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women_for_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

You gotta be more careful man. This virus only has a 99.98% recovery rate. Why would you risk your life like that?

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women_for_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, man. It's been a long day.

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Donlurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit that was close

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sp1ke 4 points ago +4 / -0

glad you made it back before coof hours pede!

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fristlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like a lawn irrigation system, the 5G cell towers all begin spraying COVID like clockwork at 10pm

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Ampman69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost always catch it when I'm out but luckily I'm sitting down so it just goes right over my head! Pheew!

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Racerx719 3 points ago +3 / -0

dumb ass internet stranger "likes" this

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USMCMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stay home, stay safe.. inittogether

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Chompz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank goodness! Wait. What if your watch is wrong?!

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Donald_McRonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Updoot for the lolz!

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bigdeer65 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mfw I read the ignorant posts of libtards condemning people for not wearing masks and social distancing.. these people are the ones who will put me in a concentration camp someday soon for being sane.

It's almost impossible for anyone under the age of 75 to die from covid. These people have been so brainwashed by propaganda they'll believe anything that isn't true.

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don’t scare us like that! Make sure you’re home plenty early next time. I am glad covid also got affected by daylight saving time