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Obama admitting that he was friendzoned in college for spouting Marxism bullshit to girls he was trying to fuck (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
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– USMCMAGA 29 points ago +29 / -0

This is disputed since Obama like trannies.

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– Reddit_is_for_cucks 19 points ago +19 / -0

Some things never change. Barry's still a pseudo-intellectual, and I bet those were dudes he was trying to seduce.

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– USMCMAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

He definitely writes like a fag

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't be more effeminate if he was using a huge veiny cock for a pen.

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– USMCMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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– malarky 15 points ago +15 / -0

What guy writes like this?

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– Meatbank84 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lefties

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– jackasskicker 2 points ago +2 / -0

A guy who gets pucked in the arse.

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– 42rle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then, in walked Big Mike.....

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– rando_calrissian 10 points ago +10 / -0

The ethereal bisexual wasn't a woman.

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– telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm picturing a tranny who can phase through solid objects

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– FUSnowflake 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you enter her frame, you will be friendzoned. Hold aloof so she must chase you.

Tingles are born in the woman's defensive posture. No woman desires a man she can dominate.

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– Rreidy8286 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lies!!!! He was never trying to smash with women pedes he was trying to smash dudes and they friend zoned him.

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– RedPunk 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a weird thing for a former president to write about.

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– NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he admits that he is a shape-shifter.

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– DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

LET ME BE CLEAR, that was ME, people

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– Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking back his entire presidency was embarrassing too.

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– aconcernedtroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a roundabout way to come out of the closet.

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– MrFootball 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and then I met Mike.

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– Ozarkian 2 points ago +2 / -0

They rejected him so now he writes books for children.

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– boreal_storm 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he turned to homosexuality. Makes sense.

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– telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Chad Drumpf Vs. The Virgin Soetoro

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– boreal_storm 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, why are there no media stories about obama's old girl friends? Yeah, you know why.

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– TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Girls"

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