Kek, just don't off yourself like the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huangdi. He went off to try, and find the secret to immortality; and died while taking a whole bunch of mercury.
See, that's what history says. The truth is, the guy all these criminals are taking orders from, the true man pulling all the strings, it's always been Qin Shi Huangdi.
Apparently all that mercury helps to preserve a corpse really well. So the ancient Chinese weren't completely stupid ... they just were chasing their own tails with that.
Kek, just don't off yourself like the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huangdi. He went off to try, and find the secret to immortality; and died while taking a whole bunch of mercury.
See, that's what history says. The truth is, the guy all these criminals are taking orders from, the true man pulling all the strings, it's always been Qin Shi Huangdi.
Haha! Maybe he did find the secret, after all. Explains China's recent behavior, XD.
Kek
Apparently all that mercury helps to preserve a corpse really well. So the ancient Chinese weren't completely stupid ... they just were chasing their own tails with that.