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juicemoney9 119 points ago +119 / -0

I’m searching for IMMORTALITY

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Konsaki 67 points ago +67 / -0

Eh, just go Democrat and you can have IMMORALITY.

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ARfreedom 23 points ago +23 / -0

At least one's vote for democrats is immortal.

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slimcoat 15 points ago +15 / -0

Less T... makes sense.

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PepeHelicopterTours 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you're a republican you vote red for life. If you're a democrat, you vote blue forever.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ultimate state of being cucked: Dead voting democrat.

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fthecoup 11 points ago +11 / -0

So many Americans have been infected with stupidity and can't be fixed.

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Strike_Eagle784 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kek, just don't off yourself like the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huangdi. He went off to try, and find the secret to immortality; and died while taking a whole bunch of mercury.

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Lurkers4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

See, that's what history says. The truth is, the guy all these criminals are taking orders from, the true man pulling all the strings, it's always been Qin Shi Huangdi.

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Strike_Eagle784 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha! Maybe he did find the secret, after all. Explains China's recent behavior, XD.

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__SILENT__MAJORITY__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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BloodyWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently all that mercury helps to preserve a corpse really well. So the ancient Chinese weren't completely stupid ... they just were chasing their own tails with that.

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NoahGav 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish you the best of luck in your endevour.

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