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The Donald Process ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by VolareVia +5982 / -2

Here's a process for the donald.win that I've noticed in my limited time here:

  1. Someone posts exciting BS.

  2. Exciting BS gets ton of upvotes.

  3. Exciting BS comes true.

  4. WINNING.

  5. REPEAT AD INFINITUM

Here's a process for the donald.win that I've noticed in my limited time here: 1) Someone posts exciting BS. 2) Exciting BS gets ton of upvotes. 3) Exciting BS comes true. 4) WINNING. 5) REPEAT AD INFINITUM
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Based_Robin_Hood 225 points ago +226 / -1

I loves me some exciting BS!!!

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libman 170 points ago +171 / -1

Based Stories

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DaddySmooth 52 points ago +53 / -1

Saw what you did there, Pede. Shut up, Obey and take my measly one upvote!

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RealCarlosDanger 31 points ago +31 / -0

He gets 1.25 upvote and 0.75 down vote

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I upvoted with the utmost disgust. This is too close to a possible reality.

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elided_ego 21 points ago +21 / -0

It all began with tendies. When they hit the floor of the dnc... it was inevitable.

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +7 / -1

I read this in Robert Stack’s voice. No idea why.

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Paul-Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden Sucks

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SixteenBeatsAOne 17 points ago +17 / -0

B.I.D.E.N.

B iggest

I diot

D emocrats

E ver

N ominated

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objon2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now do Harris...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 20 points ago +21 / -1

Knees

And

Mouth

Alligned

Looking for

Advancement

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Deplorable_Yankee 4 points ago +4 / -0

haha

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TheMAGAnificent 47 points ago +47 / -0

1.) Radio Isotopes Ballots with blockchain UV identifiers that would be counted by the National Guard - FALSE

2.) Software used by international tyrants to rig elections is used here - TRUE

3.) Joe Biden didn't campaign because he knew about his voter fraud schemes, which he even let slip during an interview as the most complex voter fraud setup in history - TRUE

4.) Sidney Powell knew about the 5% vote change months before the election - TRUE

5.) Fox News was controlled opposition - TRUE

6.) Vote counting stopped because the sheer amount of Trump voters broke the algorithm - TRUE

7.) CIA and Pentagon working to voetthrow Trump - PENDING

8.) Trump won 400+ electoral votes - PENDING

9.) Trump won over 85,000,000 votes - PENDING

10.) Trump and co already have all the evidence, and elites are signing like song birds, and the electoral counts are just to keep Americans busy as the true devastating evidence behind the scenes is still being worked out - PENDING

11.) Chinavirus used to create more mail in ballots to create fraud - TRUE

12.) Bill Clinton is a rapist infowars.com - TRUE

What else am I missing from my big list of "conspiracies"?

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Error404 22 points ago +22 / -0

15.) President REEEEEEelect Trump wins! Charges Big-Tech with election interference and seizes assets based on 2018 Executive Order. PENDING

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Error404 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also charges Mainstream Media with Election Interference - Seizes their sorry asses PENDING

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is happening I doubt the big tech part

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

one can hope?

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Error404 18 points ago +18 / -0

14.) Biden is arrested on money laundering charges, Also charged by Ukraine for interference PENDING

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NADSAQ 13 points ago +14 / -1

Michelle Obama is a dude with a 10” hog dong: TRUE

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Helmerj 13 points ago +17 / -4

13.) Trump is Q+ - PENDING

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz -2 points ago +6 / -8

Q unfortunately was a nothingburger.

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PROBE 4 points ago +6 / -2

Considering how Pres. Trump just take over the CIA yesterday, I'm not even sure about that one. The guy he put in charge of that mentioned JKF when it was announced. I know next to nothing about Q except that somehow JFK has something to do with something, and they all keep repeating "Trust the plan" all of the time.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 3 points ago +5 / -2

Many q peeps believe JFK Jr is still alive and was set to reappear and become Trumps VP lol...

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PROBE 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is...improbably to the extreme...

But this is 2020. By this point, I'm going to be surprise if the clocks actually tick over to 00:00 January 1st instead of 23:60 December 31st.

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SWMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. Many Q followers KNOW JFK Jr is dead. When asked about it, Q himself said Jfk Jr was dead. And that was over a year ago. But there is that vocal minority that insists that was disinfo. Bullschiff. It's a psyop designed to make anons lose credibility.

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BannedbyRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

FB and other technocrat assets will be seized for election meddling per Trumps EO on elections

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Hillary_For_Prison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullets cure communism

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libman 93 points ago +94 / -1

I'm just gonna post everything then.

BACON CURES CANCER!

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

I've certainly noticed that libtards don't eat meat, so you may be on to something there.

