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Chalwa222 267 points ago +267 / -0

Just use PTO buddy

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giggitybooped 229 points ago +229 / -0

Don't even need to do that. "I got the coof." Or "I'm protesting for George" will do just fine. :)

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DemsFuckKids 51 points ago +51 / -0

'merica!

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LarryLambskin 55 points ago +55 / -0

just say you got the Rona and get 2 weeks off

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AllTheWayTrump 87 points ago +87 / -0

Don't even need to get it. Just go to a testing site and fill out the paperwork and leave and wait for your positive result.

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TheJimmReaper 35 points ago +36 / -1

^^^This^^^

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they’ve started throwing in the occasional negative result after the attention this got in the spring/summer.

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LarryLambskin 28 points ago +28 / -0

that LITERALLY happened to my cousin in North Carolina...

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Mooksayshigh 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just use covid like everyone else. For my work I can setup a test online and then tell them I’m sick and have a test scheduled and I can get off and paid until my results come back. Usually takes 3-5 days to come back.

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BigPoppaPossum 58 points ago +59 / -1

Your buddy's aunt sucks dicks on the corner! Begone spammer!

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TonyGucciano 23 points ago +23 / -0

Let me guess. His buddies aunt is in there cheating. I'm sure she is because you are all low quality (and low T) people.

They are so committed to cheating they rationalize by saying the other side cheats... for the most part no. Voter fraud is overwhelmingly a democrat thing

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Poonjazzler1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ur aunt gargles my balls

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Ridiculousposter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Some aunts are hot.- The Japanese.

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FAQ-REDDIT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fire Ants are hot.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 6 points ago +6 / -0

confirmed

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AllyInAsia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deport.

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AlphaNathan 98 points ago +99 / -1

Jobs are racist.

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KnoxHarrington 50 points ago +50 / -0

YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AMONG GENGHIS KHAN AND CALIGULA FOR HAVING A JOB!!!

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litux 89 points ago +89 / -0

The Hunter Biden of the Roman era.

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HRTrumpNStuff 36 points ago +36 / -0

Come on man, don't do Caligula dirty like that. At least he started the Roman aqueduct system.

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SpeedyPrius1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Gotta give him some credit - when the government needed money he prostituted the Senators wives....

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AOCs_tits 10 points ago +10 / -0

Classical education Pedes represent

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YourWifesBoyfriend 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shouldn't have built it out of lead though

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AnomalusCitizen7375 13 points ago +13 / -0

Perfection.

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pugsan 11 points ago +11 / -0

You body slammed that historical knowledge bro pede. Kudos!

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Captnyestrday 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!!

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FirstLast 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. That is a perfect response.

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guitarslinger 17 points ago +17 / -0

Corrupt and insane Roman Emperor. Caligula was his nickname...means "little boots". He was one sick f**k.

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Wexit-Delecto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps he was the Trump of his era.

For example, if President Trump loses he’ll go down in history as a Russian spy who liked being pee’d on.

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's that, a "small boots, small dick" joke from the Roman era??

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richmomz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or to put it in contemporary terms - Hunter Biden if he had been crowned emperor.

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BigAmericanParty 13 points ago +13 / -0

This guy doesn't orgy.

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HRTrumpNStuff 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm not here to defend Caligula, but all the contemporary historical records we have from Caligula are from two sources, Seneca and Philo. Much of what was written at that time and eventually passed down to this generation has been cycled through a very politically biased filter.

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BigFreedomBoner 14 points ago +14 / -0

CALIGULA APOLOGISTS!!! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THE LIKES OF YOU!

But right, who the f knows. Maybe Caligula is remembered all wrong.

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wtf_isa_jesus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Underrated comment. Nero was also done the same way by Suetonius, Cassius Dio, and Tacitus. Nero was, most probably, popular among the common folk. This is how populists are always treated.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying Caligula had to put up with Fake News? Say it ain't so Joe 🤪

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 7 points ago +7 / -0

We don't have time to explain, get back to the rally

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Sanctii 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got me pretty good this morning.

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SomaticallySpeaking 5 points ago +5 / -0

:Scarface enters the chat:

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Walls_Work 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why have a job when you can take a jog?

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PineAppleMan247 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why take a jog when you can drop a log?

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alizarinslytherin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why drop a log when you can feed it to the dog?

