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Cat Turd Has A Point (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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Pathwalker 256 points ago +257 / -1

Yup! When you piss off all the right people, you can't be wrong.

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Wankerton 111 points ago +111 / -0

One of the reasons I love trump.

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redstampede 78 points ago +78 / -0

This was what I loved first about him. Then he kept his promises, cut regulation, brought back jobs, cut taxes, made peace, and built a big beautiful wall.

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Magazar 57 points ago +57 / -0

Not waging war like a warmongering lunatic. That alone would have made him the best president in a long time.

When he was shitposting Kim and in the next moment hugging him on Best Korea soil it was so beutiful it made me cry.

God what a underrated president Trump is among non beliebers. It is quite obvious that the left only care for globalism nowadays.

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Whatyougotson 18 points ago +18 / -0

'I would never call Kim short and fat' (sic) lmao

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Loiuzein 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you imagine what it would have been like to have media report on that as the IMPOSSIBLE, NEVER IN A TRILLION YEARS moment it actually was? Real humans would have cried on camera as they realized how monumental that meeting was.

But no. Cheetoh Man Bad.

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zwiebelsaft 23 points ago +23 / -0

My first question was: Wait what kind of movement is this if Kanye and Roseanne are on the same team as Palin and Coulter? Why do Bush’s ethics lawyer and Obama both hate him with a passion?

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Crimson_Identity 14 points ago +14 / -0

<3 peace

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Pathwalker 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love him because of his fearless determination to do what is right for the people instead of the powerful elitists... and so here we are, as they fight him and us.

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Pathwalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

True enough. Life is not always measured in monetary reward, but by dedication to your role in other's lives.

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bubadmt 21 points ago +21 / -0

*This claim about being pissed off is disputed. Official sources are not pissed off.

Edit- crap that wasn't supposed to go live, how do I delete?

*The aforementioned claim is a system error due to a cyber hacking effort from Russia. Click here to learn more about what official sources have verified to be true.

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Pathwalker 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO! That's worth a couple dozen upvotes. I regret I have but one.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Snopes: False. Anonymous sources familiar with this matter have confirmed that you did not actually laugh your buttocks to the point that they detached from your body. Click here to learn more about these coordinated misinformation campaigns by Russian actors.

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Pathwalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laugh at the libs, I laugh all day long. Anonymous sources? Makes me laugh loud and strong. Those people at Snopes? If I might be so crass... They** don't** know a fact from the crack in my ass. I'll click where I want, not be led by the nose. And so do we all. That's just how it goes. They think they're all-wise and we are so dumb. That's why they don't know what now yet is to come. The Kraken has risen, We're all MAGA now. They are doomed to defeat. We have taken a vow.

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dancer4444 7 points ago +7 / -0

piss off the left people !

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Pathwalker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think we have.

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dancer4444 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes the swamp is pissed

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Pathwalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good! Mission accomplished. Kraken enroute...

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Kraken swims in piss this night!

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Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

The very thing that made me like Trump to begin win. He pissed off all the right people. He then went on the be such a great President and I was even more amazed.

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Pathwalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

... and the best is yet to come!

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LilBunnyFuFu4u 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to try to research candidates around primaries. Try to figure out which one was going to steal the least freedom from me basically. Looked up past history and did my homework. Then I discovered the inverse relationship between freedom lovers and reeeeing. Trump has for sure set the record for causing the most reeee. Keep reeing commie. It's only getting better.

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't have haters, you ain't doin it right.

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Pathwalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed... and if nobody truly hates you, you'll probably also find that nobody truly loves you.

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Meatbank84 118 points ago +120 / -2

Yup and the media is in full on panic mode right now

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DrBJTester 58 points ago +58 / -0

There is going to be a sudden rise in Covid-19 deaths and suicides.

Hillary is trying to buy protection for her extended stay in prison.

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redstampede 25 points ago +25 / -0

You're mistaken, friend. You hang sides of beef in a freezer.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 14 points ago +14 / -0

My TDS-infected mother-in-law was watching CNN tonight, and I had the displeasure of hearing it in the background.

Joe Biden was on talking about Covid-19, crying about how there would be more Covid-19 deaths if Trump doesn't concede and share his administration's plans for Operation Warp speed. He brought up dark winter again.

From there it transitioned to Wolf Blitzer, and the only thing he had to say about the Rudy press conference was that he was spreading "baseless" conspiracy theories.