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Roy_Donk 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s actually true. Look up Shawn baker and the carnivore diet. Everything we are taught is lies. Ever wonder why they go so hard after the meat industry?

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libman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Carnivore diet, eh? That's too bad because

DONUTS CURE HEART DISEASE!

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Cancer feeds metabolically off of glucose (carbs/sugar)

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is a FACT. I can explain in biomolecular detail how the nutritional and psychological benefits of BACON stimulate regenerative metabotrophic pathways that result in WINNING WINNING WINNING.

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micaarzur 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep!! I always have two big spoonfuls of bacon grease before I go to bed each night. Keeps me young and healthy!!

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multi_user_dungeon 7 points ago +10 / -3

BACON CURES CANCER!

That's great, but let's focus on curing humans.

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Fauxvid_Chineteen 8 points ago +9 / -1

Biden: that’s great, but let’s focus on curing ballots.

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Counterforce1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Curing humans?

I thought the gore photos weren’t out yet?

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

HOLY SHIT HORMEL BLACK LABEL STOCKS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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UpTrump 80 points ago +85 / -5

In light of Faux news labeling us cybercriminals, we now have a new domain!

http://cybercriminals.win/

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ChrisSuperDude 25 points ago +26 / -1

If I'm a 'cyber criminal' I shall now blast Judas Priest's 'Breaking the Law' whenever I walk in a room from now on.

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Stable-Genius 14 points ago +15 / -1

"What crime are you in for bud?"

"Thought crime... cyber thought crime"

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit fam...you don't already?! What the hell are you waiting for!? Epic!

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally I enter the room to Painkiller since it's my favorite Priest song.

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-f-b-i- [M] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Love it

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 16 points ago +16 / -0

When did they do that? They should call us super predators

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UpTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Get this: they say we're cybercriminals for a user here buying $25k worth of WI voter registration info and posting it!

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ConvergenceMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

So they are trying to claim copyright infringement on the WI voter data, thus "cybercriminals." How quaint.

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VolareVia [S] 5 points ago +11 / -6

Yeah I don't trust that link at all. Nice try. It's not even https

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ConvergenceMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lol it's just a joke 301 redirect. Lighten up. Put it into Fiddler and see if you're really that worried.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Did they really? What a bunch of faggots.

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Cameron 69 points ago +69 / -0

GEORGE SOROS WILL BE ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING TO UNDERMINE OUR ELECTIONS AND DESTABILIZE AMERICA

Gib tons of upvotes to make this come true thank you

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flashersenpai 12 points ago +12 / -0

i cri evrytim

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EnemiesDestroyed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Upvote! Get his boss too

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

🐸🎆MEME MAGIC🎆🐸

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PROBE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know if everyone clapped, but I did.

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esheki808 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would break the time/space fabric of our universe but would totally be worf

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r_u_srs_srsly 26 points ago +26 / -0

he said I would be tired of winning

I'm not tired.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

I ain't no-ways tarred....

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm so hyped on winning. Can't stop. Won't stop. Ehh-ehh!

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as there is a commie to REEE, I shall know no tiredness of the winning.

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UnoriginalNickname 21 points ago +21 / -0

It’s Frogs vs. Frauds here

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EnemiesDestroyed 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this imagery. Well done. Can we put some leftists in the middle and make their heads spin before moving on?

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leakmouth 20 points ago +20 / -0

Meme magic

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Paul-Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pepe magic!

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PROBE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe magic to fuel the pede army!

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DonttrustChina 15 points ago +15 / -0

I remember when I was like "okay this server raid thing is one of the dumber LARPs I've read here..."

Well....that didn't age well.

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TonyVilla 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait... I've only been away for like a couple hours... did that actually turn out to be true?

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ChinaVirus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah Sidney confirmed it happened in the press conference today but said that she didn't know if "good guys or bad guys" got the server. But Rudy was smiling big time so idk. Also I saw a vid on here from Newsmax that it had a trump campaign person say they had it. Didn't belive it until she confirmed though.

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crusadetiem 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love your humility. I also love that you were,

(Close shot of DJT)

WRONG

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LuckyEwe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Exciting BS is exactly what I wished for on my cake day!

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HatnNewLognReqs 11 points ago +11 / -0

where is the lie?

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DaddySmooth 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're not wrong.

Listen Here Fat

CornPop Was a Bad Dude

Malarky

C'mon Man

Just getting them all in before someone else does. :)

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SuperSaiyan45Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

“We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. you’re going to say, ‘Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.’ And I'm going to say, ‘No, we have to make America great again.’ You're gonna say, ‘Please.’ I said, ‘Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.’"

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

This just makes me wish for MORE TRUMP RALLIES! Let it become reality!

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jigglyp33n 10 points ago +11 / -1

I will sign a sworn affidavit confirming this to be true.

