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juicemoney9 193 points ago +194 / -1

Crazy to see a lieutenant Colonel so close to a terrorist

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undef 49 points ago +49 / -0

Best post of the day.

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Talto 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm hijacking this comment because I need some info: if someone was voting from abroad in PA via absentee ballot do they need to attach an affidavit? I think one of my acuqaintences just openly admitted to me that they participated in voter fraud whilst in the middle of telling me that voter fraud doesn't exist.

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Angerisagift 8 points ago +8 / -0

The rules in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania have changed a bit over the years but essentially you can forego all supporting documentation and compliance with stated rules so long as your vote is for the Democrats. Hope this helps.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The envelope is the affidavit in CO.

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electioninfection 14 points ago +14 / -0

KEK

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StunLikeAnAntelope 10 points ago +10 / -0

That stupid jacket reminds me of Ross Geller's character, Sobel, in Band of Brothers.

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midgetpornrocks 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's funny how it looks. He's wearing a bulky jacket to make himself look larger as a projection of power. But instead, he's swimming in it. It's obviously way too large for him. And it's making him look like a child wearing men's clothing.

I guess not all gay guys have good fashion sense.

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neurojerk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe he needs a gayer man like Big Mike to show him how to dress

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Skabliggum2 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's searching for Big Mike's vajayjay, and the lieutenant Colonel is trying to warn him it's a suicide mission.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This looks like Barry in the meme about spying on DJT's campaign

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cheesecake2 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAH, got 'em

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two questions you might be able to answer. 1) I know LTC and Major are very similar in the insignia design denoting rank where the LTC oak leaves are silver and Major are more gold tone. How do you tell them apart on a field uniform? His insignia is black here, but what do Majors wear? 2) That's a very Prussian style looking belt buckle he has there. I wasn't aware the US military used this or were allowed to wear them. Any insight would be appreciated.

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glasscrawler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Major's insignia is brown, LTC's insignia is black.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you - don't happen to know anything about that buckle do you?

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glasscrawler 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, sorry. Here's where I found the BDU insignia images: https://www.armysurplusworld.com/military-rank-patches/army-rank/officer-rank

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KudzuKing69 35 points ago +35 / -0

Still is

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Ithrowawaay 28 points ago +28 / -0

Always has been.

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KudzuKing69 27 points ago +27 / -0

Always will be

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magafren 20 points ago +20 / -0

lol my first thought exactly... holding binoculars on a military site like its a porcelain teacup in an old lady's sitting room

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bullseyes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ha! I didn't notice that. I'm surprised it isn't pinkie out.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's not gay, though

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Harambe 2 points ago +3 / -1

((Michael Obama's YUGE cock has entered the chat))

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my!

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Primed_Native_Texan 5 points ago +5 / -0

He really is. Remember the photos of he and Michael watching Putin during Judo demonstration? His arms were all in defensive mode like he was flinching. There's a compilation of more of these too that show just how girly he is. No need to mention how Obama throws a baseball.....

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arnold voice Ya he is nothing but a little girlie man.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are his muscles? I don't see any muscles

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Vla1ne 41 points ago +42 / -1

If you are far enough to immediately escape were a shooter to aim at the ballot counters, you are not close enough to observe the count.

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cheesecake2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hmmm I can't find any flaws with this logic.

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Minarchist_Manlet 28 points ago +28 / -0

In addition to party monitors sitting at every table verifying the count, there should be cameras right above each table and livestreamed online.

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EndHumanTrafficking2 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's an excellent idea. In this day and age, livestreaming cameras above each table would be an excellent deterrent against fraud during the count.

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rplgn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe that humans are the best neural network against fraud detection. It is humans that come up with fraud to begin with so they can help fight it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. Capturing it on video is a good step though.

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micaarzur 3 points ago +3 / -0

That violates voter anonymity. I think there could be cameras everywhere that could confirm both parties' poll watchers are being allowed to see the ballots though

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Brobold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but then they wouldn't be able to cheat.

