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TheEmperorProtects 59 points ago +59 / -0

“Don’t you care about others???”
“No.”

No one ever knows how to handle that lol

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20MagnusKonrad20 52 points ago +52 / -0

Yep. And it's so damn satisfying to say!

Another favorite of mine is, "How many kids have to die before you'll agree to 'common sense' gun reform?"

"All of them."

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Hillbilly 17 points ago +17 / -0

Seriously. They never know how to respond when you tell them that if there were 100 mass shootings daily and 100 dead children at each one, it would only further solidify my unwavering desire for my God-given right to defend myself as I see fit, and that fitness includes but is not limited to guns that scare pussies like them.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 13 points ago +13 / -0

Plus, guns aren’t primarily for self-defense. They’re to keep the government scared.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. But that is also self defense. A strong offense can be a great defense.

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TheEmperorProtects 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

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TheEmperorProtects 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man that’s a good response. Now I want a chance to use it

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Webasdias 3 points ago +3 / -0

"All of them"

*checks non-existent watch.

"You going to get to work?"

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Scroon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also works with PETA street marketers:

"Do you care about saving the animals?"
"Not really."

Wife got mad when I used that one.

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MerchantMan99 5 points ago +5 / -0

People Eating Tasty Animals.

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

PETA is so easy to punk.

Say "I LOVE animals! [long pause] I love them fried, baked, sauteed, broiled, fricaseed, roasted, even raw!"

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RobezTobez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its pretty hilarious.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll remember that next time I walk past someone smoking going into a building, or watching 99 year old grandma driving her Buick 20mph under the speed limit halfway on the shoulder, or the career welfare queens buying potato chips and coca cola for their kids.