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posted ago by Debonkkkked ago by Debonkkkked +27 / -0

Let’s say we get 50,000 users to put in an average of $20,000 that’s $1Billion. We get the GEOTUS to put in a Billion or 2 and finance the rest. Likely sales price of $10B or less.

CNN sold to Time Warner for $7B and if anything they’ve destroyed it’s value since then.

Can you imagine the Keks to be had of Don Lemon working for us? It would be a historic salt haul of Reeeee proportions.

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Debonkkkked [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think of the laughs fren. The historical Reeeee levels would be off the charts.

Edit: we could even do real news!! Or just trolling, depending on the day!

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SiggyStarPup 3 points ago +3 / -0

got 20k. let's roll.

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck that. Lets just buy a huge chunk of land and create our own private town. No one who didn't vote for POTUS gets to live there.

I vote a red state like Wyoming or Idaho.

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DairyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I second this. Let’s name it Outer Haven

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DairyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s beautiful

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Itateeverybody 2 points ago +2 / -0

168 acres could house a lot of patriots...just sayin.

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oursecret 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also Andy Ngo gets his own show

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Debonkkkked [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing about $20,000 is almost anyone can finance that amount on a individual level.

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lefkoslykos 2 points ago +2 / -0

we havent even done Kyle bail money, we gotta start with that

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ThisIsReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

get the GEOTUS to put in a Billion or 2

More likely is GEOTUS would negotiate so hard that CNN would pay him a Billion or 2.

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oursecret 1 point ago +1 / -0

SiggyStarpup, I 2nd the motion

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Reasonablebb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Creamer to just start your own station

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Visionary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm down, are we sharing profits?

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Debonkkkked [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course! Profit goes to the shareholders! We’d right the leaky ship that is CNN.