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are all drunk. I love it.

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OperationUSFreedomAD 28 points ago +28 / -0

Jobs are another means of voter supression.

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DeanKnudsonFangirl 16 points ago +16 / -0

How do you go about helping? I 100% will take PTO for this

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Supervillain66 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get in there Patriot! Godspeed!

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G0vnah 71 points ago +71 / -0

Over a Hundred GOP applicants, only 17 were permitted.

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bigwin 4 points ago +5 / -1

What’s significant about that number?

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OrangeManMeh 4 points ago +4 / -0

? Explain I am dumb

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HillarysDoubleChin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Q frequently is referred to as "17" since it's the 17th letter of the alphabet

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OrangeManMeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

video was taken down :(

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DonttrustChina 16 points ago +16 / -0

How the hell is that legal?

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chuckachookah 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ok. How many Dems?

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G0vnah 7 points ago +8 / -1

170 something I believe

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chuckachookah 42 points ago +42 / -0

Wait. There were 179 applicants and 17 GOP watchers were selected.

Rules stipulate 1 for each party, so it should be 17 Dems. I did say should be.

If it’s 17 GOPs to 170 Dems, then that’s another lawsuit that needs to be filed to help Stop the Steal.

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Shamb3 15 points ago +15 / -0

An extra zero is not a Mundane detail Michael!

Just like that extra digit in that batch of ballots for biden in GA.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who’s Michael?

What’s the news on GA? I saw a county (Douglas) found more votes that went for Biden. Other news.

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Shamb3 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Dekalb county in the recount they counted 1,081 for Biden as 10,707 votes for Biden. It was signed off on by two counters... It was caught by a poll watcher.

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Shamb3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Office Space scene where they try to steal fractions of pennies (like they do in Superman 3). They ended up with way too much money stolen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fGHaVn5rGo

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, the left keeps trying to slant as much fraud in their favor as possible. It's ridiculous bullshit and they should be ashamed of themselves

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, they aren't familiar with the term "shame". It has literally no meaning to them. Never has.

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winochamp 13 points ago +13 / -0

What could possibly be the justification for that?

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acasper 61 points ago +61 / -0

We don’t know the total number of counters. It’s 17 out of 175 Republicans selected for counting.

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Clandestiny 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ah, The Auditors Prayer :)

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CNN_is_ISIS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uploading now to our based creation merchant

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acasper 9 points ago +9 / -0

I also applied. I think we had a bunch of sconnie pedes call their local GOP.

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ImVoting4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is this a case of GOP having jobs or GOP not being allowed more than that number of counters in?

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AllyInAsia 11 points ago +11 / -0

According to comments higher up, not more than 17 allowed.

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Loopdojo 354 points ago +356 / -2

Dems are going to chimp out like never before.

China is going to attack us in new ways.

Do cardio.

Go to the range and practice.

Strengthen your bond with your family and friends

Stock up on things you would reasonably need for a month.

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d_lock 115 points ago +117 / -2

Sage advice, pede, just thought I'd add:

If your ranges are closed, do some dry fire practice.

If you have access to weights, do some lifting.

Reach out to friends and family, try to stay involved, or get involved with things together.

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Cray_cray_ 98 points ago +98 / -0

If your ranges are closed

*Laughs in Texan*

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d_lock 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hey, be nice to an oppressed New Mexican!

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goodbeerbetterviews2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just go out into the desert and set up some stands. Also, New Mexico has better open carry laws than Texas at least. So we have that going for us.

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d_lock 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's what I've been doing, but the range is a 25 minute drive, and BLM is around 45 plus finding a good spot that's not already taken.

Do love our open carry laws though, did it for 4-5 years while waiting to get a CCW permit.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ah I understand that. I just don't like the range. I enjoy shooting without anyone else around.

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d_lock 1 point ago +1 / -0

To each their own, and I can respect that. I tend to avoid the busier ranges, on my typical shooting day there will be 0-2 other people total on the same line (Yes, that is at a range).

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goodbeerbetterviews2 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Texas you need a license to carry to open and concealed carry. You do not need a license to open carry in New Mexico or to open carry in your car. If you do not have a license to carry in Texas you can carry in your car but it must be concealed.

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DemsFuckKids 7 points ago +7 / -0

our damn range near the house closes at 6 now b/c corona. used to be til 8 or 9. guess that's when the corona is most active?

