"...that exclusively just fucks around.

Retarded people.

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undef 27 points ago +27 / -0

Leftists think about buying a gun.

The rest of America things about buying another gun every time they meet someone new, have a child or grandchild, or the day of the week happens to end in y.

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KAGA4EVER 18 points ago +18 / -0

Guns are like potato chips, you can’t just have one.

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ThirstyLibertyTree 13 points ago +13 / -0

And you might find a few between the couch cushions.

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ShartMaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great point! For example, my Grandfather passed a few months ago.

I'm buying a precision rifle with some of the money that he left me, so that every time I go shooting with it, I'll think of him.

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undef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Precision rifle...

You'd better be hitting < 0.5 MOA at 10 yards per year of his life or you chose poorly.

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Paul-Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what’s beautiful about true patriotic American values ... they are passed from one generation to the next. God bless the memory of your grandpa!

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dykstra89 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol im sitting in my office with my feet up on the desk. there's 3 guns that i wouldn't even have to put my feet back on the floor to reach. and im not even trying, they're just there cuz idk...america i guess

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TehAgent 10 points ago +11 / -1

Most Lefties I talk to that do have guns have a single low tier weapon. One that was advocating gun control even said 'AND I EVEN HAVE A GUN!'

Later I found out it was non functional :/

One has a Mosin and one has a .22 rifle; what kind I dont know.

Both are deadly sure. But Boogaloo material? Not up against even my own 'mediocre' collection.

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Uzaka123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Underestimating your enemies is the quickest route to defeat.

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TehAgent 4 points ago +5 / -1

when you desperately want a comment to say something it doesnt say

Perhaps you should read the comment and try again.

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, thats not even close to boogaloo.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes! Rifles and handguns for all my family!

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JohnTexasBaron 32 points ago +32 / -0

HAHA... yes, send them to TEXAS FIRST Pleassse. We wanna have a go at it

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trailerman168233 18 points ago +18 / -0

Indiana. Got your back!

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TehAgent 13 points ago +13 / -0

Indiana is like North Texas Lite

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TX2013 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is a reason why they are not doing this crap in Texas or other states with strong 2nd Amendment laws. Even Granny is armed in TX.

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JohnTexasBaron 7 points ago +7 / -0

And... they Beto Not

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JohnTexasBaron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly, snuffed out in a jiffy

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TheBasedFriscoMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes! And let’s start in Austin and drive those Califucks back to their million dollar 3/1.5/1 70 year old ranch.

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Shockrocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

The coonasses to the east wouldn’t mind a go. Lots of swamp land to have fun in.

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Fender1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm with ya brother!

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Paul-Revere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell yah baby!!!

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