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TheSwiftPepe 21 points ago +21 / -0

Times like this we should ask ourselves, what would George Floyd do?

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Smol_Gobbo 26 points ago +26 / -0

Swallow all his fentanyl and die prolly.

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trollkin0331 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was definitely breathing up until the point he died of overdose. Anyone who can say "I can't breathe", can actually breathe.

So George Floyd was a fucking liar.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do not ever say that again. EVER! Clearly, you have never struggled to breathe. You should shut your stupid fucking mouth.

You know nothing at all about the topic. Your comment there is the stupidest thing anybody could ever say.

Human lungs are HUGE and you can absolutely continue to function while breathing is restricted or even stopped completely. You can also suffer like that for over a month and continue to survive.

Notice this has nothing to do with the fact that Fentanyl Floyd was a criminal lowlife scum who could've been blown away in the first 30 seconds on video for failing to show his right hand, and nobody'd even be fired, let alone criminally charged.

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trollkin0331 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol wat

What specifically is wrong with saying, 'if you can speak, you can breathe' ?

How is 'breathing restricted' not 'breathing in limited capacity but still breathing' ?

Are you saying if someone doesn't breathe for over a month, they can survive? I'm specifically talking about NOT BREATHING.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lungs are huge. You should stop talking and think. Your words are utterly inexperienced and thoughtless.

You can absolutely speak without breathing, or being able to breathe.

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trollkin0331 0 points ago +1 / -1

If air can escape your lungs through your mouth to form words, air can get in the exact reverse way.

So unless your lungs are being compressed and you're expelling air through your throat, you cannot simultaneously speak and not be able to breathe - and there certainly isn't enough air to last for 8 minutes like Floyd did before he overdosed on Fentanyl and died from that, not from asphyxiation.

If you can talk, in 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of cases, you can breathe.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

100% wrong. That's not how lungs work, nor is it how speech works.

You have spent 0 time facing death while struggling to breathe and are incapable of addressing the topic in any meaningful way.

It would be better if you would learn, rather than regurgitate bs. Saying "if you can talk you can breathe" has been demonstrably false and public since Eric Garner's death. How many years ago? No probable cause for arrest. No resisting arrest. Supervisor right there.

Notice the "say his name" chanting never mentions Eric Garner. That's because he wasn't 100% evil, and just a very low level criminal.

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trollkin0331 9 points ago +9 / -0

A shitload of fentanyl and try and evade arrest.

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Donald_Farage 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump crossed the DMZ without security. Obama took a peek like a bitch.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was hands down the most gutsy thing I've seen a president do. The Korean Peninsula must've experienced some unusual seismic activity from the weight of Trump's balls.

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xopi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's be honest. Best korea knew perfectly well that if one hair was misplaced on Trump's head, South Korea would be an island. They're crazy, not suicidally stupid.

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nointernetforyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

And look at all the sandbags, camo and shit. So stupid. A real stand up president.

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BeachCruisin22 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey Blinkin!

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Master Robin they took your arms!

....but you have some nice boobs...

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pedeparrot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Idk what's gayer and more disliked, the man holding the binoculars or the stupid UCP that replaced our BDUs.

I can say, however, that both received a stamp of approval from the military industrial complex.

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Nomoralcompass89 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read somewhere that the UCP pattern was chosen because it would help recruiters stand out.

Ib hindsight, working a land nav course, i could see soldiers that were way off course at 1k meters away. The shit sucks and its a shame the military ever had to wear it.

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pedeparrot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it was total BS... absolutely ineffective and on top of that, by the time we were fully kitted out in UCP from ACUs to Camelbaks we got the "SURPRISE you stupid joes, we're changin to multicam" then we never ended up going to multicam...

RIP my clothing allowance

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MrBlack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those rioters we saw this summer, those are the poll watchers. Watch any of the videos, it looks like a blm get together.