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YUUUUGETURDS 3 points ago +3 / -0

South Carolina chuckling included. We seceded first!

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Cray_cray_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

SC Booged before The Boog was cool.

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300BLK 27 points ago +28 / -1

What’s a range? You mean the back of my ranch where I shoot?

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slashp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where can I buy a ranch like yours to raise my MAGA family, pede?

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Hillarys-Server 7 points ago +7 / -0

Landsoftexas.com

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just not near large metro areas - even in Texas the more cosmopolitan types of folks tend not to appreciate the beautiful sound of a .50 going off in the morning. Those poor fools.

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300BLK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oklahoma

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AWeekendAtBidens 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

"Damn looters just jumped into my backyard shooting range, officer. I didn't even aim for them, mostly. So... who's gonna pay for the bullets? Their families? I mean that shit''s expensive nowadays, and they basically jumped into my range and catched them - and now you've carried them away."

You're the fifth this morning to tell me that story and ask me that question.

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squanchingonpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope you are wearing a mask /s

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stop_the_sniff 11 points ago +11 / -0

100%. Doesn’t matter if you can bench 350 if you get winded walking up a flight of stairs.

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d_lock 9 points ago +9 / -0

It always depends on where you're at -- if you can run a 10k, but can't drag your best friend, you need weights. If you can't get a mile, but can pick your two friends up and walk around with them, you need cardio. Cardio should probably be first priority, though, I agree on that.

Ideally, you should be able to lift to carry gear, and get in shape to move it more quickly.

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squanchingonpao 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ex football player here. Body builder bla bla. Just did a savage race. Being able to squat 400 or bench 300 didn’t help my big ass over 10 feet walls. I struggled on almost all the monkey bar type exercises.

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phro 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't need weights. Any resistance will do. There are tons of great bodyweight fitness programs out there. Your body doesn't know if it's pushing or pulling a bar or a jug of water or a sandbag or your own bodyweight.

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richmomz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also learn how to eat properly - and not just what you eat but when. Protip: you don’t have to eat three times a day. One big meal a day was the norm for most of human history and people didn’t start turning into land-whales until that changed.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Find the essay ' mankind's biggest mistake '

Fat comes from grain and fruit. I've eaten nothing but fresh meat for the last 2.5 years. Healthiest I've ever been. Cured my gout. My cholesterol is perfect.

Meatheals.com

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eagleeyeddjt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Already bought guns, a tent box for the roof of our car, and a month's worth of Spaghetti-Os and Chef-Boy-R-Dee Ravioli in case we have to hit the road and live Wolverines style.

Also hit the range but gotta save ammo. We bought a dry firing round for our Glocks.

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ChickNorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

toilet paper is one of the easiest things to stock up on. Before I started using Prime whenever I would order something from Amazon and I needed to get to $35 in order to get free shipping I would throw in a box of toilet paper. It will never go bad, is stackable in the box and came in really handy during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. I never had to even be concerned, had plenty on hand and by the time I needed to buy some the shelves were restocked.

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eagleeyeddjt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry for the outburst. Good advice.

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eagleeyeddjt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep

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geckofishknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

pack of rice and dry beans might be a better idea for food, but otherwise good on you!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

PSA: Do NOT slow cook kidney beans if you enjoy using Crockpots like I do

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

It contains a protein that is basically a poison unless you boil it(Phytohaemagluttin or PHA)

This can cause sever nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, etc

If the beans were canned it’s okay because they were cooked before hand

If you want to make chili in a slow cooker using kidney beans PLEASE boil the beans in water for at least 10 minutes before you put them in the slow cooker as the crockpot alone may not get high enough to actually get rid of the PHA

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Mehockmehogan 14 points ago +14 / -0

My gun is for fun. My 44 is for war.

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Kyro5411 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this is mine.

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Ryoten 4 points ago +5 / -1

I purchased my Benelli M4 for a reason.....

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Mehockmehogan 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s your patriotic duty as a free American

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have ammo to spare for range time? I'm saving all I got for the commies.

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watchman87 150 points ago +152 / -2

whats the news there >????

