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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 11 points ago +11 / -0

Im quarantine thicc

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Slick_Willys_Willy 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Cbllbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahh, Grunteasy's. Best places to go during the Life Prohibitions of 2020.

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've instituted a new routine. When playing CoD, if my team wins, 10 sets of squats or lunges. My team loses, 10 push ups (4 count, so 20) or 1 min flutter kicks.

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ThisIsReality 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ This

Even doing just 15 push-ups every day and nothing else makes a huge difference, with adequate protein intake.

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ThisIsReality 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell that to keyboard warriors who’d otherwise spend their day sitting.

Also be more specific when you say “heavy”, what percentage of your mom’s mass is that?

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

what percentage of your mom’s mass is that?

..snickers...... bahahaha!!!

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ThisIsReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boy you are so stronk

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

A 600 pound person doing 15 pushups is pretty chest workout. That’s like 400 pounds on a bench press. More than I can do.

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like someone wants their imprisoned wrong-thinkers to be in better shape for manual labor.

Nice try, Obama

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quit fat shaming me.

Let's do some pushups, faggot.

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NotADocileLady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eat the ice cream.

Some of us cope differently. ;)

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Meme_war_ii_vet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brah - starting strength - give it 6 months and your life is changed

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get Swole Pedes

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MAGAdawg800 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok I'll workout now

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cbird54 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our bodies must be ready to defend our country.

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OtherwiseSafe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no excuse.

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Cbllbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the gym five days a week. Is fit.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Governor just closed the gyms in my state for 4 weeks. G'rrr.

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entwickelnden 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont need gym. try martial arts movements / workouts.

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0x1z79d1aa51 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fill a backpack up with a days worth of water via 12oz bottles and go for a long walk. 30 minutes minimum, brisk pace.

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UnmaskedPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Walking is incredibly underrated. As is being barefoot outside.

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0x1z79d1aa51 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are pretty awesome. Basically super socks with rhino lining on the bottoms.

https://skinners.cc/en/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=SEA_USA+-+Brand&utm_term=skinners

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entwickelnden 1 point ago +1 / -0

good point. i might try that.

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

people have no idea how true this is until they actually do it

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DontGiveUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can do push-ups and sit-ups at home. You can jump rope and work on cardio. Lunges, run-in-place, etc

Also don't forget to take some time to improve yourself mentally through reading. Read about the Founding Fathers and the American Revolution, as well as other texts regarding Western Civilization. Poetry and other literature can soothe the soul as well.

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KickingPugilist 1 point ago +1 / -0

After my kickboxing dojo closed down (pre-covid, I bought a quality kickboxing bag and a steel stand for ridiculously cheap. The workouts you get burn you quickly, but your speed and power (with technique) improve substantially.

I have to get back into weights, I never stick to it long enough, and then I'm gone long enough that the first couple days bring about that aching soreness and I stop again. I need to focus more

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Centrist_Vet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look fat, you wanna do some push-ups?

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