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AWeekendAtBidens 290 points ago +290 / -0

Well according to the official manual, next would be taring and feathering, I believe.

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4more 129 points ago +129 / -0

Revolt

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Kavantar 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hahahah... I purposely went to comments to write exactly that one word.

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1776er 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ready to commence operation liberation

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TheWilderness 12 points ago +12 / -0

I realized last night that if they tried to enforce all this 100 years ago when people weren't brain washed idiots, when there was nothing to do at home so people basically lived in pubs and socialized in the streets when not working, there would have been riots, they would have hung a few crooked politicians and it would have all been over pdq.

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably. You think what they were taxed back then and compare it to now it definitely would.

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AdeptTrump 57 points ago +57 / -0

Can we add stapling medical mask to their face too?

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magastrophysicist 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only if you staple it with a nail gun.

Hypothetically, of course.

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dianneschinesedriver 24 points ago +24 / -0

in Minecraft the staplers are nail guns

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magastrophysicist 20 points ago +20 / -0

I bet they are fully semi-automatic!

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ModernKnight 11 points ago +11 / -0

They have the most triggering staple-buttons!

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a tactical weapon attachment?

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Log splitter attachment.

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AmazingFlightLizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

With the shoulder thing that goes up?

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

With the 3000 round ghost clips and grenade sights.

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BeefyBelisarius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe use discarded masks instead of feathers?

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AdeptTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tar and masking, I like it.

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publ1us 8 points ago +8 / -0

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

So flammable Germx too then?

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Keiichi81 26 points ago +26 / -0

The tarring and feathering should've happened 7 months ago the instant "two weeks to slow the spread" turned into "shut everything down indefinitely until no one is getting sick anymore" and Democrat governors started dictating how many people you could host inside your own home.

So many foundational, constitutional rights have been completely thrown to the wayside over these last 8 months that the country isn't even recognizable, and it's depressing how the cattle just go along with it without even blinking. Aside from a few small protests, there have been no riots in the US due to these authoritarian lockdowns. But some junkie can OD on his own stash and then have a heart attack in police custody, and the nation burns for months...

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ClokworkGremlin 10 points ago +10 / -0

We are so far beyond tar and feathers.

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AWeekendAtBidens 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't just lay siege to the cities by destroying vital bridges, overpasses and junctions and let nature do what it does best, while the heartland produces everting the nation needs; steel and oil and food.

You have to give them proper warning first. That's what the tar an the feathers are for.

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

A warning will just give them time to bunker down. Blitzkrieg time.

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. Id like them to wait in a small surroundable location. Air vents can be found quite easily.

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

The rifle sighting is next, then setting up the militias, then 1776 2.0

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inspir3dgenius 68 points ago +68 / -0

Canadapede here, can confirn I see multiple ads per week through Google ads.

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inspir3dgenius 26 points ago +26 / -0

Canada has beautiful land but what it doesn't have is integrity. Desire to immigrate legally intensifies

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 12 points ago +14 / -2

We need to just annex y'all. Only Manitoba, Alberta, and Saskatchewan are given voting rights until 2100, though

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inspir3dgenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah that's fine, still looking at immigrating legally so I can vote for the next MAGA candidate!

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Proda 46 points ago +46 / -0

They legit did that in Italy, it didn't work since most people refuse to download it.

And rightfully so.

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MagaChamp253 20 points ago +20 / -0

Their next steps will be to pass laws that without the app installed AND WORKING, you can't get a job, or use public transit, or get full food rations... watch...

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grndmrshlgando 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well that just limits hundreds of millions of people’s options down to two: comply or revolt

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

True.

Germany is showing what they're prepared to do for those who won't submit... I was hoping the end of the story was the thousands of protestors surrounding and disabling the water tanks but... the drivers probably would have run them over and claimed self defense...

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

We still have a HIPAA law here in the US and I think when places like Costco, an airline, a theme park, a metro system mandate you get your phone scanned to check your health status, they'll start seeing lawsuits one after another. People will fight this.

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MagaChamp253 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought that too but I think the hippa stuff will make it illegal for them to collect that info and then GIVE or SELL it to others so I don't think hippa will laws will prevent anyone from trying what ticketmaster is doing, for example.

