We have a 27lb bird and at least 15 people coming. Maybe a few more. We'll be sitting side by side at a big dining room table the same as every other Thanksgiving. There will be hugging during Hellos and Goodbyes.
Fuck Fauci. Fuck every tyrant governer. Fuck every mask Karen. Fuck the NYT. Fuck Swedish meatballs.
I don't understand people who don't like leftovers. Why would you not want a day or two off from cooking?
I always cook a giant feast just for my small household. Not changing.
We have a 27lb bird and at least 15 people coming. Maybe a few more. We'll be sitting side by side at a big dining room table the same as every other Thanksgiving. There will be hugging during Hellos and Goodbyes.
Fuck Fauci. Fuck every tyrant governer. Fuck every mask Karen. Fuck the NYT. Fuck Swedish meatballs.
Fuck you commie NYT. Turkey, more turkey, and turkey.
We’re just all going to pass plates and share utensils. Fuck nanny staters. Come and take it.
I say have meatballs and potpies in ADDITION to the normal meal. This is America dammit, and we'll celebrate like it.
Go ahead and skip the turkey.
Eat elk, veal, wagyu, or something else that pisses off PETA even more than turkey.
WTF is that shit?
I said that to myself too.
It looks like a plate of garbage.
They would love to see our traditions die. Not their traditions--like fucking kids and trying to fix elections--but our traditions.
And I say to them, they should try substituting their typical thanksgiving dinner with a big ol' bag of dicks.