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AWeekendAtBidens 290 points ago +290 / -0

Well according to the official manual, next would be taring and feathering, I believe.

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4more 129 points ago +129 / -0

Revolt

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Kavantar 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hahahah... I purposely went to comments to write exactly that one word.

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deleted 29 points ago +29 / -0
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1776er 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ready to commence operation liberation

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably. You think what they were taxed back then and compare it to now it definitely would.

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AdeptTrump 57 points ago +57 / -0

Can we add stapling medical mask to their face too?

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magastrophysicist 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only if you staple it with a nail gun.

Hypothetically, of course.

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dianneschinesedriver 24 points ago +24 / -0

in Minecraft the staplers are nail guns

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magastrophysicist 20 points ago +20 / -0

I bet they are fully semi-automatic!

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BeefyBelisarius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe use discarded masks instead of feathers?

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AdeptTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tar and masking, I like it.

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publ1us 8 points ago +8 / -0

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Keiichi81 26 points ago +26 / -0

The tarring and feathering should've happened 7 months ago the instant "two weeks to slow the spread" turned into "shut everything down indefinitely until no one is getting sick anymore" and Democrat governors started dictating how many people you could host inside your own home.

So many foundational, constitutional rights have been completely thrown to the wayside over these last 8 months that the country isn't even recognizable, and it's depressing how the cattle just go along with it without even blinking. Aside from a few small protests, there have been no riots in the US due to these authoritarian lockdowns. But some junkie can OD on his own stash and then have a heart attack in police custody, and the nation burns for months...

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ClokworkGremlin 10 points ago +10 / -0

We are so far beyond tar and feathers.

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AWeekendAtBidens 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't just lay siege to the cities by destroying vital bridges, overpasses and junctions and let nature do what it does best, while the heartland produces everting the nation needs; steel and oil and food.

You have to give them proper warning first. That's what the tar an the feathers are for.

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

A warning will just give them time to bunker down. Blitzkrieg time.

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. Id like them to wait in a small surroundable location. Air vents can be found quite easily.

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

The rifle sighting is next, then setting up the militias, then 1776 2.0