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Wtf_socialismreally 34 points ago +34 / -0

"LOVE TRUMPS HATE! ITS TIME TO UNIFY!"

Also them:

"REEE WE HATE TRUMP SO MUCH WE CAN ACCEPT SOMEONE AS BAD AS BIDEN JUST AS LONG AS TRUMP IS GONE"

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trump_is_john_galt 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOVE TRUMP'S HAT!

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Troll 15 points ago +16 / -1

It's incredible.

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Cakes4077 10 points ago +10 / -0

How can dead people be retarded? They are dead.

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louisiana_darling 4 points ago +4 / -0

You never go full retard.

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MAGACAP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah Bidens a genius compared to those braindeads

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MountainKek 57 points ago +57 / -0

Imagine this guy trying to negotiate with any foreign power on behalf of the USA

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finalexit 49 points ago +49 / -0

There is a reason a lot of other countries want him as president.

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tremendous_trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he can talk real fast and smooth when it involves someone wiring money to Hunter’s account.

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antimatter 14 points ago +14 / -0

It can be shortened to: "I'm going to use the force of government to tell companies what to build".

Which can be shortened to "I'm the very fascist I claimed Trump was".

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tremendous_trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think so.

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Langtath 28 points ago +28 / -0

He might be too far gone mentally to even stand trial.

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Gatsby2x4 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thats the plan. He seemed fairly coherent 2 weeks ago...now he's a bumbling idiot again.

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yvjin 7 points ago +7 / -0

nah he was never coherent this year; I wouldn't be surprised if they pumped him full of drugs for the debates

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FustercluckArmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome to socialized medical care!

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UnbowedUncucked 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 weeks ago they pumped him full of drugs and he managed to give a heavily rehersed ~20 minute speech.

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Mr_Man 19 points ago +19 / -0

Imagine being a democrat and voting for a bumbling senile old guy who is owned by a hostile foreign power that wants to erase your entire existence just so you can get rid of a guy who said a mean thing that hurt your feels once.

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FustercluckArmy 10 points ago +10 / -0

So you've met my ex-wife, then?

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just_another_seed 11 points ago +11 / -0

they are probably pumping him up on something to make him seem coherent but it doesn't help the mush for brains he has left

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Judy2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Laughable! Biden go back to your basement!

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LibertyisYuge 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see why he was more likable than Obama.

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jts1 6 points ago +6 / -0

He might not know if he's coming or going, one place is for sure is prison...soon!

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paradox87 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hes basically a zombie at this point

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Cyphr 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does a pretty good zombie shamble... now he just needs to say "braaaains" and drool - wait, he's got the drooling thing down too. He's a natural.

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HeatherSwanson 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can physically see his brain short circuiting when he closes his eyes.

I almost feel sorry for the guy. Almost

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Trump4allz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMFAO..I dont feel sorry for anyone that tries to destroy our country

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Ennius 4 points ago +4 / -0

This SCOTUS would never allow enforcing the employment act reconstruct defense to go out there and following things companies being imposed.

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Trump4allz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

He deserves it

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RANDOR0423 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks its a citizen.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

W U T

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tiberseptim37 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breathtaking... I think Obama may have to pass the crown for "Greatest Orator."

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UnbowedUncucked 3 points ago +3 / -0

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

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CornpopsRainBarrel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump behaves like a CEO and manager.

Biden behaves like he just won a game show and on account of his winning, he is now going to go around "dictating that companies build and do following things" like it's some kind of neat privilege.

Again, Trump just wants to get things done.

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SryServiceDown 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have no idea how people voted for this guy.

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Trump4allz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hint: They didnt

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JebGot538 3 points ago +3 / -0

GIB ME DAT BADAGATHCARE

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Cantbelieveit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're half right...

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gtrman97 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retardation begets evil

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Blurpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pressure is accelerating his condition. He is cracking up right in front of us.

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Gilliais 2 points ago +2 / -0

Word salad.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the top half.

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Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's hard to talk in complete sentences when you are 100% focused on filling your diaper - it's kind of distracting.

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Mojave_scavenger 2 points ago +2 / -0

People actually expect you to believe this guy won over Trump. He got his ass whooped in the debates, has no turnout, talks like this, yet we are to believe he got more votes than the dems' savior Obama? You cant make this shit up.

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is...They actually did make it up and we fell for it. (you know what I mean...We actually thought that somehow a fucking muzzrat was elected) I will not fall for it again.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember that old meme we had about putting Joe in a mock White House with 24/7 surveillance cameras for a reality show? We're literally getting that right now!!

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You better check yourself son..He is President of The Office Elect now..and you better put your pronouns out there so we can grudge judge you.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

My pronouns are "Xir Faggasaurus."

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escapeefromMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell dictates to companies? Oh that's right DICTATORS. You "won" no need to hide how you really feel.

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brickinthewall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not half.

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Jamwright3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes they are

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magalee 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was half retarded even in his prime. 76th out of 85? Come on, man!

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chopz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hip.....hip hop..... hip hop anonymous?

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Italianshamrock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dementia is a sad thing

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t Michael give Dwight a special promotion to a made up position?

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Half"

I do not think that word means what you think it means

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Trump4allz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Half Retarded and Half Dementia.. I think I do understand

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survey says?....

I'll allow it:)

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SharkTeamTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just half??!?

My! Aren't you the generous one!

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LordRothschild 1 point ago +1 / -0

well... uhh... shoot lost my train of thoughts.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allright... I take it back. Trump should concede immediately so that we can let someone with a coherent plan take over the Chyyy-Nahhh Virus Fraud Task Force.

WTF???

To his credit, he did not cough into his hand this time.

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ConservativeMom03 1 point ago +1 / -0

As if Pence's taskforce didn't get the governors EVERYTHING they've needed. Ventilators, field hospitals, doctors, PPE... Aaaaahhhh! He's about 8 months behind, but the left thinks it will magically go away if Biden declares a national shutdown.

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Ehi_Passika 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a stunod.

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brazilianPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

no way he will win this

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just half, eh?

I say he's a village idiot

's village idiot

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UnbowedUncucked 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is just sad.

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Trump4allz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad for who?