I suspect there will be suits, for sure? But I dunno if they'll hinge on hippa.

Non medically trained entities preforming medically related actions like collecting temperature, and symptoms data, when they're not trained or skilled to do anything like that. They're a fking bar. a concert venue. a retail outlet, etc. It's going to be a fkign mess without question - because the first thing I see those places doing will be to hire, medically trainer companies, to then do their bidding of scanning their potential customers...

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIPAA protects your medical and health privacy. That's the intent and spirit of the law. Anyone who forces you to divulge these things to gain entry or access to a public venue could have this used against them.

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool - ok - I don't know enough about it then - good to know, though - thanks!

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CashMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Y'know that sounds familiar. Like we were told that would happen eventually...

OH RIGHT!

Revelation 13:15-17 (KJV)

15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

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RizzlieDoodad 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yep I refused to download it here. I'm not interested in it. I don't care about cases. The hospitalizations and deaths are staying static.

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ClokworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll push an update for Pokemon Go.

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Robbybobbyrobbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

At some point will be mandatory for travel, employment, etc (a chip under the skin) all for the greater good. Back handed indirect enforcement, like property taxes, etc.

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grndmrshlgando 11 points ago +11 / -0

I got a better idea. Revolt against the government because it’s evil as fuck now

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Barracuda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beat these asshats at their own game. This is why I have a 'backup' phone that's rooted. Install app to blank phone with no contacts in it. Put phone in drawer. Check occasionally that 'backup' phone is charged.

Fuck this nonsense.

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mowerybc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Colorado has a contract tracing app as well.

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Colorado is the worst state in the union, and i need to leave.

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Coslin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haaaave you met Massachusetts?

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SpaceForceMilitia 2 points ago +2 / -0

MA pede checking in. Not far off but Oregon and Cali still worse. Check back around....tomorrow.

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Coslin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Charlie Parker would like a word with you...

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SpaceForceMilitia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baker. But id still take that rino shitbag over Newsome and his ilk.

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ClokworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

I at least believe that most states that went to Biden were stolen with voting machine shenanighans.

Colorado legitimately went for Biden, and I would not be surprised if it's the only state that did.

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Coslin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya. You haven't been to Massachusetts, huh? lol

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thekindlyman555 91 points ago +91 / -0

You want to know what's next? Just look North to Canada where our fucking top "health expert" said that we should wear masks during sex to stop the spread of COVID. No, I'm not making that up.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-wear-a-mask-while-having-sex-dr-theresa-tam-suggests/

“The lowest risk sexual activity during COVID-19 involves yourself alone,” she added.

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Leadfeather 68 points ago +68 / -0

After seeing her photo I think I know why she said that.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lol It’s worse than I thought

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Filo76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit she seriously does.

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Lookthething 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some ghoul shit

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how you use their preferred pronoun, how very progressive of you.

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BigMikesBlackCock 21 points ago +24 / -3

So i gotta jerk this 12 inch clit with a mask on ?

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ClokworkGremlin 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, you're an elite, and rules don't apply to you and your crack whore husband.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 23 points ago +23 / -0

You could literally replace covid with "flu" or "that bug that started going around last week" and it would be the same.

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rossagesausage 11 points ago +11 / -0

This. It has replaced the flu. Locking down now is laughably stupid.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Notice how there's no flu cases?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think the lawmakers of the world are having a secret contest to see who can say and mandate the most absurd shit possible.

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ClokworkGremlin 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're testing the bounds, making lists, and checkimg how effective panic mobs will be.

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UpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very effective. Throughout history, humans are very susceptible to brainwashing and living under a tyrant

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ClokworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. They don't need to arrest us all. Just keep us isolated and trick our families and friends into keeping us locked away.

It worked in Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union, and it still works in North Korea and the Peoples' Republic of West Taiwan.

Seeing the cage is the first step of breaking out.

