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GeauxTrump20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just like all the video coming out of China where people were dropping dead standing in line buying lottery tickets😂

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Glad your safe, I just saw a COVID flew over my house!

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 44 points ago +44 / -0

I live in Ohio too. I'm hiding in my attic with my family. Came home late, the police were following. They're downstairs right now looking for us. My daughter is writing a diary about the ordeal.

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BerettaStroker 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fuck Dewine, little dictator bitch!

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BirthPilled86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little is a bit too large for that widdle commie faggot!

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AsaNisiMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did your car turn into a pumpkin?

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

Worse. The Covid almost caught me!!! I was screaming and throwing my hands up as I ran into my house.

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AsaNisiMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

That sounds like quite a spectacle. I'm glad you survived such a terrifying ordeal!

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank you, stay safe out there. It’s a mad world.

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jaaardstyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't I see a South Park episode about this?

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Illuminaughtie 13 points ago +13 / -0

thots and playas sent

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you kind friend

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majorpribluda 12 points ago +12 / -0

Red Barchetta saves you from COVID!

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lifeisahologram 12 points ago +12 / -0

You gotta be better prepared. Keep a BLM Protest kit in your trunk. Because if you are out late and don’t think you will be able to make it back, quickly put on your BLM shirt and mask, Carry a brick and throw it in the nearest window. Covid will think you are conducting a protest, and fly right past you.

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CountryState_of_Mind 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classic, that is such a great idea. Make sure to have diagrams of how to pull down statues in that emergency BLM Protest Kit. Dewine's Bureau of Workers Comp Covid Police will surely let you off the hook.

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is next level genius right here!!! The virus can’t get me past 10pm if I have BLM gear and it thinks I am a true supporter of antifa!!!

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geckofishknight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Careful when driving so fast! You could have hit someone with your car and killed them of Covid

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Carbum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Doesn't start till tomorrow pede

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy shit, so i was worried over nothing?!?!?! You got to be kidding me, almost died 5 times.

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Carbum 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just open carry. Its amazing... nobody asks me to wear a mask. (Trumbull County)

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labajada 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Excelsior!"

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Recoveredliberal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lucky, 10:01 is start of the evening drone protection service

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AppalachianTactical 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, what is there a curfew? I work in Ohio tonight.

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently it starts tomorrow. Yes 10pm.

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AppalachianTactical 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah, well they can suck it.

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nathanrzehringer 5 points ago +5 / -0

You must live in Ohio!

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I do, did you hear it spreads like mad at 10:00pm on the dot?

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Brundlefly78 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife tested positive for covid yesterday. Now i have to stay home off work for 14 days 😒 I dont feel any different yet.

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry, I know lots of people who have gotten it. Most of them say they’ve absolutely felt worse with other things. Hang in there and don’t worry, you will get through this. Just take some vitamin c, d and zink.

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Brundlefly78 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im on it. Thanks 👍

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Brundlefly78 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im not. My wife did. She was sent home from school after another teacher tested positive after coughing all over the place for two days

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Truly_anonymous1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was it excelerator 2007 or 2010? And could you import .csv files with ampersand signs as the separator?

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Tuarac 3 points ago +3 / -0

did you by chance drop a (glass) shoe on the highway?

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good here as long as I get inside the gate for my community and it closes behind me quickly. One of those barrier gates like a RR crossing, except that my code gets it to open. Hahaha the China plague doesnt have the code!

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Kerbygermy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can just remove dewhine already. Fake ass conservative little man syndrome having bitch

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont know how you survived, honestly. Covid has been clocked are far higher speeds than 120mph by experts.

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DisrespectfulNipplez 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're so brave!

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NotDoneWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOW I know why everyone was driving like a complete asshole on 275 today. THEY WERE RUNNING FROM THE RONA! I feel bad for bitching now.