Guys im seriously thinking about not going to my wife's family Thanksgiving lunch and just cooking my shit in peace with a bunch of crown. She has an uncle who is a lawyer who is so far left it hurts my eyes to even look at him. I know all thats going to happen is him talking all this ahot about Trump losing and even when I ignore him he always makes little digs on conservatives because he knows it will light a fore under my ass. What do I do? Should I just go and when he opens his mouth just open hand bitch slap him and walk out the house?
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Smile like you have a secret and say, "We'll see what happens..." and then wink at him. It will enrage him. Don't give him anything else. No arguments, no facts, nothing... pointless waste of breath.
Actually just use this response to anything he says... Him: "Will you pass the gravy?" You: "We'll see what happens... (wink)"
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Don't go. It's your life. Why spend a moment of it with people that suck.
And this.
Just slap him around in front of the entire family and humiliate him. I'ts not hard. He's a liberal.
my family doesnt have that problem.
Call him a pedophile lover repeatedly.
Shakespeare had something to say about lawyers. You should look that up.
You stick your gun in his mouth and let him lnow what we are going to do to every liberal family or not.
This one is good
Slap him. Apparently, violence and intimidation is what they like to use.
Love him in Christ's name
Jesus was not a pacifist.
Understood. Yet he says, "Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust."
That's nice. You go right ahead and love communist globalists now. I will love them after they are destroyed and in Hell.
if you are sure that dude will be an ass to you, don’t go.
I don't really want to go anyway ill just stay home and cook my shit for when the family gets back but this shit has been going in for 4 years with this fuck. Plus he talks about the shit even more if I leave the room
yeah i agree, don’t put yourself in a position to be miserable on a day that should be enjoyable. that guy is going to be a mega asshole on thanksgiving based on your description. just stay home, put on your favorite tunes, enjoy a beverage or smoke if that is your thing, and make a nice meal for your family. you will have an awesome day.
I agree, but you need two willing parties for this to happen.
Our side has tried talking. Time for action or we will die, literally. The Bolsheviks and their liberal enablers have no values, no lines they won't cross in order to win.
p.s. Our Founding Fathers went to war with Great Britain, after a great deal of classy respectful talk, asking them pretty please to stop oppressing them with high taxes, etc.
I never called for a "revolution". You used that term, not me.
It's the Bolsheviks who are calling for a revolution--against us.
It's not a "revolution" when one is defending what one possesses in order for it not to get stolen. Its not a "revolution" when one is literally defending one's family. We are defenders of what our revolutionary Founding Fathers fought for.
Avoid - cooking, crown and memes instead.
Have a ton of facts at your finger tips... Then simply refute his drivel.
All of a sudden you may want to be very concerned about Covid and therefore you wouldn’t feel comfortable going to thanksgiving in person with them. Hopefully next year you can get together with them again.
Or drop the charade and say I’d rather do just about anything else rather that deal with uncle libtard.