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IAmCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

She should take her own advice and go fuck herself.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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Crusty_Pede 52 points ago +52 / -0

Health dept workers are on a massive power trip

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lixa 42 points ago +43 / -1

So are health care workers. Half of them anyhow. Half think it’s bs and the other half is like fine then you deserve to die and don’t come for treatment if you’re sick. Those “heroes” people bang on about.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +13 / -4

We have to jump through bullshit hoops too. Nobody is getting a power trip in healthcare. Just because some attention thots made videos on Chinese Spyware doesn't make us all assholes.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't want elevation or accolades. I just want to do my job, do it well, and go home. I assure you this "heroes work here" bullshit 1000% comes from above. They want the positive PR.

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lixa 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s not nobody. Not talking about tiktok, talking about my own ER nurse friends and neighbors and their nurse friends. I was fair to say half on a power trip. It’s could be more than that who are touted as heroes then want to deny care to someone who disagrees with tyrannical gov or mask “science.” (Of course suddenly some of them don’t want the mandatory vaccine which is funny.) But that leaves the other half not being assholes. Not sure where you live, I’m in la where people are apt to be self righteous anyhow. Also username doesn’t check out. Also beware of absolute statements in opinion.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I'm in solidly red Florida and we cringe at all the stupid nurse worship they put upon us. I'm no hero. I just try to make people's lives suck as little as possible while they're in the hospital.

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RedditIs4Retards 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fauci research revealed that in 1918, it was mask wearers that were dying, not those without. And that was an actual pandemic unlike this cold/flu we have now. Don't be a "more government in certain circumstances" moron because that's precisely how you end up with communism.

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DarkestMatt 25 points ago +25 / -0

I’m pretty sure 1918 was the second year of Russia becoming literally communist.

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Irish_Wolfhound 18 points ago +18 / -0

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is just a common cold. The Spanish Flu actually killed people.

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Reddawn90 5 points ago +5 / -0

You won't.

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inspir3dgenius 35 points ago +35 / -0

Inside their homes? What?

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JesusWept 42 points ago +42 / -0

Or, we could go outside.

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rossagesausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blasphemy. Do you not believe in sciiiiiience?

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mntrump2020_SMS 0 points ago +1 / -1

can't in minnesota - it gets real cold here

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inspir3dgenius 21 points ago +22 / -1

Forgive my ignorance but who's gonna enforce that, again?

And who will enforce it after the first dozen 'inspectors' are shot for trespass?

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Irish_Wolfhound 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tranny is welcome to enforce it himself.

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CantStumpTheTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its to get neighbors to turn on each other and rat them out.

With any color revolution you have to have something that the general popular can use to snitch and hold over their peers to sow major trust issues.

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like a great way to start a neighbourhood war.

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solarsavior 13 points ago +13 / -0

But keep wearing the re-used mask. We want to maximze the ability for COVID to get on it and spread COVID.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or maybe it's because everyone has been locked indoors for 9 months stuck ordering fast food and suffocating ourselves with masks. We're not getting enough exercise, healthy food, and sunshine.

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1776Trumps1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now my gym just had to comply with stupid PA rules and masks are now mandatory while working out. I froze my membership. Fuck that bullshit and fuck this governor and his asshole-cleaning tranny.

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Johnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only after 10pm.

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T_DforTrump2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Boston checking in. You are 100% correct. In all of the cities in the area that have giant number of Covid cases, are cities high with immigrants. Just like you said...20 per house, all do "essential" work and have been out and about working, 3 people per truck, working since March. Chelsea, Revere, Everett etc.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh no, CASES! Not hospitalizations or deaths... CASES!

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CashMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been sick before.

It's not the end of the world.

I don't fucking understand why people are so scared

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Propaganda works.

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AT_Finn 30 points ago +32 / -2

I don't know, but I am sure someone in government, say like a member of Congress, should be doing something about it, instead of asking questions on Twitter.

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Irish_Wolfhound 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you suggest such a thing! Next you'll suggest Barr put down his bagpipes!

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CantStumpTheTrump -6 points ago +1 / -7

I don't know, I'm sure you have a larger responsibility to take care of right now but instead you're here asking questions on .win.

Need to cook later? Why aren't you prepping for it right this minute? Have to pick up the kids later? Why aren't you prepping the vehicle and ensuring its meeting all safety checks?

Don't be a dumb dick.