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Big-Dick-Dale 5 points ago +5 / -0

This claim is disputed

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geocitiesuser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isn't this Obama being a pussy at the NK border?

The golden POTUS walked up to the NK border with GOLD BALLS and did something every other leader was SCARED to do.

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Gildoom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Barry The Gay (thanks Newsweek for telling us he was the first gay president), was instrumental in getting Voter ID's for an entire country! Using our money to do it too!

In Kenya.

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Spez_Banned_My_Cat 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Sir the mountain has a Biden flag on it"

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TheWhitestOfFangs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except no binoculars...

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a national voting standard. Apparently Philly changed the rules to allow this, which is obviously bs

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Widowmaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is true and funny... Not sure I should be laughing though.

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you are far enough you cannot smell a ballot counter’s fart then you are too far away

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

You gotta fix your phone, OP. Those are clearly pole-smokers...

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ProfessionalCourtesy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the late night guffaw. Well done OP!

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ProfessionalCourtesy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You succeeded, where others only upvote, let alone try. Never forget that fact.

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

"do I look cooler if I hold these 'nocs with one hand?"

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freefolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could have stuck a camera at each counting desk then streamed it to the poll watchers. This Covid bullshit is another excuse to steal the election.

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Dessert4TWO69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only are they not able to read anything, they are actually Democrats!

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

look at that piece of shit one-handing the binocs

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those who don’t know this picture...

It’s Obama (efialtes) being a scared bitch as usual looking into North Korea with binoculars from afar as he betrays America.

Trump on the other hand - fucking walked right across the border by himself into North Korea - No fucks given - leading from the front.

Leonidas would be proud.

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AguyWithAfamily 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you I was looking for the context of the picture. How hilarious.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he's not wearing his poll watcher's uniform: an "I Can't Breathe" sweatshirt.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a BLM facemask.

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Paul-Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

BHO was such an embarrassment. And now his crappy book is everywhere. Ugh!

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't trust that fucker to watch my plants grow.

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Iseekekpeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't trust that fucker to watch Big Mike's erection grow.

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JohnnyRico 2 points ago +2 / -0

One handing the fuckin binoculars like a metro sexual.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the context here? I know this is from when he “met” with Kim Jong Un, but what was he doing? looking at him with Binoculars?

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AguyWithAfamily 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes lol

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MrWombatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a call to help monitor in Liberty County, Georgia. Is this what I am to expect? I'm not going to have my time wasted or be made to look like a fool.

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AguyWithAfamily 1 point ago +1 / -0

You better fuckin show up

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MrWombatt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or, what? lol

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AguyWithAfamily 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or what? Are you asking me or are you asking yourself? It's not a threat. Make no mistake. If you're a capable person, why wouldn't you do what you can to make sure things are done correctly. I guess, if you don't care. By all means, please don't show up. Let someone else show up who will do the job correctly. In fact, based on your response. Please don't reply to the call to help. They probably don't need someone like you.

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Trumpaholic831 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DEMS thought we meant POLE WATCHERS . . . . .

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ChikfilaFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The law never specified the watchers have to be viewing from the same zipcode!

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Spacemann 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Don’t be afraid to use infrared just in case they try to use robots”

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama looking for his integrity?

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look what they did to us in CO with their audit to certify the election! Total bullshit. Locked us out of the county clerks office while the Dems could go in and work!

https://hollyataltitude.com/2020/11/18/raise-a-little-hell/

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TheRoyalRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

and by mountain, we mean Big Mikes dick.

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UtahBeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Ike started the trend back in the 50s, it stands as a quick and easy marker to see if the current CIC is worth a spit as a leader of combat troops.

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patslimmy1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be so much better with Dubya and his binoculars that were covered up.

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12gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama watches Big Mikes pole.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

mountain of fake votes.

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winslow1132 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looked at this a second time and just realized it was of Obama at the DMZ. 🤣

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would want those observers to catch any fraud. Er, I mean COVID. Don't want them catching COVID.