I want to thank you for saving me from the virus. I am safe from my church, my school, my friends, my life. I know that it is all for the better good, now that I cannot be infected with virus or right wing points. I feel safer now, now that my mental health has almost collapsed multiple times. But hey, its for the common good, isn't it?

King Andy, release the lockdown, and comply as we throw you in jail for abuse of executive power.