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AT_Finn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh yeah, keep supporting the Republicans who are elected officials, but act like they are totally powerless to do anything.

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usdodsgssog 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I hired a cook and he didn't want to cook but instead ask why there's no food to cook or I hired a driver who didn't want to drive and questions why there's no gas in the car... then why would I hire them!?

This is the whole reason we have people sent into government. So they can do the job that we can't all be doing.

Talk about being a dumb dick...

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MisterKag 20 points ago +20 / -0

Great Reset attempt.

Resist. Refuse. Reclaim our Republic.

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solarsavior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Revolt. Revolution. Rendition.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 13 points ago +13 / -0

Armed revolt.

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rossagesausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Minecraft.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. That’s what comes next. In the real world. I’m not calling for it. But it’s pretty easy to see coming.

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GodBlessTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ohioans, it's time for a Trump Train starting at 10:01pm.

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w0lver1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right up to DeWine's doorstep. He's pissing my tf off.

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MrMxyzptlk 9 points ago +9 / -0

How about helping Geotus out jimmy? The sooner he puts sleepy Joe to bed the sooner he can crack down on the crackdowns.

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mintscape 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's next? Wax the balls, bigot.

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BigMikesBlackCock 8 points ago +9 / -1

You offering ?

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CrushAlot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why is he moving on to masks? Did I miss the bit about surrendering the argument of voter fraud?

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Rommsey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because in LOLhio being home by 10pm is an empirical way to mitigate the spread of the virus.

We are witnessing in real time the dumbest and most ignorant human reaction period in recorded history.

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Rothbard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Land of the free...

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dougwiser 6 points ago +6 / -0

well, approximately 535 of your elected officials in Washington, DC are the Traitorous Unwholesome folks you mentioned. The whole thing is falling down around their heads ensnaring them tighter and tighter, The Light worker GEOTUS is calling them into the light. They will complain foully until they meet a fate similar to the wicked witch of the west. We enjoy popcorn and the hilarity ensues

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Donald_Gear_Solid 6 points ago +6 / -0

This just in: "Democratic Governing officials state that their farts smell like unicorns and flowers"

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lavendarlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Talks really good tho...

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MayonnaiseChicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably arm badges or identification tattoos. The left is a bunch of nazi fucks at this point.

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w0lver1 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the republicans will be mildly displeased to see it all before their eyes without doing jack shit to stop it

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ztrich007 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s to keep people from meeting and talking. It’s to keep people living in fear. It’s all to pull a fraudulent election over our eyes.

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EvJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's never been about the virus.

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Crusty_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The British lost their lives for less than this. Remember that next time any coward on here says “muh courts”

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AccipiterQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

All this over something with a 99.97% survival rate.

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MagaChamp253 4 points ago +4 / -0

What should be happening right now is mass disobedience and the citizen populations of those states flipping a collective middle finger

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TheRedPlanet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next they will tell is what we can't say and can't post online. Oh wait.....

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kaczan3 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what communist governments do -- they announce martial law or some other emergency states and then they take aways your rights, introduce curfew, censorship, etc. Rad up on communism in Eastern Europe.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Revolution

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hailXenu 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The finding out"

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disobedience.

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Spinnumb 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to keep people inside and isolated so they only get their news from approved sources. Can’t have their Trump supporting Uncle come in and lay out all the evidence that they cheated.

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verycute 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatever they think they can get away with.

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WerewolfDad 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's partly to interfere with auditing.

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Reddawn90 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dead communist tyrants and their enablers is what is next.

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Adda717 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pennsylvania ain’t making me do shit.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Philadelphia, the rest of the state is projected to follow suit soon though. (I live in Philly) That being said, no friends, no family that doesn't live in your home, masks inside....all true in the city and it's absolutely insane, you're not going to find me complying, I don't live in North Korea.

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55peasants 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jim jordan 2024

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Antenna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this patriot. #MasksOffAmerica

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Aeneas_Troy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The First Amendment provides that Congress make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. It protects freedom of speech, the press, assembly, and the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dead cops. That's what.

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Tulkas71 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure Alexa is in those homes listening for voices not muffled by masks

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T471 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rebellion is next.......

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