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Two Yutes! (i.maga.host) 🛑 STOP THE STEAL 🛑
posted ago by iactuallylovetrump +6072 / -1
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username20 119 points ago +119 / -0

Two hwhat?

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Magastein143 21 points ago +21 / -0

yeah,.....Oh Im sorry.....yooooootthes

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wolfpack28 26 points ago +26 / -0

Make movies great again!

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DemsSuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

I still can't pronounce the "ths" sound very well. "Mouths", "moths", "youths"...forget about it

Midwestern elderpede here.

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TheJimmReaper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thats called a Lisp grandpa 👍😁😁

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Meme_Too 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fred Gwynne was great.

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 19 points ago +19 / -0

lmaoooooo

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kmillz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Excuse me....Yewthhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

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undefined 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm sorry "Yoooooooottttheeeeesssss... yuh onnah"

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Joey14 21 points ago +21 / -0

Terms!

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

20s

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CisSiberianOrchestra 83 points ago +84 / -1

Marisa Tomei was so hot in that movie.

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TheBestDuck 47 points ago +48 / -1

She still is.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)

I know. I love how in the Marvel films, some characters have made comments about Peter Parker's Aunt May being hot.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think she’s a great actress and all, but I don’t like her being in the Marvel films because on principle Aunt May should not give me a boner

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just pretend you’re Uncle Ben.

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HowardRoark 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aunt Hottie

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leakmouth 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hear she's into short bald stocky guys. Ask Costanza

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was a great episode.

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T-1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

She wasn't joking about that biological clock.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Strong disagree

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Pres_Trump 13 points ago +14 / -1

Ummm..."The Wrestler".

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CisSiberianOrchestra 11 points ago +11 / -0

You should also check out "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" if you're a Marisa Tomei fan. You will not be disappointed.

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Pres_Trump 8 points ago +9 / -1

I am more of a fan of her tits.

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pcme2 4 points ago +4 / -0

so are we all brother

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iPertinax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great call. I don't know what made me check out that movie back in the day but I loved it. You don't need a huge budget to make a fantastic movie.

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refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Randy the Ram had shit workrate and deserved to be forgotten.

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managermrgibson 4 points ago +4 / -0

r/squaredcircle is full of brainwashed libs. Fuck that place

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refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes me sad because it used to be a halfway decent place to get some pro wrasslin news and vids.

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bunch of Covid doomers and cancel cultists

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refresco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, anyone who argues that Reddit isnt a commie psy-op, can go visit /r/nascar for evidence. It's the only place in the world where you would get the impression that that group of people is majority liberal.

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MAGAPlenty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should’ve went out on his back and gave the rub to a new up and comer

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

^This man understands "the business".

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TillaMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

'yeah, and you blend.'

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Priopism 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can appreciate a decent set but she’s just another example of the leftist trash we’ve been jerking off to for decades.

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kebabdrogo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah and besides its NNN anyway

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spez_inthe_turdpond 2 points ago +2 / -0

She incinerated the screen.

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Ithrowawaay 62 points ago +62 / -0

Memes in real time!

Feel that? The train just kicked into high gear.

NO BRAKES.

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YugYensid 26 points ago +26 / -0

"What is a yute?"

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TheRealPizzaPope 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's my question minus the quotation marks

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kmillz 12 points ago +12 / -0

A young person AKA a youth.

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WU_HAN_FRU 11 points ago +11 / -0

Legal Brooklynese: Young man or young person. A youth.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s Old Brooklynese, not Nu Brooklynese.

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NYC_4_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m in my late 20s - born and raised in Brooklyn. Brooklynese is alive and well in my area.

Although I will say one thing: there used to be a portion of a Brooklyn accent where “oil” became “earl.”

So, toilet became “t-earl-et.” Olive oil became olive earl.

That aspect is on its way out. Only old timers say that - and they’re few and far between.

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TheTexan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Archie was from Queens, but in All in the Family, that's how he pronounced those words.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

He tried to woin us.

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OldbreedAmerican76 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was actually a piece of shit leftist and that show was intended to make fun of conservatives.

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missusellis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine yawh a dee-ah. You’re prancing alwong, ya get thahsty, you spot a little brwook, ya put your little dee-ah lips down to the cwool cleah watah… BAM! A fucking bullet rips woff part of yer head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would ya give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot ya was wehring?

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

New Orleans is the exact same way.

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WopNine17plus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a bakkaball player from Utah.

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HowardRoark 10 points ago +10 / -0

What a great movie. They don't make them like this anymore. If they did, it would go like this:

Vinny: Is it possible that the two yutes...

Judge: REEEEEEEEEE!! RACIST!! JAIL!!

The judge of course is from the 9th Circus.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw this in the theaters with my dad and two of my brothers.

It was during this scene that my dad turned to me and said, "This one's going to be a classic." He called it.

