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KudzuKing69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cute kid, I hope they can keep her away from the pedo dims

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MAG_n_KAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

"They uncreased them with an iron. Duh."

-Don Lemon

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don Lemon loves iron in his crease

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4more 2 points ago +2 / -0

The heat from the scanner irons them out

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +8 / -0

They rolled them up into scrolls you bigot! All votes matter!

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thejigisup 6 points ago +6 / -0

How dare she ask questions!!

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usdodsgssog 6 points ago +6 / -0

They used CommiePost

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TheWhitestOfFangs 4 points ago +4 / -0

They used the spice. The spice extends consciousness. The spice extends life. The spice gives the ability to fold space. That is, submit ballot to any part of the counting system without creasing it.

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inspir3dgenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have a brick!

I'll notify the quartermaster.

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BubblegumStickyHair 3 points ago +3 / -0

Each one was lovingly sealed in a padded priority mail envelope and delivered to the polling station on the backs of a dozen pure white doves.

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Kekbewithus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrat lawyers in court with giant envelopes showing why creases aren’t necessary for mail in ballots. Hawaii Judge confirms paper doesn’t have to be folded if you use a giant envelope.