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wethedownvoted 164 points ago +165 / -1

Iron Maiden plays

🎶Run to the supermarkets🎶

🎵Run for your life🎵

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SnappyDan [S] 75 points ago +76 / -1

I immediately read it in the high pitched squeal lol

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Ogcarvattack 58 points ago +58 / -0

so can i leave the bar and go buy beer at the supermarket after ten?

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ohio2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yes.

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Ogcarvattack 26 points ago +27 / -1

for a moment as a michgander i was so proud of ohio. Then this.

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Ogcarvattack 19 points ago +24 / -5

Sports are gay. Don't care.

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Ogcarvattack 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sounds raycist. Get back on topic and save this NATION!

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Ogcarvattack 12 points ago +12 / -0

Go take a knee!

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AnathemaToLeftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not the sports that are gay.

It's just most of the players who make millions and take a knee are gay

And the owners, who make multi multi millions and cave to Chinese pressure are gay

And the corporate Sleestaks who make billions and sell us out to wokeness and offshoring are gay

Other than that, it's a fine heterosexual endeavor

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NeptunianEmp 5 points ago +5 / -0

They better not cancel the OSU Michigan game to do the wuflu. Can't wait to see the winning streak extended!

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Whirlybot 7 points ago +7 / -0

idk. Our supermarkets and the Walmart close at 830p. So, we must plan ahead. Grasshopper and the ant kind of thing.

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ScuffAndy 21 points ago +21 / -0

super markets, costco, walmarts and the likes are safe spaces from the coof

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redhot_alex 9 points ago +9 / -0

trump rn to biden: i like ya cut g (slaps him with voter fraud exposure)

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any large globalist corp that donates copius amounts of $$$ to the DNC is immune!!!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same thing here in Oregon. There's lots of parking lot drinking going on here now too. Lockdown tailgating, if you will.

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Ogcarvattack 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love it! Godbless you trump supporters in Oregon!

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aaaronsohn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only if you wear a face diaper.

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Ingrid_Cold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or go to the stripclub after ten?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 18 points ago +19 / -1

We fought them hard, we fought them well

In the end, sent com-mies to hell

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masshole3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Posting the dank memes and toppest of keks
Gulping covfefe all day
Chasing the cuckolds back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Hangings for traitors who stab in the back
Liberals are cowards and now we attack!!!!

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Realatician 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bring me good Pepe

Helicopters must take flight

A need unfulfilled

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axrevolutionai 5 points ago +5 / -0

10pm curfew .....must be FEAR OF THE DARK

UP THE IRONS \m/

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FredRedd 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Hell of a good start!"

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leakmouth 7 points ago +7 / -0

upvote for maiden

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SeanCat 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAAAAAAAAAAAAIDEN!!! Can't wait for the lockdown nonsense to get crushed so Bruce and the boys can storm America in 2021 with Judas Priest.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 36 points ago +36 / -0

I wanted to kms when I left Florida. Could go to restaurants with no mask. The waiters didn’t have them. The signs mostly only said masks are recommended. UGH it was so nice to be free again

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Spaceforcejuan 26 points ago +26 / -0

yeah i feel like quitting my job to go back home to be free again lol.

wont find over six figures a year down there unfortunately and daddy needs milspec gear.

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rossagesausage 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just be careful you don’t become a slave to your wage. Try to keep your mobility.

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Spaceforcejuan 10 points ago +10 / -0

oh im no wage slave im a shot caller.

ultimately i do what i want as long as the job gets done haha.

my boss is a slave though and i feel horrible about it. hes a good person, but only a few of us really know how to do what we do.

Job Security.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hello it's me, ur son.

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

My commie north eastern state recently ran some radio ads about how great we are doing in the fight against Covid, so keep wearing your mask. If you actually look at the data we have a higher number of cases per million then Florida, but of course we can’t point that out because it might destroy our narrative that Florida is a death sentence because people don’t wear masks.

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that Florida is full of old people (The only group actually at risk for corona), and yet still has low deaths is pretty good evidence that lockdowns are the exact opposite of what we need.

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DO_NOT_CONCEDE 3 points ago +3 / -0

If slight sun exposure didn’t turn me into a damn lobster and we had some mountains, South Florida would be a paradise.

