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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I now grab random people, throw them to the ground, rip off their mask, and cough in their face. I then proclaim to them that I am death incarnate, the destroyer of worlds. They ask me to spare them, but I always answer no. They then live their remainder of their life in terror of a 0.000002% chance of death from what I've done to them.