Finally made it, the Daily mail calls, they want you.
You sit down and look back at the sacrifce.
You write a literal fart article.
...
Profit?
Fun fact: a fart article (or filler, or fluff or wind article) is an stupid/feelgood article you squeeze in between the serious article to refocus the audience, which doesn't work with tweets or on any non-consecutive articles. A good example of such a segment is on the road (for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-s8hDXFRj8).
Fun fact: a fart article (or filler, or fluff or wind article) is an stupid/feelgood article you squeeze in between the serious article to refocus the audience, which doesn't work with tweets or on any non-consecutive articles. A good example of such a segment is on the road (for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-s8hDXFRj8).