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Rosy-palmer 38 points ago +38 / -0

I dunno man. Schiff is pretty fucking punchable. So is cuck Dorsey. And twitchy Pelosi. And fucking Romney, and Nadler, and Schumer...

I think maybe I am the wrong person to ask.

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PigBeenBorn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Throw Robert Francis orourke on there and it’s a damn good list

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GorillaChannel1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck, I just said Schiff first as well. Bug eyed creep.

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Miasmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought of Adam Shit first thing too.

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GorillaChannel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's the living embodiment of Mr. Bill where you squeeze his creepy fucking neck and head, and his eyes pop out.

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Analog1221 9 points ago +9 / -0

Schiff for me also. Brennan is also up there.

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Jimmy33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marie c i a Barf is top of the list

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Add every fucking RINO to that list too!

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CleanYourRoom 23 points ago +23 / -0

jacks robot butler sex doll

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

@jackoff could use several sharp kicks in the nuts.

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RussianBot-42069 7 points ago +7 / -0

God damn, he really does look like Data. I think Data might have more of a personality though.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't get the reptilian slime on your hand - it may enter your body.

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OGpat 9 points ago +9 / -0

No eyebrows, glass eyes and emotionless. Non-human entity. Turn that head into red mist.

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not convinced it would be red.

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monsoonlagoon 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think Ned Staebler and Abraham Aiyush are taking that spot

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freewillsetstruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

My vote is for Ned

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Headline_Correction 7 points ago +7 / -0

WRONG: it's the world's most crackable skull

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Pleepleus 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the face of a man who let's his wife's boyfriend peg him.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

That fucking hairline

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BrightWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Up there with ceasar cuomo

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Dutty54 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not punchable as in “look at that smug asshole I want to punch it”

More of a “omfg what is that thing? Kill it with fire”

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MaineCoonster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trillions of calculations per second. He knows your family history in a matter of seconds. What's that behind you?

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YugYensid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gah! Too close!

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dougwiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

SMACK MY BITCH UP

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GorillaChannel1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Schiff first.

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chingchong_bigdong 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Lizard King

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wholeonions 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, no one will ever supplant Schiffty.

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blackdudeinresidence 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't hate Zuck though. He seems like your typical crooked, money hungry corporate exec.

Dorsey, on the other hand, seems outright up to no good (the manifestation of pure evil is very apparent) plus the other unsavory corporate character traits.

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those deep fakes with him as Data are hilarious.

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BetaODork 3 points ago +3 / -0

either him or dorsey.

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redroosty88 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are a whole lot of punchable faces

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GodSpeedTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know what novelty bunch ball to get you guys for Christmas

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PatriotChang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty close tie to Jihadi Jack. I'd rather punch that beard off jack's ugly face tbh

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Kaputtmacher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does he look like a bowling pin?

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Kilroy83mikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd think with a bajillion dollars dude could at least afford a decent haircut.

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KeKieChan 2 points ago +3 / -1

na i think ol ned takes the cake

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randylaheydidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

printing this shit out now and taping it to a heavy bag

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d take a shot at him! We could raise millions for charity. Punch Fuckerberg for $1,000. Take my money please.

Please note: us old lady pedes get first crack at him. That way he’ll still be standing when our manly boys get their turn. Win win, we raise tons of cash!

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh you’re a sweetheart! I mean seriously I don’t think he’s worth breaking a nail over lol! Since I’m an old lady pede I think I should get a pass for a knee to the nuts! Ok I’ll pay a stipend for that!

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Kt_PEDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can list a lot of governors that have punchable faces...

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Mrtrumpismypresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

No editing needed hes disgusting enough

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Pedict 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would agree, except it's not a face, it's a mask

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dfponysoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like the he guy who starts shaking before he screams

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Jarsyl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno man, I’d much rather punch Rasputin looking cuck, Dorsey. I might break my hand on Zucc’s metal robot skeleton.

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Chompz 2 points ago +2 / -0

But will a punch take out a droid?

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Senator, that is not a very nice thing to say"

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5thavenue 2 points ago +2 / -0

twitter is disputing this hate fact and telling me official sources claim nick sandman is the most punchable face.

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Forty_Five 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like a cartoon

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Rpxtoreador 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stick him in a Faraday cage and profit

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Usernameunavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably not a good idea with all the metal and electronics under the surface rubber.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

If someone punched him, I imagine his face/head not moving, expression not changed, and him just calmly saying, "ow".

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afro54 2 points ago +3 / -1

If I paid for an hour of punching this face and, when I got there, they said, 'Sorry, we've only got dorsey's left.', I wouldn't be too pissed off.

And, if I was, I'd take it out on dorsey's face, until they got more markbots back in stock.

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Blue these Kicksockers. Pull their band width for failure to act in the public interest FCC. WE own the air.