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When libtards speak of rounding us up (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Dreyvius ago by Dreyvius +6476 / -1
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sometimescanbefunny 185 points ago +186 / -1

Even our teeth are armed!

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Sodium_miner 126 points ago +127 / -1

And our arms have teeth

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RyanUpCreek 93 points ago +94 / -1

I know an armless man who can shoot a .357 Magnum with his feet

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bigdickhangsright 30 points ago +30 / -0

Can blow the rest of your head clean off.

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Parcus 31 points ago +31 / -0

But don't worry geeza, 'e's 'armless

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Hello_World 19 points ago +19 / -0

🚨Quality content alert🚨

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Barry loves blowing my head off

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Did he lose his arms in a boating accident too?

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ThirstyLibertyTree 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s why you always leave a note.

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snow blower and a bottle of whiskey.

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TangerineShine 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a toothless man who can shoot. For with his .357, he’s a bad dude, they call him Corn Pop

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Excuse me ! Cornpop wields a straight razor that he has let rust out in a rain barrel

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's arm-less armed teeth men with arms all the way down, with teeth, annnnd guns!

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NotSpyRussian 15 points ago +16 / -1

and our arm-teeth have teeth-arms

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Paul-Revere 15 points ago +17 / -2

Cue the Team America theme song please.

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Shockrocks 7 points ago +9 / -2

See, there are three kinds of people...

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LIBERTYPEWPEW 4 points ago +5 / -1

Almost forgot about that movie. Will be re watching tonight. Thank you

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Sodium_miner 11 points ago +12 / -1

Eyes are watering, shouldn’t be this funny. 😂😂😂😂

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Richmond patriots have Virginia dentata. Nothing can stop this train!

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Parcus 5 points ago +5 / -0

There called fingernails!

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even our fingers have NAILS!

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CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gives new meaning to "mouth full of metal!"

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe these libtards who talk boldly of rounding us up are lead deficient, and need some supplements?

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can you imagine a bunch of soylents in black hoodies jumping out of their mothers van armed with dildos and hi-points trying to force you into a minivan ? Shit will be epic .

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm imagining a bunch of them using dildos like light wands, though they'll probably suffer from FRI [forceful rectal insertion] if they try anything.

These people talk a big game, and love to beat up others while in their large groups, but confronted with armed citizenry? They're as craven and as cowardly as they come.

They don't understand (in a manner of speaking), Martin Niemöller's immortal words "[...] then they came for me, and no-one spoke up for me".

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Who?

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the South as well - the coastal and big city elite class might like to make fun of the "redneck" flyover states/areas, but it is precisely these areas that would absolutely decimate them. There's a lot of hate bubbling just under the surface in a lot of "white America," so to speak- like you said, millions of people that are itching to go and tens of millions that don't look forward to it but will do whatever it takes to secure this country.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Relatable. I live in small little blue county with a very populated city at it's center. The rest of the state is blood red and I don't think I know one person that doesn't own a firearm.

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ohwell316 14 points ago +14 / -0

This one made me laugh. My dentures are sitting in between my carry gun and the 300Blk I am building right now.

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DarkestB4ThaDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Armed with 5 in one plus enamel strengthening toothpaste.... those libfucks don’t stand a chance

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SpezDispenser 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you have enough arms to pass to pets, youre still not armed enough.