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PNW_PEPE 83 points ago +84 / -1

5 scoops

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BoatingAccident 65 points ago +65 / -0

Because they'll machine gun your kids on the way to school? Just a guess.

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bubadmt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Snopes: Mostly false. While it's true that your kids will be gunned down, a machine gun will not be used, as it is an NFA item.

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TheTrooper424 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao like them idiots know anything about the NFA

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

what's NFA?

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

The most serious series of cucked gun-control legislation our nation is facing. That faggot Ronald Reagan happily expanded upon it!

National Firearms Act.

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TacticalFacilitator 2 points ago +2 / -0

National Firearms Act

Basically set a price of $200 for the privilege to “transfer” a machinegun when a Tommy Gun cost $125. (1934) On the bright side, it will still only cost you $200 to transfer an MG. The Thompson Sub-Machinegun will cost you a bit more than it did in 1934 Though.

https://dealernfa.com/product-category/machine-guns/thompson/

Sauce: https://www.atf.gov/firearms/national-firearms-act-division

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abolish the ATF.

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Hawksendoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well that one chick had to get protection

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reported for inciting violence and/or wrongthink. You may resume posting after you pass your reeducation camp exam.

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Mexico and Columbia but not here unless it's commanded by the Satanic Sith Lord herself Killary.

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Fluffy_Indigo 39 points ago +39 / -0

30 years of Bush and Clinton and Obama stacking the system with their globalist cronies has bottlenecked and destroyed the Rule of Law in this country. The people who want to do something aren't in the right positions of power and the ones who hate us control like 90% of the levers of power.

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williammcfadden 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, then this is the last stand. We need to win.

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HeIsVigo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish I could remember the book, I think the author was Niall Ferguson, a small hardcover from around 2009 or so, had a chapter about the transformation of the USA from a nation of laws to a nation of lawyers. How that was undermining our institutions and approach to the concept and adherence to the Law as opposed to slick distortions by well heeled ambulance chasers. If anyone knows the name of this book I'd appreciate a reminder. It was a great book.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it a book by Philip K Howard? He has a few on how excessive lawyering is ruining the country.

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HeIsVigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think it was. But I will definitely look into his works. Thanks for the recommendation!

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GopnikGod 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, the system is fine. It's the people at the wheel that are the problem. Technically representative democracy works quite well. It's when you get over-educated, pompous bureaucrats telling everyone else, "I KNOW BETTER!" that you start getting problems.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both can be true if morons are baking their stupidity into the system.

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Sting 4 points ago +4 / -0

We thought wrong. More clear every day.

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Godan 21 points ago +21 / -0

We found our hero. Her name is Sidney Powell.

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CandyBarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're fucked

This train has no brakes

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who says no one is going to investigate it?

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PNW_PEPE 1 point ago +1 / -0

There may very well be, but heck if I was one of them, I wouldn't be making it public that I was.

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SenorTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean district attys?

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Sting 1 point ago +2 / -1

No pedos, please.

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Keln 7 points ago +8 / -1

Seriously, this meme is perfect in every way.

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Legalpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do us handshake accounts always have a handshake? I assume it means we're relatively new?

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undef 36 points ago +37 / -1

Does it delete the other candidates votes when you put it in reverse?

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Postal [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

Oh, you are looking for the Smartmatic option?

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Mukato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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Postal [S] 31 points ago +32 / -1

Stickied... on our b-day! THIS CALLS FOR A BLOW-OUT SALE!!!! 6% OFF EVERYTHING!

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540k-Again 17 points ago +18 / -1

Some of us have known all that info from todays press conference a long time ago, and lots more.

A WIN&WIN Double-Kraken Plan to Clean Up this Election, needs you: https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EhtERu/for-everyone-who-wants-djtpence-/

But like here timestamp in today press conference, where Rudy says, not a single person in this country would believe... https://youtu.be/buQCdCSDWQQ?t=7462

Yes I, <raises hand> already been true for quite awhile, like they did with Blackberry Traffic nearly 20 years ago, and routed all traffic through Canada, so the "powers that be" could "legally" break the law outside of the USA jurisdiction; and spy on everyone, including congress, with Blackberry's.