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Loc12 287 points ago +287 / -0

Michigan - Wayne County GOP Board of Canvassers members withdraw their agreement to certify the votes, saying they were threatened

Wisconsin - GOP voted against changing rules for signature verification on recount, leading to the motion failing

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AlphaNathan 140 points ago +142 / -2

Wait, why were they going to change the rules for the recount? lmao

Jeez, I miss one day here and the left goes even further retard.

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M3CJC 145 points ago +148 / -3

Because Democrats are faggots who hate America

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Kyro5411 37 points ago +37 / -0

Is being a faggot a gender preference or orientation? -Cory Booker

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cory "Bathroom SpartyKISS" Booker.

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SpeedyPrius1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Magic 8 Ball says YES!

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ChickNorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whenever I deport anyone on here I choose other and just type in faggot these days.

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

As will is for now on

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAND IN THE AIR FAGGOTS!

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Sanctii 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its true.

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-REEEEEEEDACTED- 34 points ago +36 / -2

Official reason: 193 TRILLION americans would die from muh covid

Actual reason: we're corrupt and its racist for you to find out how

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libertyman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name is HIGH ENERGY FREN!

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Thepeter 32 points ago +33 / -1

They had called the emergency meeting at like 6pm or later and it didn't conclude until late night, 10pm ish.

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litux 41 points ago +41 / -0

"Daddy, why didn't read me my bedtime story yesterday?"

"I had to save our country from the Commies, pumpkin."

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

so true.

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DoubleBased 8 points ago +8 / -0

Midnight. She kept complaining about it being almost midnight.

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UnbowedUncucked 18 points ago +19 / -1

lol why do you think?

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voter129472974 21 points ago +21 / -0 (edited)

This bullshit could not be any more obvious. It's too big to hide, there's too much information out there.

Someone linked this 1984 interview with a KGB-defector, and he does a good job of describing the whole process (as does George Orwell).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPsKvG6WMI

It's too easy—they use the press, education system, and NewSpeak to alter reality for the masses. That way even when confronted directly with incontrovertible evidence, they remain in denial until they're staring down the barrel of a rifle and it's too late.

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chesswhilehigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is so hard to get people to watch that video. Sent it to my cousin 3 times...”but it’s just too long I don’t want to watch it”.

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voter129472974 2 points ago +2 / -0

At that point if they're unable or unwilling to understand, it should come down to trust.

ie. I straight-up told people I know to vote Trump and they did because they trust me and my 10 second explanation was enough.

But yeah, most people are content with the knowledge they already have.

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Drsugarballs 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yes!!!!!

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Astra 10 points ago +10 / -0

If they haven't, they could sue and claim coercion, there's plenty of evidence.

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Loc12 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm seeing conflicting stories , some people say they hadn't actually signed anything yet, some people say they have and can't rescind. Probably have to wait and see

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DaLoneVoice 6 points ago +8 / -2

The Michigan Vote is no longer Certified the two pulled their YES votes and also signed affidavits of intimidation and the Mich REP Congress said they will not accept the certified vote as it was.

A WAR IS COMING, I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY! They will not just go away quietly their lives and fortunes are on the line and they are going to do whatever it takes to stop the truth from being outted, even if it means bringing the UFOs out!

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Captainlizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

The michigan vote is certified. The State has said that despite their "request" to rescind, it is not legally possible and will move forward anyway.

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Buildthewall2019 2 points ago +2 / -0

The counties are all certified, the state canvassers meet monday. The state did say that so its really bullshit if they keep the certification. Up to the legislature to prevent electors from being picked.

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DaLoneVoice -2 points ago +1 / -3

The Michigan vote is not certified. are you a troll? You are ill-informed for sure...

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Buildthewall2019 2 points ago +2 / -0

The county vote was certified, its moved to the state board now. The two county members that requested to rescind their votes were denied.

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Captainlizard 0 points ago +1 / -1

Keep it up and you wont have an account here.

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

The lie is too big, too many people in on it, despite any "good news" both the Dems and GOP seem set on ramming Biden into office. The only fight left is in the voters, any politicians are all talk and corrupt. Example, the GOP gov in Georgia.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lawyer-pede here: if it was signed under duress (having one's person and family threatened by an angry mob would certainly qualify) then it is NOT legally binding, and very much ripe for legal challenge with a high likelihood of success.

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DoubleBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

The certification was never signed. It was a verbal agreement to certify.

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DoubleBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't it also with a condition that the SOS would audit certain precincts?

