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jennyfrutex 27 points ago +28 / -1

"Viruses only activate at 10pm, idiots."

-the self-appointed party of "science"

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Genericwhitemale 8 points ago +8 / -0

I appreciate businesses closing earlier than before and keeping us customers safe at night when the virus is on the prowl.

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lock yourself in your home and close your blinds by 10pm to keep out the virus. It worked to keep out vampires in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I'm sure the same solution will work here.