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FratPatriot99 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah I need to move south ASAP

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FratPatriot99 3 points ago +3 / -0

don't worry I won't vote democrat

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horus_falke 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's extra stupid to limit the time people can go to a specific place, because it's going to cause MORE people to be there at the same time. It's worse with things you need, like grocery stores. People need to go, and now they are forced to all go within the same hours each day. ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY, no basis in anything scientific. Hundreds of politicians, scientists, and doctors need to be executed for their crimes against humanity.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think its mostly the politicians. I believe that doctors know its mostly harmless, but are too afraid of the bureaucracy to do anything. And when they try to do something, the MSM silences and slanders them.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh, good old days...

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would explain the raise in rate of infection now compared to during the summer tbh

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Loc12 47 points ago +48 / -1

In the UK we had pubs closed completely, then pubs open with 10pm curfew, now closed again

Once they taste power, they want more

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BishopofBlackpool 29 points ago +29 / -0

Weird how these random rules seem to roll out all over the world....

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rtravisf 44 points ago +45 / -1

damn thats good! :)

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SnappyDan [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gotta bring back the old templates every now and then :)

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LoadedMonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking Facebook won't let me send this to anyone. It gets removed automatically.

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SnappyDan [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

gay

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tooanalytical 31 points ago +31 / -0

TIL 10PM is when Covid-19 hunts its prey ....kinda like Where's Hunter...

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

10 Y.O. For hunter

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jennyfrutex 27 points ago +28 / -1

"Viruses only activate at 10pm, idiots."

-the self-appointed party of "science"

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Genericwhitemale 8 points ago +8 / -0

I appreciate businesses closing earlier than before and keeping us customers safe at night when the virus is on the prowl.

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lock yourself in your home and close your blinds by 10pm to keep out the virus. It worked to keep out vampires in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I'm sure the same solution will work here.

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burgundycapsule 26 points ago +26 / -0

OH house of reps passes a bill 75 to fucking 11 limiting the power of the governor and secretary of health to close local businesses. Faggo Dewine says he will veto it. The power trip these governors are on...

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/dewine-slams-ohio-house-horribly-misguided-for-trying-to-limit-emergency-orders

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chris82tk 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pretty sure they will override the veto, looking forward to seeing DeWhine get cucked

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lolpaladins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ohio has a strong tradition of electing RINO CUCKS to governor. John Kasich’s last 2 acts as governor was to veto a bill that outlawed late-term abortions and another bill that changed Ohio gun law to match 49 other states which treated victims as innocent until proven guilty for self defense in your home if someone breaks in and you shoot them.

Oh, and also he refused to sign the law that allowed veterans to get a concealed carry permit without paying a fee to the state.

Fucking globalists!

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

This country needs a reboot. The Great Reboot. ;)

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 25 points ago +25 / -0

They’ve already wiped out the paper towels and toilet paper again on my area. Not as bad as before but it’s starting again

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stormcloud 8 points ago +8 / -0

You think that's bad -- they've wiped out all the ammo in my area. You can't even get shells except for #8.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey at least I understand hoarding that a little more than toilet paper!

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stormcloud 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can never have too much ammo -- unfortunately (for my family) my area is full of people who also follow that philosophy. It was probably my own damn cousin who bought up the last boxes of S&W .40 and 12 gauge sabot.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then it makes us hoard it too because who knows when they’ll get it back in stock. What a pain in the ass didn’t they learn from last time not to panic about PAPER TOWELS

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course this happens rightwhen the cottonelle wipes we use had some kind of recall on them so they’re hard to find anyway lol

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ThatGuyWithThatThing 1 point ago +2 / -1

Take a shower you dirty buttholed freak

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve done the same but now I’m slowly seeing it dwindle down right when everyone is in a panic again for no reason.

I wonder who even starts this? Because then you hear no stores have it so you become the psycho out there on the hunt and you tell your friends and family and then they’re doing the same. It’s neverending lol

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Tardi_B 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dang I'm legitimately almost out of TP, guess I should pick some up before the Facebook moms get it all.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should! They’ll go to the store probably 50 separate times a day just to get toilet paper and hoard it for whatever weirdo reason

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stores in my area just started putting up the we are limiting toilet paper signs again.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been up since March around me. Limit 1 pack. People have figured out ways around the limits, though.

