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MAGA_FOREVER 49 points ago +50 / -1

Out of 200 million sperm, he was the fastest?

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Sonnet 13 points ago +15 / -2

it's hard to be a fast sperm when you're trapped in mormon spiritual underpants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

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HunterBidensCrckPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN

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intellectual-darkweb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope this is tongue in cheek (assume so). I’m a MAGA mormon - sorry the world has to deal with this RINO. A MAGA Senator would unseat him in 2 years.

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NYRepublican72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor sperm.

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Patriot4evr 24 points ago +24 / -0

How much did Mitt pay Dominion to get elected?

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DeepDMingDeep 10 points ago +10 / -0

He knows that gravy train is about to be derailed. Panic!

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ZoominLikeToobin 8 points ago +8 / -0

He sold Sequoia to them to get them started

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CrazyMountain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pay to play.

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Bruce13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, Mittens, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.

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Jubes1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave that shotgun!

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Filial_Piety_is_key 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ummmm......we never had Mitt, or did you forget he joined the BLM march. Can't lose what you don't have in the first place Biden. Oops, i mean Mitt.

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VoterIDMatters 12 points ago +12 / -0

do you even sarcas bro

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Filial_Piety_is_key 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never.

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codesherpa 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Republican party's 2012 standard bearer.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

He stole the nomination from Ron Paul. Never forget "The ayes have it"

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Jabblemonkey1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pierre "King RINO faggot" Delecto.

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Gipper247 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy is clearly dirty

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neehl 4 points ago +4 / -0

u/shittromney how could you do this to us?? Lol

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ShittRomney 5 points ago +5 / -0

My magic underwear are cutting off circulation to my head and I'm a piece of shitt.

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neehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m a member of his church as well and just want to state, on the record, he does not represent me or my beliefs and a lot of people in our church are pissed that we’ve been swindled by him. Just putting that disclaimer out. But yeah, Romney’s up to his eyeballs in this. I really need to dig into this angle. Probably has a lot of skeletons in his closet he doesn’t want to come out

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ShittRomney 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know, there are many exceptionally great people in your church including a man who helped me heal from a horrible injury and I'd do whatever I could to help him.

There is something strange about him and he's fake as they come. Too clean while being a snake is a bit of a contrast.

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neehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gotta dig into my network, see what I can unearth haha. I wonder how he got entangled in this web of deceit?

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ShittRomney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Relatives attached like Tics to foreign oil conglomerates.

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neehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah...that Burisma deal is no bueno. It will be interesting to see if he gets swept up in this net. From what Trump was tweeting, sounds like he should have won in 2012? But he was probably in on it and got financial kickbacks for playing loser

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ThreeHeadedEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because he's literally a snake. His neighbor caught him slithering in his backyard eating mice. We use Dominion in Utah to count votes so it's only natural he's saying this.

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neehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be interesting to see if all the states end up audited. I don’t believe Colorado’s numbers are correct either oh and what do you know, we also use Dominion here. Glad Burgess Owens was able to eek out a win-he seems based.

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Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Mormons are angry about being fooled by Mittens, just wait until they die and find out that they were all swindled out of their souls.

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neehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unnecessary and rude and makes no sense lol. Who is going to swindle us out of our souls? God? Your argument doesn’t even make sense.

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Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satan. That is who fooled you. Duh.

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Toezy_Weezer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hes got his 👋 all over the sacking of Ukraine

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zroheroz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone tell mittens to shut his Cuckhole... No one gives two dirty shits about his opinion.

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Cram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just put a "D" at the end of your name you fucking sellout piece of dogshit! My biggest regret in life is voting for you in 2012. Now I am glad you lost, you fucking cocksucker!

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Karl_Maldens_Nose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh Willard the choke artist, still bitter that he's a RINO loser that doesn't have a nanoliter of Trump's testosterone. Go back to Mexico Mittens.

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Femprep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pierre is that you?

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no_antifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait until we find out how many of these career politicians are getting reelected through fraud. Mittens is a repub I could see cheating.

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Nickels444 2 points ago +2 / -0

ShItt Romney wait i mean mit ram-me oops. i mean might wrongme god i hate rinos, cant ever seem to get their names right

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WoodenSpoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you just go back to to being Pierre Delecto please? At least you were interesting for a few minutes.

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CantStumpTheCensored 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are codes in this. The lines are aligned strangely. Almost an owl shape. Codes are appearing. They know it's lost.

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Deplorable_Yankee 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a cuck. I am willing to stand with my pede brothers and sisters on the steps of the WH. Joe Biden will never be president.

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MrsSilenceDogood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mitt Romney was such a weak candidate, I voted for Obama over the bum. Suck it Mitt.

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Pederrr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol "lost Romney "

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Monz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep hearing this narrative that Trump is pressuring state officials to swing his way. What are they even talking about? Are they just projecting?

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why we're screwed if we don't get more than 50% senators.

Like with the supreme court, we need multiple majority just to break even.

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

i feel like they know they are lying, and are just trying to goad some info out of sidney or something.

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ImVoting4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Mitt Romney

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bf4truth 1 point ago +1 / -0

stfu u shit stain rino shill

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

This motherfucker deserves to be hanged

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Even fellow Republicans are telling Trump it's time to concede"

-Some headline probably

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CrazyMountain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm convinced the machines have been deciding if you're voting for this sell out.

Ever wonder why some of the worst politicians are able to stay in power, rigged elections really help.

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magajew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Screaming into the void, clawing and grasping to survive.

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Lancelot_333 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was always a traitor and a snake, those that observed what he did to Ron Paul in 2012 already knew this.

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Win4Don 1 point ago +1 / -0

10 bucks says this guy is literally a eunuch, not just in politics.

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TrumpTrainNov3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure CCP has dirt on him. That seems to be the general theme in terms of who has the most hatred and is the most outspoken against Trump

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Sonnet 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like we're building the wall around Kolob

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like someone loves living in the swamp more than he loves his country

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M4J0R_CH335E 1 point ago +1 / -0

he plays ball the same way bernie does.

...fuck Pierre Delecto