I've also read that the AG threatened legal action if they didn't certify.

I can definitely see how the certification was under duress. One person doxed them and where their kids go to school. I don't think they are RINOs, just scared Republicans. The verbal certification gave them time to get their families into safer areas.

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LibsOnSuicideWatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. I just woke up and was wondering what news I missed.

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ProfessorRomendev 98 points ago +98 / -0

Chads in Michigan (I believe) said there’s too much shady things going on to certify the votes in their county, but then commies doxxed them and their kids, forcing them to go back on that.

Today, however, they flipped back and told the left to fuck off, that they won’t be bullied.

In Wisconsin, they were trying to change the rules of the recount to be fake like georgia’s, but the vote failed by 3-3, so the rules are staying the same as before.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 62 points ago +62 / -0

Today, however, they flipped back and told the left to fuck off, that they won’t be bullied.

Even better, we have affidavits, so this can be used against the commies in court.

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ProfessorRomendev 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nice! Even more for Trump to use!

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HappyPedeInCA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought they only certified because the dems agreed to an investigation of their concerns and then they found out a day later that the dems reneged on doing it, so they rescinded their certification.

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ModernKnight 34 points ago +35 / -1

The Michigan Republicans rescinded their certification, citing threats against their families invalidating their certification. Wisconsin held the line and did not make any changes to their process for disputing the election, allowing Trump's current filing to move forward.

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billiejoebandit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not sure how this plays out, but now Dems saying they can’t rescind certification? It was already signed and sent to SOS??? https://twitter.com/RubleKB/status/1329292481704374273

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Moewrawn 27 points ago +28 / -1

Yeah, but certifying it under what they felt were threats to their family can most likely be challenged in court at worst, or just straight up rescinded at best. It's like, yeahhhh certifying things under the threat of violence doesn't look good for democracy lol.

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FL2PC72LE 24 points ago +24 / -0

They did it after being promised an audit. After they voted, the Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson said she doesn’t believe a request for an audit is binding.

So hopefully they have a case.

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ca18det 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

State legislature which is Republican controlled actually sends the Electors if they want to play the "haha you buckled under threat of violence and now we're gonna hold you to it, no take backs" game.

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chuckachookah 4 points ago +5 / -1

They won’t. The head of the Michigan GOP legislator said he’s sending the electors for Biden. That cuck already folded.

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ca18det 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw that but it was before the signed affidavit from threats of violence and them rescending. Do these people think if they just push the fraud over the finish line we'll just throw our hands up and be like "shucks, we'll get them next time"?

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chuckachookah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do these people think if they just push the fraud over the finish line we'll just throw our hands up and be like "shucks, we'll get them next time"?

Yes. That’s what they think. Their hatred has and is clouding their decision making.

They’ll be wrong. Gravely wrong.

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ajmlecciones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, probably they think this because, who will be against them? They can get the media, academe, and their global elite allies abroad to justify their actions.

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OJ_Epstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

None of what is going on in Michigan is gonna look good when this gets to the Supreme Court.

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any signature or process performed under duress is invalid.

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ODOnRedPill 23 points ago +24 / -1

I'm with you. Please do tell!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 31 points ago +32 / -1

Michigan - Wayne County GOP Board of Canvassers members withdraw their agreement to certify the votes, saying they were threatened and they have affidavits, so their testimonies can be used in court.

Wisconsin - GOP voted against changing rules for signature verification on recount, leading to the motion failing

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ODOnRedPill 9 points ago +10 / -1

Thank you! God sPede!

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XXNNOES 6 points ago +7 / -1

God speed, God's pede!

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Beegie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Michigan electors are refusing to certify the election

Wisconsin tried to change their recount laws last minute to make it more difficult for poll watchers to view the count... Because of covid of course.

This was blocked.

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Loc12 73 points ago +73 / -0

Michigan - Wayne County GOP Board of Canvassers members withdraw their agreement to certify the votes, saying they were threatened

Wisconsin - GOP voted against changing rules for signature verification on recount, leading to the motion failing

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el-y0y0s 34 points ago +34 / -0

As usual, the Left start with fraud and deceipt. Then use intimidation, shame and violence to support the fraud and deceipt.

That house of cards can't stand.much longer.

