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LampshadeDisco 16 points ago +16 / -0

How would they know?

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nufosmatic [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

They may have the water coolers bugged.

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Fred 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah we got that same memo. LOL good luck proving it.

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BlackLivesMurder 11 points ago +11 / -0

They don't need to know what you do. Fuck em

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Memebomber 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dear H.R.- Fuck Off

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Dckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guess I'm having an extended holiday vacation!

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ozzybrian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking commies.

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hectorspector 3 points ago +3 / -0

When regulations are routinely ignored they no longer have any power.

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1sketchyv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask them if you take a journey to the center of your mind, if you will be allowed back in.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

50,000 Miles Beneath my Brain

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Fuchtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Golden State company?

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nufosmatic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bay State.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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mrbear10mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love not being a debt cuck.

I hot $50 that everyone in HR travels or has guests. GPS trackers might be in order

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess I'm working from home again!

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Jackie-Tree-Horn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can one up that. I haven't been able to go back to work since March. Restaurants are really getting fucked

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Dreadnot 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they ask tell them you were at home.

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nufosmatic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not in the habit of lying to my management. They have enough problems dealing with reality.

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nufosmatic [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Besides, I work from home hundreds of mile away from my HQ (and 8 minutes from a subsidiary, but they have the same rules...).

And the only place I might go for Thanksgiving is Ontario, Canada, and they need a 14-day quarantine (which is GREAT for the hotel industry...) assuming I can get through New York undetected...

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Dreadnot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't be a lie, depending on where you go.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having you do something for the benefit of someone else is servitude.

I guess under many state payday laws, you are “on the clock” over the entire holiday.