Since when did signed affidavits become conspiracy theories?

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LilBunnyFuFu4u 3 points ago +3 / -0

And in the alternate timeline where Joe is sworn in, cases magically will drop to 0 on Jan 21. They're already cooking the books for votes. Might as well expand product lines and cook the books for case numbers.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they? I wanna see!

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kekkk 108 points ago +108 / -0

You can tell the way they are reacting that they are shitting their pants.

Now they are turning the conversation to accusing Trump of "sedition".

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Wtf_socialismreally 75 points ago +75 / -0

After all the seditious and treasonous behavior they have pulled, not just this election but for the past decade -- or longer -- to accuse the one man standing to protect America of sedition makes my blood boil to such an insane degree that if I were to bleed it would create a new star

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ProphetOfKek 44 points ago +44 / -0

Accuse them of what you are doing. Pure Alinsky.

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kekkk 35 points ago +35 / -0

It just goes to show you how insane they are. They are really fuckin' losing it right now.

All Trump is doing is pursuing his legal rights and options.

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OutcastSeal [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

I refuse to tune into news shows or sign into liberal social media channels so I literally don't know how bad they are shitting their pants but I bet it's glorious. Youtube and some Twitter comments are saltier than usual though, that's my only metric of gauging this shit!

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

Peeked into Daily Mail today. Huge expose on Guiliani's hair dye running. The comments were gold though. Most were smacking down the article for ignoring what was actually said during the press conference.

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glasscrawler 2 points ago +2 / -0

As if they cared what the plebs say.

But for all MSM, I tend to skip right to the comments to see what real people think.

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OutcastSeal [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh its all here on TDW, just dig a little, you'll find it!

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OutcastSeal [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

always one faggot downvoting because they don't want to put any effort in to find the source themselves

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Eclectus13 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sheesh, that's so Alinsky old school. Can't they come up with something original?

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Prometheus76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well...see...they're incapable of coming up with something original. I mean, they try sometimes...but it's usually so spectacularly awful that they quickly revert to just parasitizing good things and trying to subvert them and turn them to shit.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they could, they wouldn't be NPCs.

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2020_Vision 5 points ago +5 / -0

is that you cat turd?

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Libraritarian 63 points ago +64 / -1

Like Michael Moores video in 2016. Wall Street hates him, the corporate elite hate him, politicians hate him, the media hates him. Precisely how we knew he was our guy

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Pederella 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yup. All the correct domestic people hated him. The final nail was the screeching from other countries. If other nations love our leaders then we are getting bent over, guarrandamnteed.

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reddeadpill 29 points ago +29 / -0

In 2016 I voted for him because I was fed up with the system, both left and right. I wasn’t sure if he’d do a good job or be terrible but I knew at least he wouldn’t be more of the same bullshit.

This year I voted for him with full confidence that he’s the perfect man to tear down the entire broken system. Now I will support the MAGA movement til the day I die.

The MAGA movement doesn’t end with Trumps presidency. He’s woken up a beast in the American people and with it true change will finally come.

To hell with media, to hell with the left, to hell with the right, to hell with globalists, to hell with all of them. We are here to MAGA and they won’t stop us.

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Libraritarian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen

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Prometheus76 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what changed my mind on Trump. I wasn't sure about his personality. I liked most of his policies. But I loved the guy once I started seeing who his enemies are, how much they hate him, and how easily he manipulates them. It's glorious.

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brickinthewall 43 points ago +43 / -0

He's right, you know.

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Carlun404 37 points ago +38 / -1

I have a coworker who is a diehard dem, I sent him a text asking what this meant. His reply? "I don't know what it means."

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Prometheus76 34 points ago +34 / -0

He hasn't gotten the updated response patch yet. Gotta wait for CNN to tell him how to feel about it.

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wrathofdog 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Doesn't look like anything to me."

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trump2020canadian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw someone i know post "the evidence fails to live up to my scrutiny when I apply my research" guy's such a little faggot hahaha

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RawRamen 2 points ago +2 / -0

By "apply my research" I'm sure he means "checks Snopes" for his answer.

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trump2020canadian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Checks snopes, new york times, first link on google that isn't an ad, etc.

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ObongoForPrison2020 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is actually how I started to come around to liking (and now LOVING) GEOTUS back in 2018.

All the people I hate, hate him.

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Skatemyboard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ditto!!!

