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tayaro 19 points ago +19 / -0

Time to bring back this T_D classic:

Dear Hollywood celebrities,

You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring me to tears. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh.

But you all have one thing in common: you only have a place in my world to entertain me.

That's it.

You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera and often when you are away from one, too.

Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I'll crank the calliope, you dance. I don't really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor.

You see, you aren't real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again. I don't care that you don't like Mr. Trump. But I bet you looked cute saying it. Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something blue and shiny.

And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha! Please don't forget to close the door behind you! We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.

Make me laugh or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter to me come from a script. I might agree with some of you from time to time but it doesn't matter.

In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance.

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NuclearRocks1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Smart guy 😊

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_Throwgali_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kurt Russell is a miracle. He grew up as a Hollywood child star and came out well-adjusted and normal. He's been married to Goldie Hawn for like 40 years

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plasssticman 7 points ago +7 / -0

And THAT truth is exactly how I ended up giving up movie theaters and cable TV. I could no longer believe the character they were portraying because all I could see was an pile of politidicks. It took a full decade to decouple, and interestingly enough it's much easier to see thru people's narratives. Many people's reality is an existence blurred between cognitive dissonance and the fantasies they watch on TV and screen.

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jimmycrack 5 points ago +5 / -0

same, over the past few years I have watched less and less, used to be a big movie buff. Just have no interest in the majority of films or television anymore.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats the reason I now only really watch Anime. Western films and tv shows are overly political and full of diversity hires who can't act to save their lives.

I know I'm a weeb for it but fuck it. I enjoy the medium.

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

sony's getting woke and has its eyes set on taking over anime. it gonna be a dark time for the medium.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if thats the case the Japanese are based. They won't support that crap. The drive around vans blaring Japanese supremacy propaganda around areas that have pockets of high minorities. So I doubt they'll let it slide.

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

True enough. I wish the west was as unapologetically based as the Nippons. We'd have our damn gundams by now.

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kaluahmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank GOD for Anime!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 6 points ago +6 / -0

Snake Plisskin speaks truth.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was also great in John Carpenter's The Thing, one of my all-time favorite horror movies.

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rageous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of the Hollywood alpha men are right-leaning and/or conservative.

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Xsfx 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yep, Hollywood practicing witchcraft. *moves another off "good guy" list to NWO globalist cabal. Ego was a jerk(GotG2), but not as big as he is.

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yeah. Buying Overboard on Blu Ray.

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Hollyweird.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've stopped watching so many TV shows and movies because these idiots can't keep their political opinion to themselves, STFU and act we don't care how you feel.

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to hear Hollywood is imploding due to the theater closures

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Tulkas71 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't we

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mnguy12000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden: If I can cheat this election My curse will be lifted!

Jack Burton: So you can go off and rule the usa from beyond the grave...

Biden: INDEED

Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first right?!

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha ha, "the craft".

It's acting. Literally millions of people could do the exact same thing.