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When libtards speak of rounding us up (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Dreyvius ago by Dreyvius +6476 / -1
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RyanUpCreek 93 points ago +94 / -1

I know an armless man who can shoot a .357 Magnum with his feet

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bigdickhangsright 30 points ago +30 / -0

Can blow the rest of your head clean off.

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Parcus 31 points ago +31 / -0

But don't worry geeza, 'e's 'armless

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MAGAngelo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Guy Ritchie, is that you?

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Hello_World 19 points ago +19 / -0

🚨Quality content alert🚨

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Barry loves blowing my head off

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Did he lose his arms in a boating accident too?

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ThirstyLibertyTree 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s why you always leave a note.

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snow blower and a bottle of whiskey.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek! Other Countries are like, explosives, alcohol and guns, what could go wrong? Referring to our 4th of July.

Drinking all day with the snowblower comes in a close second?

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your drinking buddy is a snowblower?

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Epsteinkilledhimself 3 points ago +3 / -0

My roommate in Iowa dad lost his arm to a snow blower, how in the fuck are they so dangerous?

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

No machine is dangerous, it's always the operator that's dangerous.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think the father is the dangerous one

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AmerikaUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

They jam sometimes. People reach in there to clear the impacted snow or occasional branch or rock and once the blades start moving again, BOOM. Combine that with being drunk (people still do drink to stay warm) and it's a disaster. Injuries aren't near as common as they used to be though.

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TangerineShine 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a toothless man who can shoot. For with his .357, he’s a bad dude, they call him Corn Pop

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Excuse me ! Cornpop wields a straight razor that he has let rust out in a rain barrel

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's arm-less armed teeth men with arms all the way down, with teeth, annnnd guns!