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Domybidding 50 points ago +50 / -0

Do my bidding

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WeinerLapTop 25 points ago +25 / -0

Capitalism wins again.

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Ikewin32 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think of this video at least twice a week

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OnlyWinning 21 points ago +21 / -0

One of the all time classic lines

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have you heard the sequel? OBEY.

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JediMasterGandalf 27 points ago +28 / -1

Dear God, please let this be true.

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vicentezo04 22 points ago +22 / -0

Looks like it. Officer clearly has no mask straps while the workers have masks.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because the Latino community that came here legally make the BEST ones. There's a local Cali family that immigrated legally and opened a restaurant.. they have a bigger Trump 2020 flag than I do hanging. The burritos they make take both hands to eat and can be considered lunch/dinner.. just don't ask for their hottest sauce unless you're ready for a punch.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 4 points ago +4 / -0

What I'm getting at is fuck Chipotle..

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Dark5580 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are they? I live in cali and id love to pick up a burito from them

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Danbulla16 16 points ago +16 / -0

Based

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Wabasquaw 12 points ago +13 / -1

Please tell me the is a video and somebody has a link......

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TheQuickening 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would love to see that!

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Jolo 11 points ago +11 / -0

But did he get a liter of cola?

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alexnader 3 points ago +3 / -0

NPC.exe has failed, please reboot system.

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arterius2 4 points ago +4 / -0

mask mask mask mask mask is all they ever talk about, shut their fucking smell hole for 1 second huh?!

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farangbak 3 points ago +3 / -0

DHS CHAD

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Gooseontheloose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do you think you have a tazer Mr officer?

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SlickRhetoric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last time I checked there was this really controversial court case where a baker was sued cause they wouldn't make a Gay Wedding Cake... I'd just remind people of that every time they want to roleplay a stormtrooper.

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HoodooOperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck. Yes.

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ring me up, burrito boy.....

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MAGADeluxe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Video link?

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Pr0xenus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chipotle: It's Bomb REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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2SmoothGQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beast

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virgule -2 points ago +1 / -3

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