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burgundycapsule 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Americans don’t panic” - Joe Biden

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based_unicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same in my area. We haven’t even had disinfectant household spray like 409, including random off-brands, since March at the Safeway near my house.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 5 points ago +5 / -0

We were in Florida and their shelves were STOCKED full of Lysol and Clorox and hand soap. Literally everything. We stocked up before we came home because who knows when I’ll be able to get that around here again

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Despite all the Florida man memes, you guys seem to be the sane ones. I couldn't deal with the bigly snakes though.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m unfortunately from CT and wish I was from Florida. It’s the little lizards crawling around like bugs there that creep me out lol

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crazychicken132 23 points ago +23 / -0

So glad we were able to get the virus to agree to only spread during certain hours!

TrustTheScience

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 7 points ago +7 / -0

mostconsideratevirusever

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Sealith 19 points ago +19 / -0

I’m in OH and this makes no sense. If I leave somewhere at 10pm and am just driving like on a highway, by myself, with no one else in the car, am I still getting pulled over? For what? Daring to be outside on my own past 10pm?

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aaaronsohn 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd be surprised if they actually pull anyone over.

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aaaronsohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I personally know there was a nice loud, bright, and fun dance party in front of his house the night before he announced the curfew, with more planned.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully they have one tonight, and make sure to have the speakers at maximum while playing death metal.

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more_maga_please 1 point ago +1 / -0

PM me the address. I'll be there guns blazin.

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KnottyJane 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to leave my house at 4am to get my kid to the hospital in time for her surgery Friday morning. I'm not worried about being pulled over but wondering what kind of shenanigans I can get into if I am pulled over.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sounds like some shit that Gov Wolf and his circle of Dem governors from neighboring states would mandate. Did Ohio join the alliance?

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burgundycapsule 18 points ago +19 / -1

“Sir do you know why I pulled you over? It’s 10:01 and you’re out. Do you have your papers? What is your business out here? Oh JUST HAVING A LATE DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND I SEE, GET OUT OF THE CAR YOU’RE COMING WITH ME”

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

then they extract your girlfriends address from you to haul her off fema quarantine camps where she'll also be reeducated.

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niconicoreeee 16 points ago +17 / -1

wear those party issued masks, big0t!

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Barracuda 9 points ago +9 / -0

nah its called a chinese muzzle.

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pizzakek 16 points ago +16 / -0

Italy here

Just wanted to say we got this nationwide now.

Bars close at 6 pm anyway and we have to wear a mask anywhere outside or risk a fine, also we can only move inside a little area.

Being a correctly woke individual (read: not touched by leftist bs and informed about the big agendas playing out right now) i would say that the core of covid propaganda IS the USA 2020 election.

So called elites worldwide have a very strong interest in USA policy making, and Trump is in the way.

On the good side, this has the effect of making people who knows about it worldwide interested aswell.

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AmericaIsBack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay strong. God bless Italy

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rules are different in different states and even counties. Some rules are obvious government overreach. People are fed up with this. I can't wait until Dec 14th when the electors finally vote. I'm sure that Trump has plans to deal with the subsequent riots if the Dems throw a fit.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite.

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quotahire 14 points ago +14 / -0

Proud Boys in Cinci will be out tonight past 10 at the bar. See you patriots there!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fact Check: False.

  • The legal drinking age in Ohio is 21. The age of the child, the fact that she's running through an empty field, and the position of her right hand suggests that she just escaped a photo-op at a Biden rally.

  • At 10PM the virus weaponizes, becomes far more deadly, and chases people as they try to escape it (this is settled science for all you neanderthals out there), but some experts don't believe the virus grows to a cantaloupe-sized sphere of death at that time.

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

At 10 pm, Rona becomes mecha Rona. Don't question mecha Rona, pleb. Mecha Rona retreats back to it's weaker form during the day, like a Vampire.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol! We're on total lockdown here in Commienois. I was at the bar until about midnight last night, no masks and a $70 bar tab! Hey, don't judge me. I bought a couple rounds for the bar, but still came home with a pocket full of drink chips.

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ThatGuyWithThatThing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe this is dumb but what in the fuck is a drink chip?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a poker chip with the bar name on it. If you buy a round and people have a fresh drink, they'll get a chip. Kind of like a coupon for a free drink.

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stormcloud 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard ours goes into effect at midnight Monday. Good luck getting the large areas of the LoL outside of urban zones to comply.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm in the woods, the Illinois Valley. None of my preferred entertainment sources are going to close. They've banded together and retained the same lawyer. As a result, they all have a notice on the front door that any state agency coming on the property for any type of enforcement, must contact the lawyer. The business owners are refusing to even discuss the matter with the government.

