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jojojubi 55 points ago +56 / -1

10 feet is a long way to fall. You could get sick and die from covid along the way.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

a COVID particle might be suspended about 7 ft in the air, he inhales it, dies at 3 ft altitude with plenty of time for his carcass to enter rigor mortis before hitting the ground

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BIG_TUNA 19 points ago +19 / -0

What a joke. Here's the actual post for anyone interested in reading about it: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8958309/Builder-51-died-falling-10ft-ladder-killed-coronavirus.html

My favorite line: "The scientists said the evidence 'unequivocally' led to Covid-19 being to blame for the death — but they did not specify how."

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ArdentGrasshopper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, THEY are the experts, you bigot. How dare you assume that you have any kind of ability to judge their expertise? Pffffft, explanations and evidence.

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South_Florida_Guy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Must have been on the ground where he landed.

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RS34ME 11 points ago +11 / -0

And it's all because he wasn't wearing a mask. /s

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Beat_to_Quarters 10 points ago +10 / -0

Covid pushed him. It wasnt an accident.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

hey I have an uncle named COVID

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Deplorable_Yankee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look out skydivers with improperly packed chutes. Wuflu is coming for you too.

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KakarikoKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Follow the science you bigot now put on your mask!

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's why you can't stand up in a restaurant without your mask. Anything over 5 feet from whatever floor you are standing on, you die of covid, bigot!

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LoneStarDangler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Explains masks on planes!

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid gets confused at that elevation. It can't tell whether or not you are sitting or standing. Silly.

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loveshock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just crawl out on the floor.

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raytheater 3 points ago +3 / -0

He caught the KungFlu mid-fall.

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course, George Floyd died of covid as well.

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell i had it and didn't even know... no telling when it's gonna sneak up and get you. Covid is a joke

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you see he needed a 12 foot ladder but the store that sold them was closed cus of the covid lockdowns. So he only had a 10 ft ladder.

Obviously, COVID killed him.

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skatestraight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some real liberal mental gymnastics there, well done

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RPOZ28 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sooo, if you have a compromised system, contract covid, and die, you died from covid. If you fall off a ladder and die, but covid is in your system, you also died from covid. Riiiiight.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only he was wearing a mask, he would have been saved... I hear they work like parachutes.

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lovetrumpshat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have social distanced more...from the floor.

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plastic_Strawman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not pictured: The China coof virus on a rooftop across the street with a high-powered rifle.

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RoofKorean 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some strong corona.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

His mask must have fallen off on the way down. Poor bastard.