Seriously. They never know how to respond when you tell them that if there were 100 mass shootings daily and 100 dead children at each one, it would only further solidify my unwavering desire for my God-given right to defend myself as I see fit, and that fitness includes but is not limited to guns that scare pussies like them.
I'll remember that next time I walk past someone smoking going into a building, or watching 99 year old grandma driving her Buick 20mph under the speed limit halfway on the shoulder, or the career welfare queens buying potato chips and coca cola for their kids.
“Don’t you care about others???”
“No.”
No one ever knows how to handle that lol
Yep. And it's so damn satisfying to say!
Another favorite of mine is, "How many kids have to die before you'll agree to 'common sense' gun reform?"
"All of them."
Seriously. They never know how to respond when you tell them that if there were 100 mass shootings daily and 100 dead children at each one, it would only further solidify my unwavering desire for my God-given right to defend myself as I see fit, and that fitness includes but is not limited to guns that scare pussies like them.
Plus, guns aren’t primarily for self-defense. They’re to keep the government scared.
Agreed. But that is also self defense. A strong offense can be a great defense.
against this bullshit
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/sa-covid-restrictions-include-no-outdoor-exercise-as-coronavirus-cluster-grows-c-1603178
i would go fucking nuts
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
Man that’s a good response. Now I want a chance to use it
"All of them"
*checks non-existent watch.
"You going to get to work?"
Also works with PETA street marketers:
"Do you care about saving the animals?"
"Not really."
Wife got mad when I used that one.
People Eating Tasty Animals.
PETA is so easy to punk.
Say "I LOVE animals! [long pause] I love them fried, baked, sauteed, broiled, fricaseed, roasted, even raw!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rzIwrEqpw
Its pretty hilarious.
I'll remember that next time I walk past someone smoking going into a building, or watching 99 year old grandma driving her Buick 20mph under the speed limit halfway on the shoulder, or the career welfare queens buying potato chips and coca cola for their kids.