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stormcloud 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know that area; we're on the other side of the downstate. Same here; most of the businesses here (with a few notable exceptions) haven't listened to a damn thing coming out of Chicago (er, Springfield).

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Philly locks down on Friday, but the burbs aren't under as strict of a lock down. They will just migrate North like last time.

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OrenthalGMudbone 9 points ago +9 / -0

Same bullshit in VA

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ShiterallyLaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't wait for Governor Blackface to try another gun grab too for good measure.

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OrenthalGMudbone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just be sure to wear your mask when the social workers come to collect or you face a Class 1 Misdemeanor!

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

3rd one out of the gang of five to get arrested. David Mann says it is a great tragedy. Fucking insane city council. No wonder the streetcar is free.

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

you should see the mental gymnastics on r/cincinnati right now.

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SnappyDan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dude is the fucking worst. Im so glad Cinci city council is getting their shit kicked in right now.

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dude_bro 8 points ago +8 / -0

RECALL DEWINE

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PasEggBuster3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, no! It's the super-duper-hyper-intelligent-conscientious virus! Run!!

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Leiloni 7 points ago +7 / -0

This needs a "TheDonald.win" mark on it!

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SnappyDan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now, seeing this all over peoples Facebooks that I dont even know.. i would agree.

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Provisticus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damnit. I love this place! Good work here!

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SyNiKaLiTy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be sure not to use money, but your bank card is OK.

UV kills Covid, but stay in side.

Masks cause increased aerosol droplet rates, but still wear them.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit. I need to get quarters to do laundry in case there is another stupid coin shortage. Thanks for the reminder.

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JustInTime2_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awesome.

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IndyTrumper 6 points ago +7 / -1

To Walmart, to Costco, to Target we must go!

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PedroIsWatching 6 points ago +6 / -0

In my county they instituted this as well. Bars have to close at 10. It just means that people are going to go across state-line where bars are still open until midnight, or to northern counties that have no restrictions at all.

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julesrecker 6 points ago +7 / -1

Meanwhile, half of Ohio businesses are closing up permanently due to all the commie regulations.

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0561 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like closing gyms at a certain time. It makes no sense it's just OBEY the government cause RONA!!

If it was really about keeping people safe wouldn't it be better for people to go excercise at night when the place is nearly empty?

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QueensOwn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, this is a really, really smart virus. It can tell time. Once the clock hits 10 the virus comes out. You can’t go to school but shopping at Walmart is fine. It knows! Want to go to Church maybe sing? No chance it knows! But keep in mind celebrating and sharing Champaign with strangers for Joe Biden stealing the election don’t worry no virus, it knows!

This is the smartest virus in human history and with the added bonus it’s politically correct!

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, China did land a rover on the dark side of the moon and put a satellite in orbit around the moon to transmit signals back, so they can make stuff that works when they want to. Their virus shouldn't be that much of a surprise. /s

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

One church held their services at Walmart. Rona seemed cool with that.

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Bratts99 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy Hour starts at 10 PM

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ApocalypseWoW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dewine is pushing around the wrong people... We watched him do nothing while our city has been ravaged by drugs and crime. And now he pretends to give a damn. We know the truth, he's catering to his lefty handlers. He's gonna be sorry when we hit back.

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AJ_Pinochet 5 points ago +5 / -0

The governor here is a POS. No one likes him.

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sanstheskeleton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes the virus is nocturnal because apparently the health department is living by old school zombie rules.

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Whirlybot 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are such idiots. I admit, I voted DeWine. Sorry about that guys.

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SnappyDan [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did too...

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OHSass63 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditto

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SnappyDan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

O hey

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anthemstander 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you say to the 'rona, "I've been really good lately following all the restrictions. But I'm super pumped that Biden won! Can I go out and party for a night?" the COVID will totally listen and agree not to infect you for that window of time.

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Big-Dick-Dale 4 points ago +4 / -0

ITS THE RONA-MONSTER

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

That picture 🤣😂

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bitpusher 3 points ago +3 / -0

That image is hilarious

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Vae62 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate the goddamn governor, useless asshole. KEK meme though

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Nettechchi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quickly! Get to a “peaceful protest” for safety!

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jimmycrack 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

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TheRealMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows that the virus hunts by night...

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Brobold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like earlier this year, the totalitarian states lock down, and they end up sending people to the freedom states where they can bring their diseases with them.

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