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burgundycapsule 18 points ago +19 / -1

“Sir do you know why I pulled you over? It’s 10:01 and you’re out. Do you have your papers? What is your business out here? Oh JUST HAVING A LATE DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND I SEE, GET OUT OF THE CAR YOU’RE COMING WITH ME”

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

then they extract your girlfriends address from you to haul her off fema quarantine camps where she'll also be reeducated.