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posted ago by lifeisahologram +20 / -0

Out late? Don’t let yourself become a victim of the ‘Rona! Invest in an Anti-Rona 24 hour kit to stave off disaster when you need it most!

We offer plenty of kits to suit your style and needs!

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Don’t delay, buy your kits today! Order now and receive a second kit for a friend at no additional cost!

Out late? Don’t let yourself become a victim of the ‘Rona! Invest in an Anti-Rona 24 hour kit to stave off disaster when you need it most! We offer plenty of kits to suit your style and needs! For those who need that quick and dirty last minute protection, try our BLM-Protest Kit! Includes a BLM t-shirt, antifa face mask, and 1 mid size red brick! Simply put on the shirt and mask and toss brick in the nearest window! You’ll appear to be no different than any other standard protestor, and the ‘Rona won’t be able to infect you! Want something a bit more premium? Try our Executive Anti-Covid-19 Kit! Included is a full pant suit, valued at over $12,000, wig with a pompous expensive looking haircut, and expense card funded by unwitting taxpayers. Once you complete the look of a useless overpaid politician whose rules don’t apply to them, Covid can’t infect you, even without a mask! Look like a sassy entitled bitch while buying $100,000 in liquor after 10:00 PM in style! Don’t delay, buy your kits today! Order now and receive a second kit for a friend at no additional cost!
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