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2020KAG45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Young person

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Whirlybot 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Eee-uuuuu-thhhh-zzzz" per the judge. 4 syllables

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a_wise_shiba_inu 19 points ago +19 / -0

He’s already taken down the world’s biggest crime bosses. Dems are nothing but incompetents compared to the people he’s already put in prison.

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Gtrfan 18 points ago +18 / -0

Rudy used My Cousin Vinny bad glasses lady as a reference to how far away the conservative observers were.

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Antifajustidea 18 points ago +19 / -1 (edited)

He was the quintessential gambini

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AceOfTrumps 16 points ago +17 / -1

From the movie "My Cousin Vinny" for some of you youths out there

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TheSwiftPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blast from the past

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Reaper088 8 points ago +8 / -0

2020 Election documentary title: "My Cousin Rudy"

I would watch that over and over again

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DaLoneVoice 5 points ago +7 / -2

My Cousin Vinny! Great movie that made me laugh so hard...

Imagine you are a little deer at the creek drinking water in a nice forest and BLAM a fucking bullet rips through your head, do you think that deer is gonna give a shit what your pants looked like?

AH HAHAHAHAHA

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2UZisGOAT 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’ll take one grit”

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

You magnificent bastards!

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ApocolipticPePe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol genius

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g00se2k 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fastest memes in the west, holy crap

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KanyewonMobile 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he really say that?

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V-FOR-VICTOR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox

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DefeatSoros 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many fingers am I holding up?

Let the record show the counselor's holding up two fingers.

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 - 3 fingers! lol

King Giuliani is making a good positional argument...

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO!!! Classic!!!

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Margincrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the Academy Award goes to... Sidney Powell.

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jimmycrack 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahahahaha

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RazOfTheDeities 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden admitted to the voter fraud team, and he still couldn't even admit truthfully.

He called them the best in the world. Can't be that great, lousy sleepy joe.

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Gildoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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vegaspatriot1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow. this is great, just fucking great!

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HunterSthompson420 2 points ago +3 / -1

Stop with these lame office memes.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 scoops. 2 terms. 2 yutes.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +3 / -1

That was fast!

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purple_nitrile 2 points ago +2 / -0

The meme reference is from "My cousin vinny". good movie about an inexperience lawyer but is super smart. I dunno if that is Rudy tho. He's experienced and smart.

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That movie got so much right about trial procedure that it's often used as a teaching aid in law schools. I have a feeling Rudy's takedown of organmized crime including this election fraud will be studied the same way by future generations.

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

In b4 somebody asks Pesci to comment and we learn that he's a cuck.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

VINNIE!!!!

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Truly_anonymous1 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Yute? Hu-whats a Yute?!”

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LordCommanderTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I missed it. But love My Cousin Vinny. Do you have a link to the clip?

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iactuallylovetrump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQCdCSDWQQ

It's still live now, but you can see it if you scrub back to about 5-10 mins after Rudy takes the podium

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meriwetherlewis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let the record reflect he’s holding two fingers.

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SwordandBored11 2 points ago +2 / -0

But was it two "urban" yutes?

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LFCIRE96 2 points ago +11 / -9

Jenna Fischer strikes me as Conservative

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iamkats 21 points ago +21 / -0

I listen to her podcast, I would say that's a hard no unfortunately

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FromSethWithLove 19 points ago +19 / -0

She's actually pretty disgusting

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bewarethejogger 18 points ago +18 / -0

99% of them are horrible people. That's how they make it in Hollywood.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t succeed unless you join the red shoes club.

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Frunobulax 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^^THIS^^^

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LFCIRE96 3 points ago +4 / -1

Really? Why?

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it's because she seems so wholesome in the office, but she comes across slutty/trashy in interviews. I'm not a huge fan, could be wrong, if anyone wants to challenge that

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kmillz 4 points ago +4 / -0

With that accent? Nahhh people from that area are hard libtards

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Jimbabwe420 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt it. She dated James Gunn who we all know is a creepy MF’er. Dudes tweets should have honestly be enough to warrant an investigation from the FBI.

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Loc12 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme is too fresh

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usmcphrog46 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha YEAAAAEEEEEEESSSS!

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMFG that is impressive... the meme machine here is on another level. Thank you Rudy for the next few days of My Cousin Vinny!!!

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brother_red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instameme!

Nice.

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Gtrfan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was quick...holy shit!

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GCotN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. This is what I was looking for.

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TrumpTrain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I listened to this while driving home. I'm glad to find this very meme waiting for me upon arrival.

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MAGAMatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerry Gallo’s dead.

And he probably voted for Biden too

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NotSorryLuvTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, as much as a Goddess Marisa Tomei was in that film, I would take Sidney Powell now over Tomei then.

I love me a 6' tall Krakken wrangler.