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MarquisBoniface 9 points ago +9 / -0

We still need to be careful to purge disinfo and forgeries, because they keep getting spammed by shills to discredit us

To give an analogy on why I'm not trying to attack the group:

TD is like a battering ram loading with the truth

The joint MSM/corporations/DNC are like a castle of propaganda

I want that castle to come down, and to do so the battering ram needs to be kept in tip top shape with functional parts. If the parts start falling apart before the castle comes down, the mission fails

Do NOT underestimate the power of forgeries by shills, even Wikileaks has been attacked by shills using false identities

https://www.thedailybeast.com/julian-assange-thought-he-was-messaging-sean-hannity-when-he-offered-news-on-democrat-investigating-trump-russia

https://archive.is/mlsiu

The head of Wikileaks told @SeanHannity__ to seek ‘other channels’ for information on Sen. Mark Warner of the Trump-Russia investigation. ‘@SeanHannity__’ was a woman in Texas.

The claim with 941,000 Dominion-switched votes in PA was also a forgery, likely created by dominion themselves or some other MSM party, because it is factually impossible, they only oversaw 1.3 million votes in PA (of which 676,000 were for Trump)

Edit: I also need to state: FUCK BLACKPILLED FUCKS. No benefit of the doubt should be given in any form. If you are blackpilled (understandable), go do something productive offline. Otherwise people should assume you are a shill, and any genuine member should understand why.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 3 points ago +4 / -1

Being a shill troll or blackpilled asshole is shitty, yes. No place for that here.

But obvious conservatives/ Trump loving patriots who show concern or being slightly anxious are not dOoMeR shills.

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crusadetiem 0 points ago +1 / -1

To further the analogy, adorning that battering ram with glittery dildos does nothing for us and makes our enemies less afraid. Let it be solid, and heavy, and built of plain fact.

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juicemoney9 8 points ago +8 / -0

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

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brownguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best BS, folks, believe me

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Spawnlingman 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS NEEDS A STICKIE.

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-f-b-i- 3 points ago +3 / -0

It already had one

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Spawnlingman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tis a joke fren

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GEOTUSMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meme magic is real

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Strike_Eagle784 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen!

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SZYD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meme Magic is real. Embrace them. “Meme Your enemies till they cry, Then Meme about the crying.”

“Don’t let your Memes be DREAMS”!!!!!

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Malfunction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not an accident. We've been fighting fake news for so long that we've basically developed a sixth sense of what's real and what's fake.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

THE WINNING NEVER STOPS AND I WILL NEVER GET SICK OF IT!

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Jammerculture 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m starting to believe this is Trump’s time machine and when we are on .win we are actually in the future

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best BS, don't we folks?! Absolute UNITS of BS!

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Phil_DeGraves 3 points ago +3 / -0
  1. Collect underpants

  2. ....... . . . . .. ???? ... . . . .. ... ..

  3. PROFIT!

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Bossman28894 3 points ago +3 / -0

6 spicy memes multiply

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VolareVia [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Holy moly. Thanks mods.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS is some exciting BS!

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedes are Orkz and upTrumps are the WAAARGH!

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commiesbtfo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just thought the same thing KEK

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has anyone else noticed that no one has suggested or questioned Trumps popular vote? They’re not really talking about Biden's either, for obvious reasons. It blows their “everyone hates Trump, it’s just a few people” narrative out of the water. I’m sure they are trying to avoid recognizing that he beat Obama’s numbers.

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's cause we ain't got no brakes on this party train!

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, yeah then we get doomers going on about "muh DruMPF is 1-26 in court cases, they got tossed out or his team was forced to withdraw for lack of evidence", and then we get states threatening to rush-certify races because they think they can't be challenged then.

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wictor's unconfirmed theory: If the raw votes were in fact sent to Barcelona and Frankfurt, then that means they were intercepted by the United States Armed Forces (using Cyber Warfare Techniques) and that's all we need. Dems are toast. https://youtu.be/tqTY7awzPOw

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correction:

  1. Exciting BS is revealed to be true.
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Desertwhale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only regret that I have but 1 updoot to give...

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freedom2520 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memeology101

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boreal_storm 2 points ago +2 / -0

1.a. Lefty fact checkers declare BS to be false.

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timetocrush 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low energy cucks btfo

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Dilaudid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly often you don't hear about the exciting BS anymore because there is new exciting BS. I hope someone keeps track of everything.

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are servers somewhere.

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Redpillhope 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would upvote this .523 times if I had a special voting machine.

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Traveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

building shooters

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CandyBarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meme Magic

Kek wills it and then it be done.

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Illinois4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make your memes come true!

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Austin62Halo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bs bs bs

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DeplorableFarmboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

And when there is no new exciting BS pedes press refresh 3,000 times per second

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