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weltbild 28 points ago +29 / -1

perfect logic

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PatriotSkorzeny 5 points ago +5 / -0

purrfect log-ic

🐈💩

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10MeV 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have much faith in the judicial system. I fervently hope you are right!

[Edit to add: I am hoping we avoid a replay of Comey's "18 ways Hillary is guilty, and we aren't going to do anything about it" speech.]

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MAGALogic 15 points ago +15 / -0

2020 finally makes sense.

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Crimson_Identity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enlighten me

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MAGALogic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump won the election.

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iamherefortheluls 14 points ago +14 / -0

salt hauls where?

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DrBJTester 16 points ago +17 / -1

The salt must flow pede, this is only the beginning the tsunami of salt we are about to experience is probably going to affect climate change. Oh shit I just KEKed myself.

The bubble is about to burst half of America is going to find out everything they know is wrong. I'll feel sorry for a few that legitimately meant well. The hardcore commies, antifa, BLM and the corrupt politicians.... welcome to the revolution.

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Prometheus76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do you know how good the champagne will taste on January 20, 2021?

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll just use it to melt the snow on my driveway and sidewalks. It will be better than Christmas.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

The salt must flow to build back a better Republic to steal a catch phrase like a Biden.

Where is Hunter?

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Ssue1216 12 points ago +12 / -0

Indeed! Over the target!

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thebassdude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn if this isn't true. My life long best friend (non relative) disowned me tonight over an offhand comment I made re: Covid theater. Damned if that didn't hit a nerve and he lost it. I don't want someone that unstable in my circle.

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cheesecake2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks for your bottomless bowels of wisdom Catturd

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wuthee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Catturd generally always has a good point

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Hoot 8 points ago +8 / -0

2020: Where Catturd becomes a credible news source.

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AmerikaUberAlles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damned fine news! This day has been one of the best days of my whole year. The weather was a perfect 69 degrees and sunny, I am now totally debt free, was finally able to get ahold of some local ammo for my AR, and THEY FINALLY DECIDED TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +5 / -0

The angry leftist that likes coming into the office I work at to rant about Trump was so pissed off today. Leftists have a scary obsession with Trump. It's insane.

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substantialmajestic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will miss him in 2025.

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stillbringingitback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ever noticed that all the people you hate, hate trump? There’s something genuine about a man with all the right enemies lol.

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StrongIsland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Above the Target, Standing By

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

every leftist media outlet (Fox included) has there hair on fire so you know his team is bringing the pain to these commies.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

The angry leftist that likes coming into the office I work at to rant about Trump was so pissed off today. Leftists have a scary obsession with Trump. It's insane.

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Olds77 3 points ago +3 / -0

But they're always pissed off and afraid.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

People gave me shit for supporting catturd. I guess I was right and shill weren’t. He’s some one very important in incognito. Change my mind.

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clbrto 3 points ago +3 / -0

icymi, catturd does a weekly radio appearance on https://www.youtube.com/c/PatriotsInTune/videos

I just love his voice (my late hubby was from Pensacola, near catturd ranch, they sound the same)

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clbrto 3 points ago +3 / -0

also, he writes excellent books

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Dondonmondon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cat Turd always has a point!

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait for the reactions from the saltmines.

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Vonzipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone loves the Turd

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TrumpCovid 2 points ago +2 / -0

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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Seenev 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the comments on predict it. They are getting more and more condescending and insulting to Trump supporters even as they lose money while Trump's odds go up.

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Artek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said Cat turd.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cat turd has been trolling on twitter again... i saw cat turd the other day and I was like... "Well... its a name."

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TrumpMaskReplica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup and they just had Tucker take his mask off and join the Anti-America fight.

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why Trump won my vote, though dominion probably changed it to Biden. All the people he makes angry, I hate.

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GakLivesMatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been busy the past few days and haven't been keeping up. Anyone willing to help a simple pede as to what the news o' the day is?

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +3 / -2

My Blue-haired Karen neighbors were slamming their doors today. xD

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Charlaxy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't it interesting, how that works?

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Deplorable_Yankee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they got caught.

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CJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The big tell, LOL

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trumpandtrumpco 1 point ago +1 / -0

I legitimately thought this was a reference to cucker when I clicked on it.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love that the great James Woods follows Catturd.😂

Also funny that it is @catturd2

Where is the first catturd?

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