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SignificantDog 70 points ago +72 / -2

In his defense, that's happened to me and I'm not cognitively impaired.

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nomoresoy 33 points ago +34 / -1

Happened to me yesterday

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Eu-is-socialist 6 points ago +6 / -0

You knew this was going to happen, and still you trusted the fart ? tsc tsc tsc.

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’ve been on a victory streak now, three years since last episode. IBS is a bitch!

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kc5ods 9 points ago +9 / -0

i cured my IBS by quitting sugar (type 2... so i had to) holy shit, i can shit properly now

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trumprally247 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try raw milk

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Chief_Wahoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mine was “taco Tuesday!”

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SignificantDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me ask Dana Perino and I'll get back to you.