I myself even a poll worker many times; including I worked polls in the 2000's as a tech poll worker, with the easily hackable (USB, thumbdrive, modem, etc.) Diebold machines. A decade ago, Diebold's subsidiary was sold with the gov contracts all across the US & IP, to Dominion, with Obama's DOJ approval. <pikachu.notshockedface.jpg>

In case you want some Front Line insight, rather than incite:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8urdISD/x/c/1BknrbZLT0

MAGA On Pedes, spread the top link! Need some redpill delivery to DJT legal team.

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unicornpoop 9 points ago +9 / -0

SOME of us knew. Now MILLIONS of us know. They're so fucked.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

.win knew. Normies did not and most likely still do not, because they're fucking normies.

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sesquipedalian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good insight on the strategy and the constitution. It gives everyone a lot of hope that the process can be fair and the fraud successfully overturned.

And a lot of us have indeed known for a long time, and this whole travesty of an election is a good thing for the future of this country.

The genesis of America’s corrupted computerized election system.

A very good collection of news articles. Pay particular attention to 95+.

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soros owned Diebold yeh?

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perplexions 15 points ago +15 / -0

pretty accurate

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 12 points ago +12 / -0

If a car had half as many “issues” as Dominion voting machines do, it would be recalled

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TheWilderness 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Let me put it to you this way". Slaps hood. "How many votes do you need this to carry? We got you bro."

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2ndenthusiast 6 points ago +6 / -0

the fragmentation at the end is priceless

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Postal [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

nice catch.... why I ended with Mail in ballots. Beastie Boys ref in there as well.

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2ndenthusiast 5 points ago +5 / -0

thanks, i appreciate good work. don't see beastie, i see van halen tho

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Postal [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

0U812.... the tail on the jet of their album

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2ndenthusiast 3 points ago +3 / -0

no diss bro, it's good work.

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Postal [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No dis takin, I just get to face palm myself for screwing up my own favorite references. I've used so many variations of eat me in joking replies to people and I've disappointed myself. But that's a beautiful catch by you.

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah ou812 was a van halen album, the beastie tail number was 3mta3.

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Postal [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damnit, you are right... I Guess the eighties in me was a little too focused on getting the stinking animated gif right. Haha.

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2ndenthusiast 2 points ago +2 / -0

hah well as i recall the 80's were a bit blurry, it's understandable.

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ThePopcornTape 6 points ago +6 / -0

The vote counter started going into hexadecimal because we had so many votes for Trump that it broke it?

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jackdaniels 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sold!! Ill take em all!

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Trumpman1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice work, pede.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

A classic meme updated for the modern voter. Nice.

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TheRock976 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get Eric coomer before Congress.

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CandyBarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please this and Eric CIArmello

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LightBeacons 3 points ago +3 / -0

excellent meme!

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol i love how the number keeps going up

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOOKS LEGIT

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TrumpDynastyForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good one

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CT_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit this is epic.

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subbookkeeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is 4d memeing

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Masjosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

After you drop off all the ballots, you can deliver all this riot gear to the ANTIFA pussies around the corner assaulting old women!

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FOREVERKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

not enough scoops!! LMFAO!!!

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

It carries however many votes it needs to put Biden ahead.

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Toatsmaloats 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I had more updoots

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CokeOrPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

i gotchu fam

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spez__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did I miss?

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can carry President-Elect Biden in this beauty!

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

THanks for the genuine laugh!!!

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boomerpro17 2 points ago +2 / -0

thought they preferred wagons for transportation

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they prefer coolers to vehicles.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet a months salary that theres an actual used car lot on Little Creek Rd in Norfolk VA by that name that sells 20-yo cars to 18-yo Sailors at 30% interest.

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justinjfit 2 points ago +2 / -0

It carries the votes needed for your chosen candidate to win.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, I'm guess I'm old given that I'm first to spot the Van Halen album reference.

Edit: Dammit. Old and 2nd to spot.

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Postal [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done on catching that! Shout out to my love of the '80s

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niconicoreeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

And 10% for the big guy!

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Trump_World_Order 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Dominion car would have so many accidents. When you try to turn right, it instead auto corrects by making the vehicle turn to the left.

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Hawksendoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

AT 4 AM

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I try to save this image my phone cuts the program. Is it possible to have global interests pulling the strings to allow this to happen? It feels like that is happening.

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be great if this was a hearse

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Ic3D 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA well done!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂🤣

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Snake 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got 5 on it.

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Dirk_Diggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect for those 4:00 A.M. excursions.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sort of has a tendency to veer to the Left though

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HarvesterOfBallots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Test

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Postal [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a username like that you'd love our latest model!