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pepperconchobhar 6 points ago +7 / -1

You the real MVP

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PeteButtplug 2 points ago +3 / -1

In MI the board is saying they can't withdraw their votes. We need some clarification on where this actually stands.

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anikom15 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they were under duress, no proper vote actually took place. There is no vote to withdraw, the original is invalid.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct - agreements that are signed under duress are considered void in every legal jurisdiction I can think of (certainly at the federal level).

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ModernKnight 16 points ago +17 / -1

The Michigan Republicans rescinded their certification, citing threats against their families invalidating their certification. Wisconsin held the line and did not make any changes to their process for disputing the election, allowing Trump's current filing to move forward.

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear, hear!

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BurtReynolds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Ned

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everydaybetter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same news: the election has been stolen.

Take a long view and see how from before Trump was elected the deep state have been working against Trump.

Then take another long view, one before Trump arrived in politics, and see how people that were labeled as crazy lefty cooks kept saying the deep state keeps importing drugs into America, how there is a perpetual war economy, and movement of jobs out of America for the benefit of the rich, and how the Dems and Reps are just the same party.

Now realize, that you need to change politics from the ground up. Run for office join one party or the other, but secretly be a Trumper and make America great again.

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Boof_Bro 50 points ago +50 / -0

Pepe's so shocked he's got the Kamala smile

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DeportAntifa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stop turning me on Pepe!

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ObongoForPrison2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated.

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EdisonHwy 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's for sure.

Will that fellow get his chain jerked?

Bet he also a charmer at work. /s

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Barry_Obama 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love getting my chain jerked.

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pepperconchobhar 6 points ago +6 / -0

It sounds like what I was thinking I'd do in their situation. Look like I'm complying with the bullies, get my family to safety, then do the right thing. Smart.

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AlphaNathan 28 points ago +28 / -0

Are we winning?

Always were.

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ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

HOLD THE LINE

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DarkMemeDuck 17 points ago +17 / -0

I stayed off TD last night because I couldn't stand the anxiety. I'm so glad to hear the good news this morning.

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pepperconchobhar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been reading, typing, and taking in videos for two straight weeks now. Yesterday not a lot was happening so I made myself pull away and just popped in and out a few times to make sure I wasn't missing anything. I had to take a breath to save my sanity.

To wake up to this... glorious! I cannot WAIT for the press conference at noon!

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DarkMemeDuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know, I noticed the same thing last Thursday. Not a lot was going on and everyone in here was miserable. When things aren't moving, people get depressed and start talking about the worst happening.

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly what it happening. When there's no movement, we go doomer. It's human nature.

It takes a LOT of work to keep ourselves from falling into that trap. That's why the "HOLD THE LINE!!" posts need to keep coming. We all need reminders to keep ourselves up.

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Loc12 17 points ago +18 / -1

If you're out of the loop:

Michigan - Wayne County GOP Board of Canvassers members withdraw their agreement to certify the votes, saying they were threatened

Wisconsin - GOP voted against changing rules for signature verification on recount, leading to the motion failing

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Commence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks man.

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chewsoap 4 points ago +4 / -0

NED STAEBLER

Full name please when referencing this fuck.

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FUCKFOX 15 points ago +16 / -1

Good Morning. Thursday Morning.

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superp321 12 points ago +12 / -0

rofl

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

And God Himself

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DeusVultPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha! So good!

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juicemoney9 8 points ago +9 / -1

THIS PEPE SMELLS LIKE VICTORY

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d_lock 9 points ago +10 / -1

Request: DENIED

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shodingers_trap 2 points ago +2 / -0

biden$ sudo sniff -f

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d_lock 1 point ago +1 / -0

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the national Election Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

1) Respect the votes of others.

2) Think before you vote.

3) With great power comes great responsibility.

Password for biden: biden is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't matter...he already forgot. Besides, it's time for his applesauce.

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2008RonPaul2012 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not concern trolling - I am worried about Michigan. There's a difference between rescinding an agreement to certify, and trying to overturn an already submitted vote by rescinding. Can anyone clarify whether the votes were submitted already? Because if so then this isn't a victory for us so much as a bunch of publicity about how they were pressured into voting and now we have to hope a judge agrees to overturn the vote.

