7079 () posted 148 days ago by Year2020Trump 148 days ago by Year2020Trump +7080 / -1 187 comments share 187 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (187) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 6 ▼ – BloodyWolf 6 points 148 days ago +6 / -0 My Mayflower ancestors were badasses ... so why did they come over on a ship named after a flower? permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Gluteusmax 6 points 148 days ago +6 / -0 Because they weren't little bitches concerned with silly worries about what anyone else thought about them, or the ship they sailed on. They had brass balls the size of grapefruits to sail to an unsettled wilderness on a one-way trip. Either glory and success or death. "Hey John, what are our descendants going to think about this gay name of a ship?" "Shut up and hand me another moldy biscuit" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BloodyWolf 1 point 147 days ago +1 / -0 Fucking awesome. 10/10. permalink parent save report block reply
My Mayflower ancestors were badasses ... so why did they come over on a ship named after a flower?
Because they weren't little bitches concerned with silly worries about what anyone else thought about them, or the ship they sailed on.
They had brass balls the size of grapefruits to sail to an unsettled wilderness on a one-way trip. Either glory and success or death.
"Hey John, what are our descendants going to think about this gay name of a ship?" "Shut up and hand me another moldy biscuit"
Fucking awesome. 10/10.