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jzerocoolj 6 points ago +6 / -0

When we gave it a fancy name and 24/7 news fearmongering coverage.

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Phil_DeGraves 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't forget the ominous bass-heavy minor-key theme music and scary red-text logo, to use when coming in/out of commercial breaks.

(Scary music) (big red text) CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC DANGEROUS DEADLY EMERGENCY CRISIS UPDATE!!!

People are SO gullible, it's funny and sad at the same time.

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