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Papabravo12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone is saying that the initial agreement on the conference call was verbal. There is an affidavit posted by the head of the commission where she lays it all out, the verbal agreement was based on the fact that an audit would be triggered if they voted yes. Then they reneged on the audit so she refused to sign, combined with the threatening she received, sounds like she’s like F this we are not giving in now.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I hope so. The big red flag for me is the affidavit regarding the threats. I know they may do that anyway to document the intimidation, but my worry is that they needed a justification to overturn the certification. Let's hope you are right.

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Zaia133 6 points ago +6 / -0

MI, WI and we just need GA. This is realistic.This will put geotus at 273. CMON!

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komenos_9 3 points ago +3 / -0

GA is looking pretty good to me. Call me crazy but I think WI seems a bit harder? Like a 140K deficit there no? Only thing that can help us out is finding X amount of ballots forged by the clerks or any extra fraud we discover while being allowed to watch from 6 feet away. (Or am I being dumb?)

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Zaia133 1 point ago +1 / -0

WI is only a 20k difference I think. MI is 140k I believe. Michigan is definitely harder but I think it’s big on the refusal to certify Wayne/backtracking the original certify. This is looking promising compared to say a week ago

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komenos_9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hoho yes!!!! Better than I thought.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

holy hell came back to my post being stickied, mods = gods

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EvensoAmen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't start drinking... .win needs you on the wagon

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trillnyetheflyestguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love checking GEOTUS twitter account in the morning and see he was tweeting after I went to sleep and before I woke up. Sleepy Joe can only dream of that type of energy.

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Liberty_Prime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good start to the day!

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ProfessorRomendev 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really brightened the day, didn’t it? I don’t think that warm, patriotic feeling in my heart has left yet.

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Europort 4 points ago +7 / -3

I know that feel. It's like you're in the backseat of a car with your GF. She's about to get on top. You pull out a rubber and she's like "I'm on the pill".

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acasper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ahhhhhh

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Jkjake 3 points ago +4 / -1

Off topic but is there a non sober IT guy?

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SirPokeSmottington 0 points ago +1 / -1

is there a non sober IT guy?

I never went to a call without being 100% on full burn.

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Gesirisi 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you find a non sober IT guy you get in their face you push back on them!

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SickOfThisSheet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Out of the loop, what happened with Michigan and Wisconsin?

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PeteButtplug 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we need to be careful on this news. WI is a small victory, but the MSM is alleging the MI canvassers cannot take back their votes. We need to see how this plays out. The affidavits seem to be a good start.

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InRevelation12now 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck the MSM. 4 More Years!

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Tucso 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Trump chose two counties to bring in more GOP people.

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLD... THE.. LIIIIIIIIIINE!

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TrOlLdAwG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Generally the poll workers are elderly - the pandemic scared those people away from doing what they loved. Those people that they scared could have been republicans but more-so honest people once the honest people are gone all hell broke loose.

I live on the far south side of Chicago, voted early and was in dismay of who the fuck was working that polling station. It makes me cringe thinking the gremlins working there were in charge of my vote.

I left there with my wife after being harassed in line because they knew who we were more than likely voting for. I was told a Lieutenant would talk to the two ladies harassing us but that never happened. One of the two ladies eventually ended up voting next to me and couldn’t figure out how to insert her card saying it was bRoKe - NO YOURE JUST FUCKING DUMB.

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spiritfortrump 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I just woke up, what's the news FANM??

Edit: no need to copy and paste, and found the news in very helpful comments below. THANKS THE_DONALD!

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

We ARE the news. I read about all this last night on here, and it's just now showing up on the mainstream sites like Breitbart. Dot.win FTW!

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SpookySpooky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously boys, we need to show these people mass gratification. They decided to take a stand, show them LOVE. What is their emails?

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is pepe holding up a condom?

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Boopsies242 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone ELI5? My covfefe hasn't hit yet.

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot going on for sure. Stayed up late to watch them hold the line in Wisconsin commission.

Gonna tune in to War Room for summary of overall battle.

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FOREVERKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

A different kind of Pepe...has an extra digit !!

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

More power Scotty go to WARP LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

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S1000HD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That meme is hot. I’m borrowing

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Milkpowder44 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, makes me think of this legendary meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHi-Ik8-Wg

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Gstreetshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did I miss? There is so much going on I can't keep track

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GibMeLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t just leave your mouth hanging open like that, if Hunter walks by he may find a use for it.

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chronistus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outta the loop, what happened?