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Tendie_inspector 28 points ago +28 / -0

I wore a Dominion shirt and gravity decreased to the point where I could bench 80 plates.

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Tseliteiv 29 points ago +29 / -0

That wasn't gravity decreasing, you were actually switching all the gains from everyone else in the room to yourself.

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Tucso 8 points ago +8 / -0

I keep wearing my MAGA hat

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Phil_DeGraves 8 points ago +8 / -0

WHEN YOU WEAR TRUMP SHIRT WHILE DOING PUSHUPS, YOU ARE NOT PUSHING YOURSELF UP, YOU ARE PUSHING THE ENTIRE EARTH DOWN!

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do an armstand to hold the world in your arms and feel the pressure that TRUMP feels every day while doing his MAGA act!

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bootsy_two_scoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

High energy. High test.

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Bidensbrainsurgeon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always repping those 45s in the gym

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Tucso 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hold the line!!

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AngryAsian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thing you didn't wear your Alex Jones shirt to the gym, or something would have started on fire

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least you won’t be attacked by antifa lol. If they saw a barbell they would probably stand around it and scream racist at it,

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chuckachookah 2 points ago +2 / -0

And 10 feet higher too.

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL