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LIBERTYPEWPEW 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would!!!!

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Butthurt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why the Fuck am I so strangely attracted to her Sarah plain and tall lookin ass?

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ChickNorris 27 points ago +27 / -0

same reason women are attracted to confident, charming yet plain men. Shared interests. In this case, love for country and patriotic righteous indignation.

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LIBERTYPEWPEW 24 points ago +24 / -0

30 years ago she was probably a smokin hot southern bell.

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watchman87 8 points ago +8 / -0

ooh yay she was;)

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Dutch_1980 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's the leopard prints. And the insatiable appetite for liberty.

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Barry_Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya know, that reminds me of a story. I'd like to tell you about it.

One time before we got married, Michael and I were playing hide the cactus in my ass. As I reached for the magnifying glass to find my balls, he whispered into my huge jugears "I love your insatiable appetite for cock."

True story.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gross. You just ruined my snack with that vivid imagery.

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bykerg 2 points ago +2 / -0

6’0” tall.

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CauseSheFine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cause She Fine

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Blurpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

WILL!!!