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When libtards speak of rounding us up (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Dreyvius ago by Dreyvius +6476 / -1
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– Sodium_miner 126 points ago +127 / -1

And our arms have teeth

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– RyanUpCreek 93 points ago +94 / -1

I know an armless man who can shoot a .357 Magnum with his feet

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– bigdickhangsright 30 points ago +30 / -0

Can blow the rest of your head clean off.

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– Parcus 31 points ago +31 / -0

But don't worry geeza, 'e's 'armless

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– MAGAngelo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Guy Ritchie, is that you?

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– Hello_World 19 points ago +19 / -0

🚨Quality content alert🚨

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– BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Barry loves blowing my head off

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– AstronoMink 4 points ago +4 / -0

None of you seem to understand

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– Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Did he lose his arms in a boating accident too?

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– ThirstyLibertyTree 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s why you always leave a note.

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– AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snow blower and a bottle of whiskey.

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– CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek! Other Countries are like, explosives, alcohol and guns, what could go wrong? Referring to our 4th of July.

Drinking all day with the snowblower comes in a close second?

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– Epsteinkilledhimself 3 points ago +3 / -0

My roommate in Iowa dad lost his arm to a snow blower, how in the fuck are they so dangerous?

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– TangerineShine 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a toothless man who can shoot. For with his .357, he’s a bad dude, they call him Corn Pop

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– BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Excuse me ! Cornpop wields a straight razor that he has let rust out in a rain barrel

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– Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's arm-less armed teeth men with arms all the way down, with teeth, annnnd guns!

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– NotSpyRussian 15 points ago +16 / -1

and our arm-teeth have teeth-arms

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– Paul-Revere 15 points ago +17 / -2

Cue the Team America theme song please.

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– Shockrocks 7 points ago +9 / -2

See, there are three kinds of people...

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– Parcus 10 points ago +11 / -1

"and sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes. Because after all, a pussy is only an inch and a half away from an asshole!"

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– Shockrocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol the one downvote

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– LIBERTYPEWPEW 4 points ago +5 / -1

Almost forgot about that movie. Will be re watching tonight. Thank you

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– Sodium_miner 11 points ago +12 / -1

Eyes are watering, shouldn’t be this funny. 😂😂😂😂

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– Brooklyn_Patriot_76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Richmond patriots have Virginia dentata. Nothing can stop this train!

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– Parcus 5 points ago +5 / -0

There called fingernails!

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– ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even our fingers have NAILS!

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– wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

And our nail have fingers, for trigger pullin'

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– CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gives new meaning to "mouth full of metal!"

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